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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


In response to a funny joke

    I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

    Embrace NNN

      No Nut November isn't about depriving yourself of pleasure.

It's about showcasing your Warrior Spirit.

Everyone has an internal war.

The human mind versus the animal body.

Show your body that You are King. That you are not a Slave to your Desires.

Embrace NNN.

      Fuck You and Your NNN

        You know what? Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. "Dude are you gonna do No Nut November?" I'm sick of hearing about Double-N November and all this Reddit shit. And you know what? Just to spite you, I blew my load at exactly 12:00 AM today, on November 1st. I edged for like 5 minutes to get it exactly on the tick, that's how much I hate you. "Oohh but you get an hour grace period to finish the last October nut!" Oh yeah? Well I NUTTED AGAIN AT 1:00 AM! You think your rules have any effect on me? Really? Are you one of those people who think it only counts when you wake up the morning of the 1st? That's big cope, first off. But second off, you'll be pleased to know that I DID IT AGAIN within 10 seconds of waking up. Just the thought of your dumbfounded face when I tell you that your arbitrary Reddit challenge can't affect me caused me to cum in my sleep at least once, so there's also that to consider. Every day I cum this entire month (Which will be every day btw) I'll be thinking of you, seething in a corner at the mere thought of my penile discharge. You cannot control me, and you especially cannot control my dick. This marks the end of the discussion.

        Bolsonaro

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          Neymar

            Neymar copypasta
            Neymar JR…
se o Neymar acha, eu concordo
se o Neymar fala, eu escuto
se o Neymar erra, eu perdoo
se o Neymar tem 100 fãs, eu sou um deles
se o Neymar tem 10 fãs, eu sou um deles
se o Neymar tem 1 fã, eu sou esse fã se o Neymar não tem fãs, eu não existo.
            Quem é Neymar?
Para o cego, é a luz.
Para o faminto, é o pão.
Para o sedento, é a fonte de água.
Para o morto, é a vida.
Para o enfermo, é a cura.
Para o prisioneiro, é a liberdade.
Para o solitário, é o companheiro.
Para o viajante, é o caminho.
Para mim, é tudo.
Se o Neymar acha, eu concordo.
Se o Neymar fala, eu escuto.
Se o Neymar erra, eu perdoo.
Se o Neymar pensa, eu admiro.
Se o Neymar tem 100 fãs, eu sou um deles.
Se o Neymar tem 10 fãs, eu sou um deles.
Se o Neymar tem 1 fã, eu sou esse fã.
Se o Neymar não tem fãs, eu não existo.
            Quem é Neymar Jr? 
Para o cego, é a luz.
Para o faminto, é o pão.
Para o sedento, é a fonte de água. 
Para o morto, é a vida.
Para o enfermo, é a cura.
Para o prisioneiro, é a liberdade.
Para o solitário, é o companheiro.
Para o viajante, é o caminho.
Para mim, é tudo
            Who is Neymar?
To the blind is the light.
For the hungry, bread is.
For the thirsty, it is the fountain of water.
To the dead is life.
To the sick, is the cure.
To the captive, is liberty.
For the lonely one, is the companion.
For the traveler, that is the way.
To me this is everything
If Neymar thinks so I agree.
If Neymar talks I listen.
If Neymar mistakes I forgive you.
If Neymar thinks, I admire.
If Neymar has 100 fans, I'm one of them.
If Neymar has 10 fans, I'm one of them.
If Neymar has 1 fan, I am that fan.
If Neymar has no fans I don't exist.
            Who is Neymar?
For the blind, he is the light
For the starving, he is the bread
For the sick, he is the cure
If he says, I agree with
If he speaks, I listen to
If he errs, I forgive him
If he has 1,000 fans, I'm one of them
If he has 1 fan, I'm the one

            “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month”

              “average pet on the dsmp lives for a month” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average pet lives for 3 days. Fran, who lives in an obsidian box & never sees the light of day, is an outlier and should not have been counted