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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I will not be driving for Alpine

    "I will not be driving for Alpine" tweet
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    I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.
    I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.

    IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life

      IShowSpeed stream copypasta
      Aint IShowSpeed Nathaniel B?
      IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience
      IShowSpeed, this stream changed my life. My
entire view of everything that exists in this
world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can
never look at anything I know the same way
again. This stream represents emotions that
most humans could never understand. But I can.
Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many
things previously considered unimaginable.
Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never
forget this experience
      ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
      Nathaniel b, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Better Call Saul.

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Better Call Saul.
        The plot-building is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cinematography most of the shots will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Saul's hedonistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these shots, to realize that they're not just 5 minutes of Gus dressing himself - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who prefer Breaking Bad truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the character development in Michelle MacLaren's masterpiece of an episode "Nippy," which itself is a cryptic reference to Peck's American children's tale The Adventures of Mabel. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vince Gilligan's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Kim Wexler feet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

        Kid named Finger explanation

          Explanation of the kid named finger meme
          Relevant ASCII art
          Oh my god, I'll try to explain but I don't know if I can.

There is this trend of meme going on for a while that has the format where a teacher tells the class "ok class, it's time to finger paint". And the joke is that there is one kid in the class named "paint", so the implication is that the whole class is going to finger him.

On the okbc sub, there was a recent trend of memes poking fun at this kind of meme, where the setup would be something non-sensical, and then the punchline would be an image of Mike from the show with the words "kid named finger". The joke here is that it really doesn't make any sense, so it's more of an anti-joke than a regular joke.

I hope you at least got a rough idea of what the joke is about. Trying to explain this shit has got me on the verge of a stroke.

          I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members.

            I have noticed that discord copypasta
            I have noticed that, although Discord has 260 million registered accounts , my server does not have 260 million members. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'join'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to join my most recent servers. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

            pls gib nitro 🥺

              Please, just.. give me Discord nitro?
              Tears fell down her cinnamon-tinted cheeks as she sniffs, long black eyelashes fluttering softly against her cheek as she stares at him, pressing her velvet lips together. "Please, just.. give me the nitro?" Clasping her hands together as she takes a step forward, her brown irises melting into his own orbs as she inhales shakily, rubbing her knees together as she looks away briefly, feeling shy. "I'll do anything. I'll suck your cock too.." She giggles softly, her maid outfit swishing against her thighs as she bites her lip.