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Christiano Ronaldo this year

    Ronaldo copypasta
    Dear Cristiano,
    
    Cristiano Ronaldo this year:
    
    🏆 Italian Cup.
    
    🏆 Italian Super Cup.
    
    ⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.
    
    ⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.
    
    ⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.
    
    ⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.
    
    🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.
    
    🥇 Became the greatest scorer in the history of all teams in the world.
    
    🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.
    
    *43 goals in the year, 6 goals in 5 games in this Champions League, all decisive and a guy who, regardless of age, continues to work miracles and is the guy who most impresses the world most often.
    
    They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.
    
    He could fight for this award calmly and the fight would be good with Lewandowski who in individual numbers was incredible and Bayern had a better season than Juventus and has been having a calmer season than United, but at the national selection level. example Cristiano was much better.
    
    And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, ​​he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.
    
    For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.
    
    With Messi, it's the other way around. He can do a low-key season, way below, they'll always find a way to favor him and give him the prize.
    
    Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.
    
    Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.
    
    Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.
    
    Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!
    Factos 👍👀

    Ronaldo stole all the penalties

      Ronaldo or Penaldo copypasta
      I was at Afghanistan and the Taliban here were administrating death penalties to people. Suddenly out of nowhere a man came and stole all those penalties. It was penaldo. I'm proud of you penaldo for saving the people of Afghanistan.
      I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo

      My friend said this during an argument with my other friend

        i can kick you copypasta
        i can kick you and you will die immediately, i can kick you once and you will literally disintegrate. Do you want to square off infront of robinsons I can kick you and your whole body will stop existing. youre cells will die one by one and your brain will literally shutdown. youre entire human anatomy will disintegrate in a chain reaction. your skeleton will literally crumple and this is all because you wanted to square me off infront of robinsons you actual shitsucker of a baby googoogaga go fuck yourself

        Screenshots of people’s NFTs

          You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own.
          
          Delete that screenshot.

          Browse every NFTs copypasta here

          You’re fucked, bud.

            I am tracking your IP address as we speak
            You kid have just made the biggest mistake of your pathetic life. Do you even have a fucking clue of who you are dealing with right now? My software is top of the line and I am tracking your IP address as we speak.
            
            I will find out your address. I will find out your name. I will find every piece of information I can find out about you.
            
            And then I'm gonna use every single resource I have to wipe you off the face of planet earth. I will send the most ruthless assassins after you. Who will not hesitate to turn you into a fine red mist you fucking sub-human piece of shit.
            
            You will wish you were never born and you will feel unimaginable pain for the rest of your life, which mind you, will be cut short.
            
            You're fucked, bud.

            Have fun regretting your existence, kiddo.

              Have fun regretting your existence copypasta
              Right now, I'm a click away from using an SQL injection attack to gain access to the database of this website and gain your login credentials, as well as your IP address. I'll then proceed to leak your IP address onto my hacker forums, and then using an IP locator, I'll easily find your house and your name. With that I can access your social media accounts and proceed to ruin your life. You think I'm bluffing? You think that just because a bunch of 7 year olds say they can "hack", but actually can't, that I can't either? Let me shatter that facade for you. Using my team of hackers, we can trace what websites you've visited and what keystrokes you've used, and with that, I can get into your parents' bank account. I can drain it and make you dirt poor. Have you ever felt what it's like to be homeless? Well, you're about to. I can also use cross-site scripting to redirect your web browser to one of my private sites, and download illegal files onto your computer and get your parents locked up in prison. I'm your worst nightmare, and I'm about to make you endure living Hell. I'm nowhere and everywhere at the same time. Have fun regretting your existence, kiddo.