So I just got home today and my new laptop charger had arrived! I couldn't find my laptop though. I went downstairs to watch TV untill my parents came home on the Wii U Netflix... but the Wii U isn't there! I called my mom but she didn't answer. About a few weeks ago I watched porn on the Gamepad, but then I left the page, went to settings, cleared cookies, and then cleared Save Data.
Im freaking out that my parents found out I watched porn! Can my parents find out I watched porn on the Wii U?? (Im on my dads laptop, and my parents are coming home in 30 min!)
Bro my mom just basically said I have a small dick
She just straight up said to me “I noticed when you go to pee sometimes you pee on the floor a little, if your penis doesn’t reach far enough you need to stand a little closer since its smaller”, and then started saying not to be embarrassed about it and that its ok and no one in the future will mind, its fucking weird. And now my confidence is fucked, thanks mom 👍
Why do people always say not my proudest fap when refering to really wierd or bad porn? What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interacial porn you should be way more proud than if you only cum to a man and a woman having boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you cum it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just cum to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push on against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.
Fun facts about Morbius! 🦇
1. He is a Marvel legend. 🦸♂️🤩
2. He is super fit (pilates helps). 🧘♂️💪
3. He needs to consume blood to live. 🩸 👅
BAD GUY: Who the hell are you man?
MORBIUS: I. Am. Venom.
4. He is NOT Venom. 🐍⚫️
MORBIUS: I’m just kidding, it’s doctor Michael Morbius, at your service 😉.
Mobius is the best film ever created. When I went to see it, there was literally nobody there. I was the only one. Obviously that means everyone went to see it on opening day. Because they were that hyped for it. This film is a masterpiece. I advise everyone to watch it. They even give you a theatre all to yourself.
My favourite part is when Mobius walks up to Vulture and says "hey, I think we need to form a team."
"What should we call it?"
" I don't know. Let's make it something sinister. Were gonna do sinister things. "
"Are we some sinister squad or something?"
"Wait, say that again."
"Say what?"
"What you just said, bozo."
"Sinister?"
"That's fantastic."
"wait, say that again..."
They smile at each other and it cuts to black.
Movie ends. "Morbius will return in "Mobius 2: Mobius and the Sinister 6""
Tomboys are just one of the best fucking things that has ever been introduced on this planet. They have adorable short hair, got abs, huge fat milkers and many things a girl would have but acts as your best friend. You can snuggle with one, get a blowjob, kiss, have kids, watch tv, play sports and many other things that give you joy in life. You don’t ever have to worry about spending useless hours waiting for your significant other to finish shopping at the mall only to spend $300 on a pair of boots and makeup. Any time you want they can go from shy introvert gamer to a Dommy Mommy in bed, Shy in th3e streets, kinky in the sheets. They are extremely attractive having abs, a thicc body, and running with sports bra and their adorable short hair that could even turn a gay man straight. People don’t understand how hot that is, breeding with one is a dream and in the end we all want to marry one to live a happy life. People think having a tomboy gf is weird but in reality, they just haven't realized the dream until they had a chance to experience it.
I love science, me. Without it we'd never have been able to comprehend what at one point were life's great mysteries. From Newton's theory of gravity to the splitting of the atom, throughout history scientists have pushed the boundaries of human consciousness and experience, enabling us to learn more about this thing we call existence. For whatever questions we have - great or small - it is there to provide an answer.
And those questions just keep coming. Recently a man posted to Reddit: "I don't know if all guys do it, and I don't do it in public or around people. But if I'm alone and scratch my balls, I definitely do it.
"Also when I get done working out and jump in the shower I also my sniff my sweaty briefs where my balls rested, then I'll scratch my nuts and smell my fingers. The answer as to why I do this is actually pretty simple: I like the smell of my balls."
And - as always - science once again came forward, puffed its chest out and offered a reply.
Biopsychologist Nigel Barber, who specialises in sexual and reproductive behaviour, told MEL Magazine men do it - and wait for this because it's actually fucking brilliant - #to feel alive'.
"I doubt that sensing our own odors or pheromones is related to hygiene," he said. "Perhaps it's an example of self-referential behavior analogous to looking at oneself in a mirror. In each case, the perception of self may elevate mood and boost self-esteem.
"Presumably, people who preen before a mirror feel better as a result and perception of body odors may be similar. Interestingly, though, dogs - that aren't self-aware - have little interest in their own scent."
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undefined undefined Apparently our instinctive attraction to our own stench is an example of egoism, a philosophical theory that puts the self above all else. And ironically it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.
So there we have it, sniffing your sweaty bollocks reassures us that we're special little snowflakes, individual and unique, and totally not cogs in the cold, unforgiving machinery of life.
