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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


DO NOT FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!!

    Hot cheetos
    DO NOT FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE I MADE AFTER MY FIRST TIME EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS! I HAD JUST FINISHED THEM AND WAS SO HORNY SO I FINGERED MYSELF AND MY VAGINA BURNED SO BADLY! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND NEOSPIRIN HAD TO BE SURGICALLY INJECTED INTO MY VAGINAL AREA IN ORDER TO TREAT MY 2ND DEGREE BURNS! THEY WILL NEVER HEAL CORRECTLY WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!!

    Dear women,

      Abortion ban copypasta
      The United States will soon ban abortion country wide. So, how will you get one now? Simple. Fly to Canada. "But how will I get the money to fly there?" This is where NFTs come in. I am going to give a step by step process on how to afford a plane ticket with NFT Trading.

      Clash Royale 2IQ move

        Clash royale copypasta
        So this is a game called clash royale,where u have to defend your tower from enemy troops while trying to destroy thier towers with your own troops.. So in the clip the guy used a spell called rocket( u can see that ) it is one of the most expensive abilitys in the game and is really easy to miss.But it can 1 hit any troop. This costs 7 elixer( the "currency" that u use to buy troops and spells in game)

The 2 enemy troops that u see ( running on the ground) are known as elite barbarians they are really strong and difficult to counter with out a large number of troops. ebarbs cost 6 elixer.. But we see that just before the rocket hits them, the enemy who was not expecting it. Deploys another pair of ebarbs with a spell known as mirror that allows u to reuse a previous troop but with a higher cost, in this case 7 elixer for another pair of ebarbs. This shows that the enemy is really dumb/and the rocket user is very big brain. Since he wasted a really good ability and is now low in elixer.

Hopefully this helps. Also Clash royale is a fun game that u can play for free on iOS and Android

        Im terrified of Minecraft

          Minecraft is scary 
          I'm not exactly someone that gets spooked that easily. I can handle horror, creepy games, jumpscares or whatever. I usually even enjoy them. But something about Minecraft is just so terrifying to me. First of all the monsters are somehow just so scary. Even though it are literally just blocks and I've seen so much worse without feeling anything. But even when I put the game on "peaceful" which removes all the monsters I'm still scared. Whenever I bump into something I get the scared, whenever a chicken walks past I get scared, whenever it becomes night I get really scared. I get scared by everything and the game itself makes me really anxious. I just don't get it. It's so stupid and weird but I just can't play it.

          Jesus died for your sins

            Jesus copypasta
            Think about Jesus bro, he died for your sins and he was buried in a tomb for 3 days after those days Jesus resurrected and then he ascended into heaven pray this prayer and repent: Lord Jesus, for too long I’ve kept you out of my life. I know that I am a sinner and that I cannot save myself. No longer will I close the door when I hear you knocking. By faith I gratefully receive your gift of salvation. I am ready to trust you as my Lord and Savior. Thank you, Lord Jesus, for coming to earth. I believe you are the Son of God who died on the cross for my sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Thank you for bearing my sins and giving me the gift of eternal life. I believe your words are true. Come into my heart, Lord Jesus, and be my Savior. Amen.