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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


You may have a knife, but I have a throbbing cock

    You may have a knife, but I have a throbbing cock in my pants ready to bust a nut within a microsecond on my command. I’m standing up and you’re sitting in the sidewalk. I can moneyshot you whenever I want. My diet is so shit sulphuric acid feels like gentle moisturiser compared to my nut.
    
    Is it really worth it?

    “No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens”

      Here it comes yet again: "No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"
      
      You're Goddamn right I've just been copying and pasting this daily on multiple things. That's the fucking point you ignorant gun fucks. You can send me Reddit cares all you want or say "have an original thought" over and over. You're not getting the point (FYI, it's blocked so I don't get those lovely messages anymore, you will have to say it directly to me... Cowards).
      
      Are we not tired of this? I sure as fuck am.
      
      Now that I have your attention probably after seeing this post for hopefully multiple times I’d like to get something off my chest and personal soapbox today. Buckle up,
      
      "The first girl I walked up to was crouched down covering her head in the bushes, so I felt for a pulse, pulled her head to the side and she had no face."
      
      We live now in a country in which our children are randomly put to death in public, so that our congressmen can pose with weapons of war, by Right Wing Terrorists. We live in a country where the amount of stickers in the back of our lifted trucks equates to how many rounds of AR ammunition are stockpiled in our closet.
      
      We live now in a country where we ban books, where we ban drag shows, where we ban doctors from helping kids in crisis, where we ban women from making choices with their bodies. We ban people from voting because some don’t like how they might vote, we ban representatives from state legislators for how they have voted, we ban immigrants, we ban some stem cells, and we ban transgender athletes, we even ban water bottles on planes.
      
      BUT WE DO NOT BAN ASSAULT RIFLES ( or assault like or lite rifles as some ammosexuals like to point out) DO WE
      
      Our children are randomly put to DEATH in public. Our Teachers, our friends. Our Family. Some of them just want to go and enjoy an afternoon at a mall together. Never to return. To protect somebody's right to randomly put another innocent person to death, once a month, once a week, once a day, once AN HOUR.
      
      So now to boost the signal on some actual honest to god things that could be done about this never-ending nightmare?
      
      For starters, the next generation is tired of this shit and is planning a sit-in at the capital on June 6th. Here is a relevant link:
      
      https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1655293349245452289
      
      And also this goes without saying this group has some amazing ideas:
      
      https://www.sandyhookpromise.org/
      
      And finally, Check out
      
      https://www.everytown.org/
      
      They’re pushing to end gun violence. The more people who make their voices heard the bigger difference we can make.
      
      EDIT: It would seem that indeed some of them are not cowards and do actually have the guts to say what is really on their minds. Let's have a little look at one of the messages I received today..
      
      "You are a disgrace, a worthless mass of flesh that doesn't deserve to be called a human being. I hope your account is banned and your IP blocked. You are what is wrong with America. Please find a dark crevasse and fall in."
      
      WELL BOO HOO!
      
      (Also this goes without saying thanks for the random awards, I'm sending all of that karma back to others right away to show how tired we all are of this. So please boost those as well. I'm also banned in a few conservative and gun subreddits for some strange reason so feel free to take this and use it however you so feel. This goes for Twitter, Facebook, and others as I won't set foot in that cesspool of social media).
      
      The messages will REPEAT AD INFINITUM until something is done.

      Okay fuck you, FNF fans are extremely discriminated

        Okay fuck you, FNF fans are extremely discriminated against and you won’t support them. This is why I unfollowed you, you just made fun of me. I tried giving you a 2nd chance but you didn’t listen. I hope you enjoy being a bigot who won’t support the minority of gamers.

        X isn’t just a character, it’s a cultural reset

          X isn’t just a character, it’s a cultural reset, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world, it’s art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.

          The copypasta originally came from BTS stans

          Eu amo pagar imposto

            Eu sou o maior pagador de impostos do mundo. Eu amo pagar imposto. Eu amo ser taxado. Eu vou bater o recorde mundial em pagar imposto. 2500 impostos diferentes para eu pagar. 2500 produtos taxados. Eu pago imposto para os cara. Eu sou um pagador de imposto. Homens eu estou pedindo a vocês, venham taxar meus produtos.

            English version

            I am the biggest tax payer in the world. I love paying tax. I love being taxed. I'm going to break the world record for paying tax. 2500 different taxes for me to pay. 2500 taxed products. I pay taxes to the guys. I am a tax payer. Men I am asking you to come and tax my products.

            Minecraft is easy

              punch a tree make a wooden pickaxe mine stone make stone tools and a furnace mine some iron from surface caves make iron tools, armor, a bucket, and a shield build a house mine for diamonds make full diamond armor, a pickaxe, a sword, and an enchantment table find a village build a villager breeder build a trading hall build an iron farm enchant all gear explore the nether find a nether fortress kill blazes find a warped forest kill endermen find the stronghold kill the ender dragon explore the end find loot and elytra make a creeper farm for gunpowder mine for netherite kill wither skeletons fight the wither find a woodland mansion defeat the mansion and get totems of undying conquer an ocean monument build an epic base die to a baby zombie and rage quit for 2 years