Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
Soulless hunks of plastic with no redeeming qualities. This company swallows up creative ips and shits them out as identical little pieces of shit, and people just eat. That. Shit. Up.
And everyone thinks they are the exception too- ‘oh I dont like them, but I have one or two that I got as a gift that I like! They look cool on my shelf!’
No. Fuck off. You’re part of the problem.
I want to melt them in a cauldron and pour them over peoples heads like that one scene in game of thrones with Daenerys’ creepy brother.
Source: worked in a shop that sold them, I hate every single person that ever bought one. The collectors were the worse but even watching normal people coo over them was just sickening
I've seen this on tiktok, so much and it actually is starting to get on my nerves. Tintokers will talk about how it’s weird popular kids like Wednesday because, they bullied “me” in Highschool they would have ripped her to shreds!
No they wouldn’t. In 90% of high schools in the world, Wednesday would arrive and immediately become pretty popular, despite her weirdness. She’s a trust fund kid whose more or less a confirmed genius who can play a few instruments and speaks several languages. However, even that wouldn’t matter if it wasn’t for one crucial detail. Wednesday is hot and confident, and people who are hot and confident don’t get completely ostracized from their peers no matter how weird they are, because people aren’t bullied for being only weird.
You can get away with anything if you’re hot enough, rich enough, or can back it up. Wednesday does all. She could argue the finer points of eugenics and pull an Eren jaeger and still be more popular and well liked than half of you in HS. Hell, if Eren looked like Bertholdt people would call him out a lot quicker also.
This is one thing I feel like people who relate to Weneday miss completely. She’s weird, and even then she’s not that weird. She participates in every school activity, is shown to be one of the smarter kids in her elite private schools, and her biggest character flaw is only being a slightly better detective than every police officer in the county and being a bit of a dick.
Here’s the other issue, a lot of popular people are really weird and the idea that their not and some uniform NPC consumer is baffling. I had a friend who had a Skyrim themed Highschool graduation party and was still kingshit on the basis of just being mildly attractive and being on the track team. He’d also talk about anime and tried to show our schools “Queen Bee” hentai. Guess what though, he was hot, well-off, and charismatic. Same as Wednesday Addans.
TLDR: This is why Damher has a fan club
There are many compelling reasons why Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, should be a playable character in the popular video game series Super Smash Bros. For one, Obama is a highly influential and historic figure who served as the first African American President of the United States. Including him as a playable character in the game would not only be a nod to his significance in American history, but it would also add diversity to the game's roster of characters.
Additionally, Obama has a unique and memorable personal style that could make for an interesting and fun character in the game. His distinctive look, including his signature suits and his famous ear-to-ear grin, could be incorporated into his character design, making him instantly recognizable to players. Furthermore, his charisma and likability, which were key factors in his successful political career, could translate into an engaging and entertaining in-game persona.
Furthermore, Obama's time in office was marked by numerous accomplishments and landmark events, such as the passage of the Affordable Care Act and the legalization of same-sex marriage, that could provide inspiration for his in-game abilities and moves. For example, his ability to bring people together and find common ground could be represented by a move that temporarily calms down and unifies other characters on the battlefield.
In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling. He could also have access to a range of high-tech gadgets and equipment from his time as President, such as drones and secret service agents, that could give him an edge in battle.
Overall, there are many reasons why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. His historic significance, memorable personal style, and diverse range of skills and abilities would make him a valuable addition to the game's roster of characters.
(Moveset)
As a former President of the United States, Barack Obama could have a variety of moves at his disposal in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Here are a few ideas for his moveset:
● Neutral Special: "Hope and Change" - Obama creates a circle of light around himself, healing himself and any allies within the circle.
● Side Special: "Yes We Can" - Obama rushes forward, delivering a powerful punch to any opponents in his path.
● Up Special: "Soaring Speech" - Obama takes flight, using the power of his oratory skills to boost himself upward and damage any opponents he comes into contact with.
● Down Special: "Lincoln's Legacy" - Obama summons the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who attacks opponents with a spectral axe.
● Final Smash: "The Audacity of Hope" - Obama unleashes a powerful flurry of blows, finishing with a devastating uppercut that sends opponents flying.
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No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
Oh nice and emoji. And what do you expect to do with it, motherfucker? You replying with an emoji means that you have no idea what to say and have no valid argument. Go on. Use another one. Lets see how pathetic you are.
