‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CHESS REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ CHESS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER ⬛⬜️⬛⬜️⬛⬜️⬛⬜️⬛⬜️ MANDATORY EN CROISSANT!?!?!?!?🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐 HOLY HELL!!!!❗❓ OMG NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 ANYONE CAN BEAT STOCKFISH JUST PLAY BONGCLOUD TO CONFUSE IT LMFAO 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO !!! HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO !!! HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO !!! HANS DILDO ENGINE LMAO 📿📿📿📿📿📿📿📿📿1. d4 Nf3 ❗❓ 2. c4 resigns LLLLLLLLL 3. Ke2#❗❓⁉️ EN PASSANT CHECKMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ AGAINST GARY CHESS?!?!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 CHESS IS RACIST BECAUSE WHITE GOES FIRST (a refrence to bobby stockfischer) 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂HORSEY MOVES HALF DIAGONAL AND JUMPS🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 I HATE WOMEN AND MINORITIES (another refrence to bobby L. stockfischer)🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Pipi Pampers ♟️♟️ You are the biggest loser I have seen in my entire life!♟️♟️♟️ Stop with these trush talkings!!♟️♟️"w"esley "s"o ♟️Everybody knows I am a very good blitz player!!! ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ No need to listen for every crying babe ♟️♟️♟️remember what you say about Firouzja ♟️♟️♟️♟️be brave, be honest, and i can win anyone in the world in single game! ♟️♟️Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !♟️♟️♟️ You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents ♟️♟️ ♟️ ♟️ ♟️ True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️ Chess 2 when!?!?❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❓❓❓❓❓❓❓Quishhop moves like a queen and bishop😂🤣BRICC PIPI PAMPERS😂🤣😂🤣BRICC PIPI PAMPERS😂😂😂🤣BRICC PIPI PAMPERS🤣🤣😂😂
It's not that I'm gay but, but that guy is just so hot I can't help myself but think about him everyday. I joked today about fucking him pretty hard and he laughed. OMG I think I'm gonna explode with horniness OMFG
No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
No es gracioso, no me reí. Tu chiste es tan malo que hubiera preferido que el chiste se me pasara por alto y dejaste de contarme el chiste. Para ser honesto, este es un intento horrible de tratar de burlarse de mí. Ni una risita, ni un jeje, ni siquiera un sutil estallido de aire fuera de mi esófago. La ciencia dice que antes de reírte, tu cerebro prepara los músculos de tu cara, pero ni siquiera sentí la menor contracción. 0/10 este chiste es tan malo que no puedo creer que alguien legalmente te haya permitido ser creativo. La cantidad de poder mental que debes haber puesto en ese chiste tiene el potencial de alimentar todas las casas de la Tierra. Adquiere personalidad y aprende a hacer bromas, lee un libro. No digo que esto sea gracioso, lo digo en serio sobre cómo esto es solo una vergüenza en la comedia. Solo has matado el humor y cada acto cómico del planeta. Estoy tan decepcionado de que la sociedad haya fallado en su conjunto al poder enseñarle cómo ser gracioso. Honestamente, si pongo todo mi poder y tiempo para tratar de hacer que tu broma sea divertida, sería necesario que el propio Einstein construyera un dispositivo para atarme para poder conectarme a la energía de mil millones de estrellas para hacerlo, e incluso entonces todo ese chiste que recibiría la gente es un roce sutil.
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It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred that the joke had slipped my mind and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I am so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to tether me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke that people would receive is a subtle touch.
Hey, are you there? Haha.. I know this may sound cheesy, but.. I just really love you. I love everything about you. Whenever I see you online.. I can't help but smile. Seeing you is enough to make me flustered. Seriously, how could such an angelic person such as you be my friend? I really don't deserve you. You're so perfect.. my discord kitten. I'm in love with you. You're the light of my life. Without you, I would've never been this happy. Can we talk more? I enjoy your company. Can we call more? I like listening to your voice. Can we just be with each other for a little longer? I love you so much. I'm sorry if I don't reply, discord daddy needs to do his discord mod work. But don't worry, kitten. I will reply to you ASAP. Haha.. let me get to the point. Can we be... more than friends? Can you be... more than.. just my discord kitten? I want you to be my girlfriend. If not, that's fine.. not like it matters.. haha. I respect whatever you say. But I just really want you to be my girlfriend. I can be your boyfriend.. we can get online married in the future. I'll spoil you with money from my paycheck. I'm deeply in love with you.. FUCK. I love you so much. I can't bear to part from you. I just want to hug you forever. I love your smile, your voice, your personality, your laughter, your everything. I understand if you don't want to be my girlfriend.. after all.. you are more than what I am. I'm just saying.. I can give you yearly discord nitro if you want to be my girlfriend. Honestly, at this point... what I feel is more than love. I can't explain it.. but it is deeper than the word "love." Let's just talk for a little longer. When you go offline.. I immediately miss you. I don't want to be with anyone else but you. I want us to have matching My Dress-Up Darling icons. I want to be closer to you. My darling, my kitten, the love of my life.. please be my girlfriend. I will do anything for you to be my girlfriend.. I can be your boyfriend. Fuck, I love you so much....