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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Why Giving good head is actually an evolutionary disadvantage

    According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species is more likely to live longer due to having more helpful traits based on genetic mutations, this helps spread these mutations to their offspring. Now let us bring in what is now commonly known as "head" or a "blowjob" into the equation, since the reproduction of offspring requires semen to enter the females fallopian tubes, giving head may prevent this from happening. But say what would it matter if somebody gave head and still followed through with natural reproduction (semen meeting the fallopian tubes), well more likely than not it is statistically inevitable that those giving better head would cause higher rates of "purposeful" or "accidental" ejaculation during their proccesses. Those who do not give head or are worse at it are statistically more likely to recieve higher rates of semen meeting their fallopian tube, therefor creating more offspring in the population.

Conclusion: Eventually "blowjobs" may fizzle out with evolution or simply we may evolve out of it, you never know if you are the last generation in the evolutionary tree of our species to get good head...

    Trans Putin and Black Putin. WTF?!

      FUCK PUTIN is a game on steam
      From the very beginning, the goal of FUCK PUTIN was to create a game as ridiculous as possible. Unfortunately, in the pursuit of this goal some boundaries were crossed.

After some unfavorable feedback I decided to remove from the game two types of Putins - Trans Putin and Black Putin.

The feedback has aptly highlighted that posting this type of content may offend some players. This was never my intention and I realize that putting this type of content in the game was not the smartest decision. The main purpose of the game was to attack Vladimir Putin, not any minority.

As a replacement for these types of Putins, two new models have been added to the game - Devil Putin and Zombie Putin. I hope that you will like them :)

      I’m against circumcision

        I’m against circumcision (even though I’m circumcised), but I support a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion. This might sound like a double standard, but it’s not. A newborn child is unable to consent to surgical removal of foreskin, and yes; the child also can’t consent to being aborted, but there’s a key difference here. When circumcision takes place, the child is no-longer living inside of the mother. If the child is still inside of the mother, then the mother can decide what to do, just as a homeowner can choose whether to shoot an intruder. The choice to shoot an intruder is a right, but cutting off the intruder’s foreskin after he has left the house is different situation. That said, I understand the arguments for circumcision, and I won’t get on your case for choosing to circumcise. Like I said, I’m circumcised and I’m glad, because I have a really nice cock, so I get it.

        Death of her majesty the queen.

          I'm heartbroken. I feel anguish beyond all compare. My mind, soul and body are nothing but empty shells, I am but an echo of my former self. My life and all its purpose, meaning and joy have been robbed, and I fear my will to live shall never return. Words are but squiggles that will never have the power to portray how truly melancholy I am. When I heard the news, it's as if all the colour was looted from my world. All passion and happiness melted before my very eyes. Since her majesty's death, I only see black and white, pain and misery, hopelessness and suffering.

Oh, my queen. My heart and the heart of the nation longs for you. We grieve for you. You were our rock, our foundation. I deeply fear for the outcome of our planet now that you are not here to guide us with your goddess-like wisdom. The nation is inconsolable, it weeps for our queen.

          Do you have a source on that?

            Do you have a source on that copypasta
            Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
            Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

            Y’all afraid of lawyers? You should be?

              OS Runescape copypasta
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              We been contacting you through twitter, forums, and reddit for days.

Now its the last straw. Group of has gotten together. You know what this is about. What you did is wrong and false. Real world trading? No Evidence? No appeal? No response? BULL SHIT. Return our accounts. Or lawsuits incoming. It's won't be an end to runescape. It will be an end to Jagex. Give the fucking accounts back or show proof. Last warning.


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