Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.
Who’s the character? I’m not even gonna sugarcoat it. I’m going to download 5 terabytes of rule 34 of the character, I will bust a fat load all over the room. Shit will look like the inside of a mental institution. Once I’m done, my physique will be that of a L4D2 Charger. So I will ask yet again. Who’s the character?
You are the most despicable, loathsome person I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. You are ugly inside and out, and your soul is blacker than the darkest night. You are a coward, a liar, and a cheat. You are worthless and pathetic, and I can't stand the sight of you. You make me sick to my stomach, and I can't wait to see the day when you finally get what's coming to you. I hope you rot in hell, you piece of shit.You are the most despicable, loathsome person I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. You are ugly inside and out, and your soul is blacker than the darkest night. You are a coward, a liar, and a cheat. You are worthless and pathetic, and I can't stand the sight of you. You make me sick to my stomach, and I can't wait to see the day when you finally get what's coming to you. I hope you rot in hell, you piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you motherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fucking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
Did you know that in terms of male human and female human breeding, you are the least compatible human. Your sheer lack of bitches and experience makes you the least likely pick for a sexual partner by anyone of the opposite gender. Plus, years of masturbation and porn make your sexual expectations far beyond the norm and cause you to ejaculate prematurely. Your expectations from porn mean that you will not feel that the sex was good, this plus the premature ejaculation, plus your measly 1.5 inches mean that no-one involved will end up satisfied at the end
The earliest version of the “Crazy? I was crazy once” copypasta was actually “I laughed so hard I thought I’d die” taken from an excerpt of Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Study of American Folklore: An Introduction. pg 118. 1968. See here.
I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
I did die.
They buried me, and a flower grew on my grave.
The roots grew down and tickled me.
I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
I did die…Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rubber room.
A round rubber room
And told me to sit in the corner.
Corner? There was no corner
So I sat in the middle of the floor
Surrounded by rats.
Rat? I can't stand rats.
They tickled my feet.
They made me laugh.
I laughed so hard I thought I would die
Die? I did die in there.
They buried me in a hole.
A hole six feet under the ground
And that's when the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms.
They burrowed into my skull And started to eat my brain.
They drove me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rubber room.
A round rubber room
And told me to sit in the corner.Omg this video is so funny, this video is so funny I laughed so hard, I laughed so hard I threw my phone, my stomach hurt, my nose started bleeding and I fell of of my bed and then I laughed so hard that the vibration from my laughter caused me to slide across the floor like some kind of fucked up caterpillar. Then I laughed so hard that I cried. Then I laughed so hard that I began flying. I flew threw the roof of my house and continued to fly up up up, up into the sky and I continued flying upwards until I went to outer space, I laughed so hard I went to outer space. Then I continued to laugh and the radiation from outer space started to disintegrate my body, my body disintegrated but I continued to laugh. Then I met God, God wasn’t a man or woman, God was two different cubes with different colors and I transcended God because I laughed so hard. I transcended God into a world of light and laughter. I could not stop laughing, all I could do is laughter now. I miss my friends, I miss my home I hope that I can see them again but I know that I never will, because I will never stop laughing I will laugh for eternity.😄haha😅😅 lol that's hilarious bro 😅😅😆😆😆 HAHAHAHHA 😩 OMG I can't stop 🚫 laughing 😫😫😫😫😫😫 HOLY FUCKIN SHIT 😲😲😲 I laughed so hard at that that I died!!1!1!!! OMG 😲😲 I"M FUCKIN DEAD-wait I see a light 💡 👼 OMG I'm an angel 👼 I'm going to Heaven 😶 Holy shit it's god!! 🌝 Hey god 😀 have I been a good devoted follower?🙏 🌝 no, u scrolled past that 👍Like if u love 😍 Jesus facebook post, so ur ass is goin to hell son 😱no please goD no 😟😟😟 OH NO I"m falling into hell 💥🔥🔥🔥😰🔥🔥🔥 It's so hot 😰 😱 Holy fuck it's satan 😈 Hey u little fuccboi u wanna fuck 👄the dark lord? 😍😍Hell yeah satan 😈 turn around and present me ur anus 🍑🕳 😉😉 oh yeah stick ur big throbbing horn in my tight asshole satan 🍆 🍑🕳 😈 yeah u like that ☺️oh fuck👍 yeah👍👍👌👌 satan that feels so good 😝😝😝 OH FUCK YEAH IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD 💓 OH 😋😆 FUCk 😝😝 YES AH 😝 AHHHH😝 OOHHH YEAH!😍😍 😈u want me to cum on ur ass u little slut 😍oh yes give me 💦💦 cummies 💦💦 satan! 😈 here it fucking cums(lol haha get it)😈🍆💦💦💦 😛yeah let me lap those cummies up like a cat 🐱 drinking milk 🍼satan😈🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😨 holy shit 💦💦💦 2 😫😫 many 😈🍆💦💦💦cummies💦💦💦😫💦💦💦💦 I'm drowning in cummies 💦💦💦💦💦😲💦💦💦 holy shit I died from too many cummies!😱😲
Being daddie's 👸 princess and getting 👅💦💦 cummies is cool 👍👍👌 but remember too many 💦💦cummies 💦💦 is not 🙅🙅 good make sure ur daddy 👱 is responsible 👍👍 with his cummies or else u die 💀💀 and death means no more cummies 💦💦🚫👎😱Oh my god. Your comment was so unbelievably funny that I cannot physically stop laughing. My vocal cords are vibrating so violently that I’m throwing up blood. My throat is producing so much sound for so long that parts of my spine have shifted out of place through the sheer vibration, causing me indescribable pain. My entire body from the shoulders up is visibly shaking due to the sound I am producing. My lungs are running out of air by the second. My entire body is screaming in pain. Anyone to see me in this state would assume I’m having a horrible seizure. The laughter reverberating in my ears has driven me to madness. The sheer hilarity of your comment, the pure and untainted comedy that you typed with your holy fingers blessed by the Lord has thrown me up the stairway to Heaven and delivered me to death’s door. I am well and truly dying laughing.I laughed so hard i committed several war crimes that included the mass genocide of many civilians from a small town in Afghanistan. My war crimes of course will never be told to anyone outside of the soldiers who were with me at the time that the war crimes were committed. I am able to maintain not going to military prison because I am threatening the life of anyone who shows the smallest signs of them reporting me to the authorities.