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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Murder is wrong?

    You think murder is wrong? Incorrect. Daddy murders my pussy every day!

You think drowning is wrong? Not so! Daddy drowns me in his cummies.

You think abortion is wrong?? False! Daddy aborts my pussy with his thick daddy dick! Hnnnnn.

Lastly, you think that rape is wrong?? You are correct.

As of 1998, an estimated 17.7 million American women had been victims of attempted or completed rape. Young women are especially at risk.

82% of all juvenile victims are female. 90% of adult rape victims are female.
Females ages 16-19 are 4 times more likely than the general population to be victims of rape, attempted rape, or sexual assault.
Women ages 18-24 who are college students are 3 times more likely than women in general to experience sexual violence. Females of the same age who are not enrolled in college are 4 times more likely.

    You guys are not real

      you guys are not real. this is all my delusion, i just know it. I'm secretly in a coma and all of this is my imagination and I'm about to die soon. no one really exists in this world, it's only me and some stupid hallucinations that seem to look like people who are actually dead. wait.. MAYBE I'M THE ONE THAT'S NOT REAL! this username, this post, it's all you guys imagination. it's not actually there, you're just hallucinating. wake up, wake up, WAKE UP FROM YOUR DELUSIONS!

      Devo me sentir gay por chupar a teta da minha namorada?

        Ultimamente ando incomodando pois sempre que eu chupo a teta da minha namorada os mamilos dela crescem e me faz sentir como se eu tivesse chupando um pau

Tipo os mamilos dela ficam durassos e ficam com tipo 12cm. Ultimamente tenho evitado sexo com ela pois eu sei que a parte favorita dela é quando eu chupo os mamilos dela

Algm me ajuda não quero pagar Gargamel em um mamilo

        English version

        Lately it's been bothering me because whenever I suck my girlfriend's tit her nipples grow and it makes me feel like I'm sucking a dick

Like her nipples get hard and they are like 12cm. Lately I've been avoiding sex with her because I know her favorite part is when I suck her nipples

Someone help me I don't want to pay Gargamel on a nipple

        W response to the OP

        Cara, eu sou H22 (hétero) e basicamente chupo os peitos da minha mina todo dia, tlg?
E é bem isso o que acontece mesmo, eles ganham volume a medida que eu chupo, mas nunca parei e senti como se estivesse chupando um pênis.

Sinto-lhe dizer, mas creio que você seja gay.
Veja bem, você está chupando uns peitinhos, e por algum motivo você associa isso a um pau doce e suculento, isso não faz o menor sentido brother.
Por que você iria associar algo tão simples a um pênis duro e grande (com possíveis desejos de se banhar com o que há no epidídimo)?
Foi mal cara, mas você só pode ser gay.
        Dude, I'm H22 (straight) and I basically suck my girl's tits every day, tlg?
And that's exactly what happens, they gain volume as I suck, but I never stopped and felt like I was sucking a penis.

I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you are gay.
See, you're sucking titties, and for some reason you associate that with a sweet, juicy dick, that doesn't make any sense bro.
Why would you associate something so simple with a big, hard penis (with possible cravings to shower with what's in the epididymis)?
Sorry man, but you can only be gay.

        Came out as trans a few days ago

          >came out as trans a few days ago
>best friend suddenly asked me to be his girlfriend out of nowhere
>told him that I'm not even on hrt or anything yet so I'm pretty much a dude
>he said he doesn't care and he wants me htr or not
>asked him why he's suddenly doing this
>he said he's making me his before someone else does
>promised me that I wouldn't regret it because he'd help me become a girl his own way (sex)
>mfw
This feels extraordinarily gay sisters... we were bros last week and now he's talking about plowing me and I'm not even on estrogen...

          Original 4chan thread

          I’m dead 💀

            I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

            BRO HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHA 😂🤣

            Pridefall copypasta

              Original 4chan thread on Operation Pridefall

              The original Operation Pridefall from 4chan

              >What is Operation Pridefall?
It's quite simple. every June, hundreds of massive corporations band together to smother social media with posts in favor of "Pride Month", a code word for the degeneracy that is LGBT activism. Many of these accounts are rather small and get very little engagement, yet they continue to post without backlash.
Beginning on JUNE 1ST, The goal of Operation Pridefall is get on twitter, Instagram, etc. and drop a shitton of disturbing redpills on homosexuality on the comments of the lesser known pages.
The bigger pages are ok targets, but posts tend to get unnoticed in the sea of other comments. Commenting on smaller pages (~100 likes or so) means anyone who views it will see the posts, and companies will reconsider their posts afterwards

>How do I do this?
1. Get a phone number: There are a million apps that give out a phone number, pick one.
2. Get an email: Making a burner email with Gmail is simple and quick.
3. Sign up for twitter using steps 1 and 2 to verify.
4. Post away!

There many different companies to target each year, we will use these threads to coordinate and post salt afterwards.
See below for a .zip of all my images saved so far + the OP images and the pastebin

>Have you ever done this
A trial run last summer was run with decent success but we can do much better.

>Any specific guides?
Keep it normie palatable/friendly. This means no Nazi/Hitler shit, the goal is to make them question whether what they are supporting is really the right thing. Just like IOTBW, THERE IS NO PHASE 2!!!

>HURR YOU REDDIT SPACED REDDITOR DETECTED
Shut the fuck up you double nigger it's called clean formatting

>Resources
>Image and OP Image Archive
http://www.mediafire.com/file/teqv6w1pe04q862/OP-PrideFall.zip/file
>Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/FHVQKCmF

Good luck anons, and good hunting.

              Discord fearmongering

              @everyone Bad news, there is a possible chance today there will be a cyber-attack event where on all social networks including Discord there will be people trying to send you gore, racist insults, unholy pictures, and there will also be IP thieves, Hackers and Doxxers. I advise you not to accept any friend requests from people you do not know, stay safe. Please broadcast on all servers where you have admin permissions or are owners and can ping to broadcast the warning. Hope everyone is safe. Also, make sure you are offline today, as that will be less likely to happen to you. If possible, send this to your friends as well to spread the message more quickly, I repeat, stay safe. It does not matter if it is real or not, the important thing is that everyone be careful with this delicate subject. Please be careful today (sorry for ping btw)
              @everyone Sorry for this ping but this is important for all of your guys safety, i’m not 100% if this is true. I just got it from another server and want u guys to be aware.

Tomorrow (june 2nd for me and probably june 1st for most of u) is supposedly going to be a day called 'Pridefall' which is a cyber attack event, on ALL social media platforms including discord. There will be people trying to send friend requests, and there will also be IP grabbers, hackers, and doxxers. I recommend that no one should accept any friend requests from people you don't know. Please stay safe.

Please pass this on to any servers that you own or have admin perms and can server ping in to spread awareness if you have permission to do so or to friends and family.

    Make Sure To:

        Not accept friend requests of people you don’t know. -Turn off DMs or friend requests from random people.

        In general just be safe.

This is not to scare you, but to make sure that you know information about it. So do not be alarmed too much. I have looked into it myself, and yes there is a threat, but do not suddenly go into a panic mode. Just be safe.