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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


A girl…. AND a gamer?

    Eyes pop out AROOOGA!
    A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

    EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING “anal” AS VARIABLE NAMES!

      EMPLOYEES! PLEASE STOP USING "anal" AS VARIABLE NAMES!

Dear employees of Microsoft,

It has come to my attention that the word "anal" is used excessively as a shorthand for variables such as "analyze" or "analysis." Although I respect you guys for coming up with short and easy-to-remember variable names, I very much oppose having bad words in our codebase since it displeases our investors. This is just a short message to inform everyone that this is very unacceptable and all instances of "anal" must be changed to something appropriate throughout the entire codebase or serious trouble will soon arrive. I am not going to tolerate seeing any more bad words in all of our scripts unless special permission is given, so figure it out.

Sincerely,
Jeff bezos

      My idea for a porn plot

        Successor to the “New anime plot” copypasta
        So I’m thinking the girl is hungry and orders cheese pizza. And then the pizza man comes and tells her it costs 9.99 but then she says “i don’t have enoughis there any other way to pay” and then the guy says “yes there is ;) WITH YOUR SOUL” and then the pizza man pulls out a light saber and tries to kill her but then she grabs her light saber but then the pizza person cuts her clothes off!! And the battle with light sabers until she cuts his dick off and he falls groaning in pain and then she says “any last words” and then he says “I should be the one saying that” before he force grabs a dildo and stuffs it up her ass then she drops her light saber in pain and then he stabs her saying “I always win” before she drops dead”

And that’s my idea :)

        Stop using the skull emoji

          Skull emoji copypasta
          Related pasta
          Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.

          Response to Pokimane saying she’s disgusted by cum tributes

            Another new Pokimane copypasta
            Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.

            Technoblade

              Technoblade passed away battling stage four cancer. RIP Technoblade.
              About 3 hours ago, a video was posted to technoblades channel, “so long nerds” it was a truly sad video that personally I cried for 30 minutes after. It was unbelievable and unfair that someone so great went so early, if this means anything it means to hold your loved ones tight and whenever you can because you never know when it might be the last time, life is short, but enjoy that short time while you have it Technoblade never dies <3
              Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
              Please🙏🏼 don’t make fun🤡😛 of me. I’ve never been the girl👱‍♀️ to obsess😳🤔🤤 over someone famous🎬🎖, but it’s so weird🤪😝. Like, anytime I watch👁👀 his videos🎬 they make me laugh😂🤣 so much, and his humor🤡 is so perfect🙌👏👌, I find every joke🤡 he says🗣 so fucking funny😂🤣😅 & I never🙅‍♀️🚫❌ do with any other people🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ or even youtubers.🎮🥁🎥 I feel like I fell for his voice🗣 too. It’s soooooo attractive😍🥰😘. AND I’VE NEVER OBSESSED😚🤩😩 OVER YOUTUBERS 😎🎥EVER❗️. This is so weird😱🤪. I even dug ⛏into people finding 🔍out what he looks👀👁 like AND HES SO ATTRACTIVE😍🥰. Pls tell me I’m not crazy❌🚫🤪? And no I’m not some weird🤪 12 year old gir👧l, I just graduated high school👩‍🦳 and I’m going into college🏫🏫. IF ANYTHING, I just wanna be his friend🧑👱‍♀️ 🤝cause he’s so funny🤣😂