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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


I’m against circumcision

    I’m against circumcision (even though I’m circumcised), but I support a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion. This might sound like a double standard, but it’s not. A newborn child is unable to consent to surgical removal of foreskin, and yes; the child also can’t consent to being aborted, but there’s a key difference here. When circumcision takes place, the child is no-longer living inside of the mother. If the child is still inside of the mother, then the mother can decide what to do, just as a homeowner can choose whether to shoot an intruder. The choice to shoot an intruder is a right, but cutting off the intruder’s foreskin after he has left the house is different situation. That said, I understand the arguments for circumcision, and I won’t get on your case for choosing to circumcise. Like I said, I’m circumcised and I’m glad, because I have a really nice cock, so I get it.

    Death of her majesty the queen.

      I'm heartbroken. I feel anguish beyond all compare. My mind, soul and body are nothing but empty shells, I am but an echo of my former self. My life and all its purpose, meaning and joy have been robbed, and I fear my will to live shall never return. Words are but squiggles that will never have the power to portray how truly melancholy I am. When I heard the news, it's as if all the colour was looted from my world. All passion and happiness melted before my very eyes. Since her majesty's death, I only see black and white, pain and misery, hopelessness and suffering.

Oh, my queen. My heart and the heart of the nation longs for you. We grieve for you. You were our rock, our foundation. I deeply fear for the outcome of our planet now that you are not here to guide us with your goddess-like wisdom. The nation is inconsolable, it weeps for our queen.

      Do you have a source on that?

        Do you have a source on that copypasta
        Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
        Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

        Y’all afraid of lawyers? You should be?

          OS Runescape copypasta
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          We been contacting you through twitter, forums, and reddit for days.

Now its the last straw. Group of has gotten together. You know what this is about. What you did is wrong and false. Real world trading? No Evidence? No appeal? No response? BULL SHIT. Return our accounts. Or lawsuits incoming. It's won't be an end to runescape. It will be an end to Jagex. Give the fucking accounts back or show proof. Last warning.


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U I M

INQ MACE (NIKKO)

MATEW52

K A Z L A S

HALYSITA

(MANY MORE COMING)

          Wasp stings don’t usually kill you.

            Wasp copypasta
            Wasp stings don’t usually kill you. However, the only reason a wasp doesn’t kill you is because it can’t. If it could, it would.

“They’re just territorial!” So am I. Turns out, I am the more dangerous territorial animal, which makes this my territory. It can either leave, or die.

“They’re incredibly important and useful!” So is a neurosurgeon. If one walked into my backyard and started poking me with a needle angrily, I’d rock their shit, too.

“They’re just little animals living their life.” Me too, homie. And part of the human life experience is running the fades of anything that attacks us.

“The chemicals on your skin confuse it!” See the earlier neurosurgeon example. I don’t care if I’m wearing Eau De Fightclub #7, you attack me, it’s on.

I offer the same rule to all animals, big or small: You wanna hang out near me, cool. You enter my home or attack me, you die. I don’t care if you’re a person, a spider, or two flies in a coat.

            Pronouns In War

              "Jesus Christ a latinx non-gender conforming individual just shot my leg off with a 50 BMG heavy sniper rifle"
              Please consider pronouns before going to war

Remember that, in the fog of war, people will likely refer to you by the gender assigned to you at birth.

So make sure you wear a badge with your preferred pronouns so that you don't suffer unnecessary verbal violence and bigotry in the field.

The last thing you want to hear is someone mis-gendering you as you bleed out after a fire fight.

Expect to encounter a lot of heteronormative language - typical of the chauvinist environment in which you will find yourself.

Shouts like "watch out, lads", "listen in, boys" and other micro-aggressions will wear you down as the white male dominated armed forces attempt to erase your lived experience.

If you can, be the change you want to see. You can do this by shouting "Zhere coming from the south!", or "two possible BIPOC folx taking cover at your 6!".

People will respect your efforts to be inclusive in the theatre of war.

Ultimately, silence is violence, and you'll be wanting as little additional violence as possible.