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Being Straight is becoming more and more rare

    I am no longer shocked or suprised when someone comes out as anything other than Straight. Being Straight is becoming more and more rare these days. I suspect our species will rapidly decline over the next 20-30 years. I won't be alive to see the state of humanity by then but I imagine the population will be cut drastically

    BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

      Balk copypasta about balk rules in baseball
      BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!
      1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
      1a. A balk is when you
      1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
      1c. Let me start over
      1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
      1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
      1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
      1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
      1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
      1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
      1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
      1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
      1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
      2. Do not do a balk please.

      You want to know why I love dat boi?

        You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!

        40 ROBUX FOR 50 CENTS?!

          In today's Roblox economy, this isn't much a surprise really. 100 robux is like the equivalent of a dollar and it's pretty common knowledge. You should also note that the Roblox economy - although virtual - is just like a real life economy. The value of robux can fluctuate based on capitalist values - users can decide the price of their products and that could completely change the value of Robux. A great example of this are the items that were sold in the early 2010s compared to items sold today. The average hat on Roblox, before UGC, back in 2014 would be about 15-20 robux, which is around .5 to a dollar then. If you look at an average hat today - which is a UGC item - that item would cost 50-100 robux, which is also still about a dollar. Not only are the economic decisions of the user are a major factor in the virtual economy, but also real life economic fluctuations as well. Even if the robux economy was well maintained, it can not avoid the fluctuations of the US Dollar or other real-life currencies. 100 robux, may seem a lot, but that's the reality of economics. I mean, I personally agree it's a lot, and I mostly blame the Roblox community for being the leading problem in that. Destroying the economy due to their greed and inexperience.

          My favorite character is the reaper guy

            Reaper guy from Overwatch copypasta
            My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

            I have realised that Lamar’s roast is actually incredible.

              By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse. The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most standout and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious. Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts. Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.