Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
Actually ðģ sir ðĻ, I'm ð not a so called â 'Stan ðð of dream.' ðī I ð am merely ðŦ very ð passionate ðĨ about ðĶ his ðĶ content ð and want ð to dedicate â my life ðĪ to him ðī in a way â that seems ð needy ððž - i ð must ðŦ know ðĪ where my pride ðģïļâð and joy ð is at all ðŊ times ð and you ðð insulting ðĪŪ me challenges ðą my integrity ðĪ and makes ð me so made ð that i'm ð going ð to sue ðī you ð and also â block ðŦ you ððĩ on ð all ðĪ social ð media ðââĩ so that your ð filth ð and villainy does not spread ð further ðĩ across âĄð the internet ð - i ð hope ð that you ð are happy ð with yourself - I'll ð see ð you ð in court ðž. However ð, I ð have to say ðŽðąðŋðĶ that Dream's ðīð youtube ðđ rival ð, Technoblade, is not a very ð nice ðĶðð person ðĻ and seems ðĪ to be quite â mean ð towards ð Dream ðīð, also ðĻ I ðĪðĨ have to say ðĢðŽ his ð behavior ðŊ around ð hacking ðē, in Minecraft ðŪâ, it does seem ðĪ quite ðš suspicious ðĪ and i ð believe ðð― he ðĨ is in fact ð "B-hopping" especially ð in Technoblade's and Dream's ð $100,000 ðĢððŊ duel ðŦ. The Mere ðð fact ð that my favourite ð youtuber ðĪðĪŊ lost ðģ a duel ðĪš against ðŦ technoblade immediately ðĪ means ðĪâð that he ðĻ must ðŦ have cheated ðŦ and there is no âðŦ other explanation ðĒ - your ðð blaspheming of 'he ðĻ is just the better ð player' ðŪðŊâ― is wrong â ðð and you ð should be burnt ðĨ a the stake ð for implying ðĪ that DREAM ð (God ðð bless ð his ð°ðĶ name ð and all ðŊ who use ð it) is NOT the best ð minecraft ðŪâ player ðŪ ever ð - I'm ð utterly ððŪ disgraced by what you ð have said ðŽðąðŋðĶ to me in this conversation ðĢ and my legal â team ð will be in contact ð to deal ð with you ð soon ð.
Just remove Destiny 2. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone playing Destiny 2 in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a gaming community? Put Destiny 2 on. Wanna get kicked from a gaming subreddit? Put Destiny 2 on.
Original was about glaives
Just remove glaives. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with a glaive on our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Put a glaive on. Wanna get kicked from an LFG for trials? Put a glaive on.
Lengendary Shards version
Just remove Legendary Shards. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with Legendary Shards in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Have Legendary Shards . Wanna get kicked from a Trials LFG? Have Legendary Shards.
sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. i've been alive for 31 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. but im still alive living my life. stop acting like sex is the end all be all when mortal kombat is infinitely better.
I own a rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
Four Zomboids break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Wooden Spear and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first zomboid head, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second zomboid, miss him entirely because my shooting skills aren't high enough and nails the neighbors window causing an alarm to go off.
I have to resort to the pipe bomb stash that i keep in the bedroom, "HEY OVER HERE" the pipe bomb shrapnel kills the other two instantly on spot, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Spear charge the last zomboid. I break my spear trough his skull, since damage to the brain instantly kills them. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Imagine this: you're casually Googling "en Pessant" when, out of the blue, a new response drops like a bowling ball in a library. "Holy hell!" you exclaim, your face contorted into a look that could rival Edvard Munch's "The Scream", wondering what to do in this position.
But this was no ordinary internet glitch; it was a glitch with a twist, turning unsuspecting netizens into actual zombies. You'd think it's just a tech malfunction, but these zombies were as real as the fear of accidentally sending a text to Martin.
Panicked, people started dialing up exorcists faster than you can say, "Is he stupid?" The exorcists scratched their heads, realizing this wasn't your run-of-the-mill possession; it was like trying to exorcise a demon who'd binge-watched every episode of Sherlock Holmes.
As if that wasn't enough, the Church's Bishop decided to take a "vacation" but, you guessed it, he never came back. Some thought he'd embarked on the holiest of quests; others thought he too wasn't fucking welcome here, just like jessica.
Amidst the chaos, a courageous few hatched a plan so audacious it could make a cat meme enthusiast giggle. They opted for a queen sacrifice, not in a chess match, mind you, but in the name of humanity. It was a move so daring it'd make even the most seasoned Redditor brick their pipi.
But as they delved deeper into this nightmarish realm, they soon realized they were caught in a knightmare fueled by fear, and a pawn storm was incoming. In the end, they had to ignite the chessboard of fate, hoping to reset the game and undo the hilariously horrifying madness that had befallen their world.
"When life asks you to Google en Pessant, you know it's a plot twist even Bishop on vacation couldn't fathom!
Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) Jordan's family for address to DeAndre's home
Origin of this copypasta
Its from a Tweet by sports commentator Chris Broussard involving Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and the player Deandre Jordan. The rumors were that DeAndre Jordan was considering backing out of his oral commitment with the Dallas Mavericks to sign with the Clippers. Here’s the full story of the Tweet!
It was eventually proven false but still became an iconic copypasta that shows up every now and then in different variations.
