What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that my weapon accelerates my Special cooldown by one to begin with. If I'm above 25% HP at the start of my turn, which I will be after your measly hits, and if my Special cooldown count is at its maximum value, my Special gets charged by 2, and this happens every turn. If I'm above 25% HP after combat, and my Special cooldown count is one less than my maximum count, my Special is charged by 1, so in case you thought you were safe by using that dumb Melancholy staff, think again. Once again, if your puny little hits failed to damage me enough to get me below 25% HP, I get +5 to all my stats, and I reduce your damage by 30%, including your AoE specials in case you thought you were being clever. And then, if you thought you were smart trying to get me alone, think again dipshit, because if I have no allies adjacent to me, I inflict -5 to your Atk, Spd and Def, so you just made it even worse, congrats. My Special is Godlike Reflexes, which deals 15% of my phenomal Spd stat as true fucking damage when my Special is ready, and if my Special is ready when you try to attack me, I'll reduce damage again by 40% if I outspeed your sorry slow ass, and in case you thought you can just use Deadeye on me, think again, because this damage reduction is unpiercable. Along with that, I have Atk/Spd Finish 4, which grants me another +7 to my Atk/Spd if I'm within three spaces of my ally, and if my Special is ready, which it will be because your wimpy face can't stop this unholy retribution, I recover 7 HP on each hit and deal EVEN MORE true damage with +5 on each hit. I have Atk/Spd Bulwark 3, which reduces your pathetic offenses even more by lowering your Atk/Spd by -4, and you can't even move around me, you have to face me like a MAN, unless you're a coward and run that useless Pass skill. Bulwark also recovers my HP by 7 after every combat, so if you thought you lowered my HP enough, guess again fucker. Finally, I have Spd Smoke 4, which, after any combat, even ones where I didn't attack, I gain +6 Spd and inflict -7 Spd on you and the idiots that work with you. That's right, a +13 swing in Spd, in case you thought you were outspeeding me. On top of that, I gain the Dodge status, which reduces damage up to 40% depending on how much I outspeed you, which I will get that full amount, kid. Your IP is being traced while I speak, I can kill you in the enemy phase and the player phase, I will use my entire arsenal of abilities to wipe you off the face of the fucking earth. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
Its a good album. You can't listen to this album in your bedroom with headphones on. This is a moments album. Those 2 am drives. Those beach days. Those summer nights in the city. Those vacation nights. That is what this album is meant for. Little bit of tequila and a bad chick with you and I promise you will be vibing like crazy to this. We listen to different kinds of music in different setting and circumstances so why do we judge music in the same settings and circumstances. You can't judge the album while being in an atmosphere it wasn't meant for.
Wow! I am SO amazed at you and your bands travel. Very cool to see. I have so many questions I could write a book 😝 What has been your favorite place you are visited? How do you get from city to city? Have you met any cool and interesting people? Have you made any new fans? I am so proud of you. This morning I told our neighbor about your “tour” and she was very impressed! She wants a Born of Osiris t-shirt signed by all the members. I would like one as well and so does aunt Jane. Our little rockstar! 🎸🌟 love ya! Any plans to travel to Seattle? Pop and I went there in the 90s and fell in love with it. The space needle is SO neat 😁 love ya! Be careful! Stay away from the groupies, their always causing trouble. Remember to eat healthy…Stay away from processed foods. Fresh fruits and veggies are fab (meaning fabulous). How’s Cameron doing? Tell him I say hi! Remember the first day you two became friend? I sure do! Remember I’m always only a phone call away. Don't forget about us when you make it big 🤣 love ya!
It has been brought to our attention that our social media accounts have been a tad bit unhinged lately. This has come as a complete shock to us. A little backstory:
Lee’s second cousin, Jefferson McKinney, asked for our passwords and claimed he could improve our social media reach. This resulted in utter chaos. Lee gave him the passwords and we honestly forgot about it. This was several years ago. Then, earlier this year, seemingly out of nowhere he started posting “copypastas” all over our accounts. Let us be clear, we didn’t even know what a copypasta was until this happened! Now we have been made a mockery of the internet.
We do not find this the least bit funny. We are serious guys, especially Nick who has not smiled or laughed in well over a year. We strive to maintain the utmost professionalism in all aspects of this band. We will not stand for this any longer. We will not let everything we have created be thrown down the gutter all because of some social media nonsense. We will not allow people to call us the Pasta Band any longer. Let’s set this straight: you may call us “BOO” or “Born of Osiris.” Those are your only two options.
Our sincere apologies for any confusion this may have caused. We have nipped this issue in the bud. Jefferson McKinney has been removed from our accounts and the passwords have been changed. Cameron will be managing our socials moving forward. He is the only one with “the keys to the castle” so to speak. The copypasta nonsense ends NOW.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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