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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING “anal” AS VARIABLE NAMES!

    EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING "anal" AS VARIABLE NAMES!

Dear employees of Microsoft,

It has come to my attention that the word "anal" is used excessively as a shorthand for variables such as "analyze" or "analysis." Although I respect you guys for coming up with short and easy-to-remember variable names, I very much oppose having bad words in our codebase since it displeases our investors. This is just a short message to inform everyone that this is very unacceptable and all instances of "anal" must be changed to something appropriate throughout the entire codebase or serious trouble will soon arrive. I am not going to tolerate seeing any more bad words in all of our scripts unless special permission is given, so figure it out.

Sincerely,
Jeff bezos

    My idea for a porn plot

      Successor to the “New anime plot” copypasta
      So I’m thinking the girl is hungry and orders cheese pizza. And then the pizza man comes and tells her it costs 9.99 but then she says “i don’t have enoughis there any other way to pay” and then the guy says “yes there is ;) WITH YOUR SOUL” and then the pizza man pulls out a light saber and tries to kill her but then she grabs her light saber but then the pizza person cuts her clothes off!! And the battle with light sabers until she cuts his dick off and he falls groaning in pain and then she says “any last words” and then he says “I should be the one saying that” before he force grabs a dildo and stuffs it up her ass then she drops her light saber in pain and then he stabs her saying “I always win” before she drops dead”

And that’s my idea :)

      Stop using the skull emoji

        Skull emoji copypasta
        Related pasta
        Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.

        Response to Pokimane saying she’s disgusted by cum tributes

          Another new Pokimane copypasta
          Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.

          Technoblade

            Technoblade passed away battling stage four cancer. RIP Technoblade.
            About 3 hours ago, a video was posted to technoblades channel, “so long nerds” it was a truly sad video that personally I cried for 30 minutes after. It was unbelievable and unfair that someone so great went so early, if this means anything it means to hold your loved ones tight and whenever you can because you never know when it might be the last time, life is short, but enjoy that short time while you have it Technoblade never dies <3
            Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
            Please🙏🏼 don’t make fun🤡😛 of me. I’ve never been the girl👱‍♀️ to obsess😳🤔🤤 over someone famous🎬🎖, but it’s so weird🤪😝. Like, anytime I watch👁👀 his videos🎬 they make me laugh😂🤣 so much, and his humor🤡 is so perfect🙌👏👌, I find every joke🤡 he says🗣 so fucking funny😂🤣😅 & I never🙅‍♀️🚫❌ do with any other people🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ or even youtubers.🎮🥁🎥 I feel like I fell for his voice🗣 too. It’s soooooo attractive😍🥰😘. AND I’VE NEVER OBSESSED😚🤩😩 OVER YOUTUBERS 😎🎥EVER❗️. This is so weird😱🤪. I even dug ⛏into people finding 🔍out what he looks👀👁 like AND HES SO ATTRACTIVE😍🥰. Pls tell me I’m not crazy❌🚫🤪? And no I’m not some weird🤪 12 year old gir👧l, I just graduated high school👩‍🦳 and I’m going into college🏫🏫. IF ANYTHING, I just wanna be his friend🧑👱‍♀️ 🤝cause he’s so funny🤣😂

            I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION

              @everyone Discord copypasta
              In response to this pasta
              I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
              @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.

This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.

No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.