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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I just smashed my 4K TV

    Super Bowl 2022 copypasta
    I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
    I just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my superbowl party because of the Rams performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

    Vaporeon has had enough

      A response to the cursed "Vaporeon is literally build for human" copypasta
      Response to the original Vaporeon copypasta
      Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?

Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.

Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.

But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.

      SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA

        Rushia boyfriend drama in a nutshell
        SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RUSHIA SHE GETS DICKED DOWN BY HER FIANCEE EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SHE IS GOING TO GET MARRIED AND IN HER VOWS SHE WILL NAME EVERY INDIVIDUAL GACHIKOI AND SAY SHE HATES THEM FOR A PERSONALIZED REASON AND THEN SHE WILL TELL THEM TO WATCH AS SHE MAKES OUT WITH HER NEW HUSBAND LIVE ON STREAM BEFORE SAYING THANKS FOR THE MONEY AND ENDING THE STREAM FOREVER

        I can’t believe Rushia could do this.

          Rushia having a boyfriend made her fans mald
          I can’t believe Rushia could do this. I’ve been a fandead since the beginning. I bought all her merch and all her memberships. Every birthday I would even give Rushia her very own Akasupa. I’m different from all the other Fandeads. What we have is special between us, or so I thought.

When Rushia announced her engagement ring I was the first person to have it. I didn’t want anyone to know about our relationship, so I decided to put it “somewhere else” besides my finger. Once I put it on(with the help of some Vaseline) we were now together forever. It was a little too small so I can’t get it off now, but this has allowed me to stay faithful. Whenever I see another girl it’s like Rushia is giving me a slight squeeze to remind me “you’re faithful right? You shouldn’t think about girls that aren’t me” I was always faithful, but it seems I was the only one holding up my end of the bargain.

As we speak I’m at the hospital getting the ring removed. The pain of the saw is bad, but the pain of this loss is worse. The broken ring is a perfect representation of my heart. I will be mailing it to Rushia once I find out where she lives along with some drain cleaner rigged with a CO2 canister(I sent this to Mafumafu too), so she can feel the consequences of her actions.

          Warning from an admin in an anime discord server

            Anime discord server be like
            Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

            LowTierGod You serve zero purpose

              The infamous LowTierGod copypasta with original video source
              Original clip
              Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nigga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

              LowTierGod ASCII meme

              Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble. Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.

              LTG monologue but its opposite

              Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should treat yourself now. And give yourself a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what am I here for? To worship you! Love yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.