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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Reasons why Jaidenanimations is not aroace

    Jaiden animations copypasta
    Jaden Animations is obviously not aroace. For many reasons, which I will state now: Number one, gay people aren't real Number two, she is my waifu and cannot be aroace. Number three, I said so Number four, she has a father figure so she cannot be gay Number 5, I had a dream we had sex so she's straight Number 6, I'm always right Number seven, she's doing it for attention Number eight, this only happened after Biden got in office. Arguments are pointless, there is absolutely no way you can argue about this.

    LEAN 🟣

      I LOVE LEAN
      Let there be Lean 💜
      It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

      I hate my autistic son

        I hate my autistic son

[Remorse]

I cant help it, my life is constantly terrible. I spend as much time as work as possible. The worst part is that I am supposed to pretend that I am happy about it. When we get together with the other parents and everyone is pretending their kids are as normal as anyone else. They are not. All of us secretly wish they were never born.

I would never dare tell my wife this. She is in total denial. Every time he screams or has a breakdown I just wish he would die. I believe that violence is a lot more common than you think. but my wife and I always control ourselves. I can't stand it though. Why has god done this to me, and why instead of having support are you not supposed to say this. It is terrible, and I did not deserve it yet I am supposed to pretend life is just great.

        Ratio + maidenless + touch grace

          Touch grace + maidenless
          L + ratio + you have no maidens + you're tarnished + touch grace
          L + ratio + touch grace + maidenless + die in a ditch
          L + RATIO + YOU'RE MAIDENLESS + TOUCH GRACE + EASY BOSS

          Dear r/teenagers,

            r/teenagers copypasta
            Please shut up.

I get it, you’re horny. But nobody wants to hear about all the times you’ve masturbated to your sibling, and nobody wants to hear about һоѡ your tits got in the way of something. Nobody wants to hear your “pwease be my friend 🥺👉👈” crap when posting stuff like this is exactly the reason why you have no friends. You complain about not having bfs/gfs and yet you post garbage with zero self awareness. “Boobs tits or ass” һоѡ about grass you cum stained landwhale. Go outside. Get some vitamin D. Get some friends. Get something other than erection every time you see a woman.

            Help: my penis is too long.

              My penis is too long copypasta
              My penis is too long. When I measured it just now, it was 40 cm long. According to my estimates, it’s growing at a rate of at least 2 cm per month.

I’m not too sure about its length when fully erect. Thanks to the lack of blood supply to my brain, I tend to faint before becoming fully erect.

Despite its impressive length, my penis is only as wide as one of those Crayolas back in elementary school.

Because of its flexibility from a ridiculous length-to-girth ratio, I am able to wrap it around my right thigh, much like a fire hose. It’s a surprisingly efficient method of penis-storage, though it does make sitting a problem.

Does anyone else have similar problems?