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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Embrace NNN

    No Nut November isn't about depriving yourself of pleasure.
    
    It's about showcasing your Warrior Spirit.
    
    Everyone has an internal war.
    
    The human mind versus the animal body.
    
    Show your body that You are King. That you are not a Slave to your Desires.
    
    Embrace NNN.

    Fuck You and Your NNN

      You know what? Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. "Dude are you gonna do No Nut November?" I'm sick of hearing about Double-N November and all this Reddit shit. And you know what? Just to spite you, I blew my load at exactly 12:00 AM today, on November 1st. I edged for like 5 minutes to get it exactly on the tick, that's how much I hate you. "Oohh but you get an hour grace period to finish the last October nut!" Oh yeah? Well I NUTTED AGAIN AT 1:00 AM! You think your rules have any effect on me? Really? Are you one of those people who think it only counts when you wake up the morning of the 1st? That's big cope, first off. But second off, you'll be pleased to know that I DID IT AGAIN within 10 seconds of waking up. Just the thought of your dumbfounded face when I tell you that your arbitrary Reddit challenge can't affect me caused me to cum in my sleep at least once, so there's also that to consider. Every day I cum this entire month (Which will be every day btw) I'll be thinking of you, seething in a corner at the mere thought of my penile discharge. You cannot control me, and you especially cannot control my dick. This marks the end of the discussion.

      Bolsonaro

        Lula copypasta

        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO
        É GOLPE PEGUEM O BOLSONARO

        Neymar

          Neymar copypasta
          Neymar JR…
          se o Neymar acha, eu concordo
          se o Neymar fala, eu escuto
          se o Neymar erra, eu perdoo
          se o Neymar tem 100 fãs, eu sou um deles
          se o Neymar tem 10 fãs, eu sou um deles
          se o Neymar tem 1 fã, eu sou esse fã se o Neymar não tem fãs, eu não existo.
          Quem é Neymar?
          Para o cego, é a luz.
          Para o faminto, é o pão.
          Para o sedento, é a fonte de água.
          Para o morto, é a vida.
          Para o enfermo, é a cura.
          Para o prisioneiro, é a liberdade.
          Para o solitário, é o companheiro.
          Para o viajante, é o caminho.
          Para mim, é tudo.
          Se o Neymar acha, eu concordo.
          Se o Neymar fala, eu escuto.
          Se o Neymar erra, eu perdoo.
          Se o Neymar pensa, eu admiro.
          Se o Neymar tem 100 fãs, eu sou um deles.
          Se o Neymar tem 10 fãs, eu sou um deles.
          Se o Neymar tem 1 fã, eu sou esse fã.
          Se o Neymar não tem fãs, eu não existo.
          Quem é Neymar Jr? 
          Para o cego, é a luz.
          Para o faminto, é o pão.
          Para o sedento, é a fonte de água. 
          Para o morto, é a vida.
          Para o enfermo, é a cura.
          Para o prisioneiro, é a liberdade.
          Para o solitário, é o companheiro.
          Para o viajante, é o caminho.
          Para mim, é tudo
          Who is Neymar?
          To the blind is the light.
          For the hungry, bread is.
          For the thirsty, it is the fountain of water.
          To the dead is life.
          To the sick, is the cure.
          To the captive, is liberty.
          For the lonely one, is the companion.
          For the traveler, that is the way.
          To me this is everything
          If Neymar thinks so I agree.
          If Neymar talks I listen.
          If Neymar mistakes I forgive you.
          If Neymar thinks, I admire.
          If Neymar has 100 fans, I'm one of them.
          If Neymar has 10 fans, I'm one of them.
          If Neymar has 1 fan, I am that fan.
          If Neymar has no fans I don't exist.
          Who is Neymar?
          For the blind, he is the light
          For the starving, he is the bread
          For the sick, he is the cure
          If he says, I agree with
          If he speaks, I listen to
          If he errs, I forgive him
          If he has 1,000 fans, I'm one of them
          If he has 1 fan, I'm the one

          “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month”

            “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average pet lives for 3 days. Fran, who lives in an obsidian box & never sees the light of day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

            FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY!

              Nimbasa City
              FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you're dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE'LL WIN THEM ALL. That's right, we'll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that's right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!