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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


we are not born to die!!

    we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!!  we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

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    KALI LINUX SUCKS

      KALI LINUX SUCKS DUDE I TRY TO HACK MY FRIENDS INSTA AND FIRST OF ALL THERES NO APP CALLED INSTA HACKER HUGE RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 BUT THEN I OPEN THE TERMINAL WHICH IS ONLY MADE FOR HACKERS AND I RUN hack instagrame AND IT SAYS COMMAND NOT FOUND LIKE KALI LINUX IS A HACKING OS AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A HACKING COMMAND WHAT SECOND RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 THIRD I THINK TO MYSELF WELL KALI LINUX IS BASED ON WINDOWS SO WHY NOT GAME ON IT SO I INSTALL STEAM AND THE .exe FILE WON'T RUN WHEN I CLICK ON IT LIKE WHAT?? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 I SEARCH IT UP AND TO RUN EXE FILES YOU NEED TO INSTALL WINE SO I DID AND SPENT 20 HOURS SETTING IT UP AND FINALLY IT RAN STEAM SO I SEARCHED UP AMONG US AND GUESS WHAT IT COST $5 ON KALI LINUX WHILE ON MY PHONE IT IS FREE *deep breath* MY FAMILY CAN NO LONGER AFFORD FOOD AND I REFINANCED MY HOUSE AND SOLD MY CAR AND I AM NOW LIVING ON THE STREETS BEGGING FOR A LAPTOP *strained deep breath* THANKS A LOT KALI LINUX FOR MAKING ME GO HOMELESS. CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH A DUMB OS IS BASED ON WINDOWS. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

      Greetings, esteemed interlocutor.

        Greetings, esteemed interlocutor. Your erudite and insightful statement has left me pondering the intricate and enigmatic nature of the universe and its infinite complexities. Indeed, the very fabric of reality seems to unravel before us, revealing a labyrinthine web of paradoxical possibilities that confound even the most astute and discerning minds. It is as if the very essence of existence itself were a recursive loop, endlessly spiraling towards an elusive and ever-shifting truth that forever eludes our grasp. Yet, amidst the bewildering chaos of this cosmic dance, I cannot help but feel a sense of awe and wonder at the sheer majesty and unfathomable grandeur of it all.

        🧐 Why, indubitably you have won this debate

          🧐 Why, indubitably you have won this debate and settled our little debacle. However, due to the fact that I am a petty man with no respect for honor, I have gathered your Internet Protocol address for my own usage. With this number, I have excellently triangulated your exact location and henceforth shall be travelling over there. I do suggest that you cower at least a great deal as I have had many weapons in my possession during my transferring from my previous location to your current one. At the present moment, I am exactly four hundred twenty-five metric lengths away from you, and closing the distance at a much considerable rate. 🧐

          Why semen retention is important

            Your semen is your life force energy, when you release it without a purpose, you are throwing away a bit of your personality, masculinity, Charm, Physical strength. Can you guess what happens when you do this on a daily basis? Yep, you're right, you become weak, feminine, docile, socially awkward, feeble the list goes on....... Men today are conditioned to believe that ejaculation is healthy, when In reality, regular ejaculation makes you easier to control. Look across the world right now, what's happening? The rise of tyrannical governments, men who are sheep sitting back and doing absolutely fuck all about it. In fact, encouraging it. This would not be happening if men grew a fucking pair of balls and stopped touching themselves. You see, when you masturbate regularly to porn, you are training your brain to be a spectator. Your brain believes it has no place in this world, no drive, no purpose. Your brain wants to watch others lead. You have no masculine drive. With no masculine drive, you are easily led. When you practice Semen Retention, you return to your natural state as a man. A leader, a fighter, a man who can't be manipulated, a man who can think for himself, a man on his purpose. This is what governments fear. A man who retains his semen is a man the elites can't control. Now can you see why there is no "science" on semen retention, they don't want you discovering it.

            How to suck dick: a thread✨

              STEP 1: suck it while soft, when it’s soft you can take the entire penis in your mouth without the need to relax your throat, use your hand to massage and stroke, while you take the head with your mouth be gentle and go slow you can increase pressure and speed as it grows
              
              STEP 2: use your hands and wrap one hand around the base of the penis so that you can stroke in time with the up and down motion of your mouth; u can use all five fingers while letting ur index and thumb (like the 👌🏼) to control the pressure and stroke
              
              STEP 3: roll your tongue, a good blowjob is more than sucking. your tongue should be rolling, twirling, and swirling the entire time! the non-stop, constant motion of ur tongue combined with the movement of your hands will create a symphony of sensation
              
              STEP 4: hollow your cheeks, like ur slurping a lollipop, sucking the air out of your mouth in this way will create suction which will provide more sensation. let ur partner’s response control the amount of suction; u don’t wanna suck too hard
              
              STEP 5: cover your teeth with your lips. relax your jaw and breathe thru your nose. this will give a buffer between your teeth and your partner’s goods! so unless told otherwise, keep your teeth to yourself
              
              STEP 6: penis and testicles are a package deal, so don’t forget the balls! most penis havers love having their balls played with; lick them. gently suck them. cup them in your hands while you service the shaft; most importantly, don’t forget to just have fun and enjoy<3