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Inauguration Day

    🤪HAPPY🎉INCOCKGURATION🇺🇸🍆DAY😩💦the🧘‍♀️day☀️has😂finally🙌CUM🍆💦Daddy TRUMP👴🏻😏🇺🇸💦💦and🤗 JD PANTS💦😏will😏 beCUM🎉📈the president😛🍆🇺🇸🇺🇸and vice president 🤩💦💦🍑🍑of the united🇺🇸states™️🇺🇸and 📤deliver✉️📨 on their cum💦paign💦promises of making 🇺🇸🍆🍑america 👙slutty👙again‼️😩legislation✍️will 😛pass💦through🧑‍⚖️congress👩‍⚖️making📈📈🎉dick💦sucking💋👄a🤩federal😜👅requirement👅and 💦sexecutive 🍆orders😫will ✍️✍️be🐝signed✍️to ensure🇺🇸™️™️the police🚓👎🏻are promoted 🤩to the🤪THOT👱‍♀️👙patrol👮‍♀️🚔send this to 1️⃣0️⃣of your😎sluttiest 😹👏🧚‍♀️patriots🇺🇸 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣back your 💦first 📈in 🍆line for the😫presidential 👯‍♂️sucSEXcion😫 if you get 5️⃣back😹you👱‍♀️will be 😫prostituted😲in 🤝congress 🍆💦🍑if you get 0️⃣ back the 😫thot👱‍♀️patrol 🇺🇸👮‍♀️will be😹😹😹at 🚔👏🏻your 👎🏻door🚪 
    HAPPY IN👉🏻👌🏻AUGH😫💦GURATION day to the new 🍌PRESIDICK!! 🇺🇸 Daddy DONALD 🟠 and mommie MelANALia 🇸🇮 have cum BACK ✅ in the OVAL 🕳️ORIFICE 🕳️to CREAM🍦pie 🥧our CUNTry 😏 and MAKE‼️AMERICA🇺🇸HORNY🍆AGAIN‼️ with a special 🎁 performance by CARRIE UNDER⬇️morningWOOD 🪵 HOE 👴🏻and Jill Biden 🐘 are BUSTING 💦💦outta the White House 🏠 after COCKmala Harris and Tim BALLZ couldn’t 😮‍💨DEEPTHROAT 😷 enough VOTER 🗳️ LOADS 📦 in the 🔄SWINGER states 😢 the demoSCATS💩 have left the ORGY😱 and the 👹republiCUNTS🫏 are 🫡READY 2️⃣ GAPE ⭕️ and GOON 🥴 for the AMERICAN🇺🇸PEEhole🛟 VLADIMIR PUT👏🏻IT👏🏻IN🪆SHE💅🏻GIN🥃PING🏓 AND BIG 😯DONG🍆UN🇰🇵 👋🏻Bye Bye TIK⏱️TOK⏱️and 👋🏻hello BRICKED🧱 COCK✊🏻‼️ 
    OBAMA OUTDATED 👴BIDEN OVERRATED 😫KAMALA ELIMINATED 😱 TRUMP INAUGURATED 🐸 AMERICA ELATED ✔ 

    Hey, voter! This is Team Joe and Kamala reminding you

      Hey, voter! This is Team Joe and Kamala reminding you that that sort of thing isn't cool to do. We really hate to do this, but your internet activity has attracted our attention, and not in a good way. We suggest you put down your phone, walk tuah the polls, and VOTE ON THAT THANG, otherwise we may have to put you down for a pre-existing condition and deny you necessary medical coverage, uwu! And please don't make us register you as a Russian agent; if we do, and you're a person of color, we might even have to send you a Native American reservation, to work on uranium mines which absolutely don't exist. So in conclusion, SLAVA UKRAINI, and let's all be good fucking people!
      
      (IMPORTANT NOTICE: this message sent from an FBI location that is on the traditional homeland of one or more Native American peoples. We acknowledge this land was taken as part of an ugly and complicated history of colonial conquest, and uphold the original owners as spiritual keepers in perpetuity).

      H for “hello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location

        H for “hello, this is the president of the US, I launched a tactical nuke to your location. I accidentally fell asleep and my head fell onto the comically big red button that launches all the US nukes (the movies told the truth, before you die, you must know that I do in fact have a comically large nuke firing button, it’s located right next to the one that sends Bob from accounting on a coffee run). It was originally aimed at Russia but while trying to cancel it I accidentally relocated the targeting system to your city (dang new age tech). Anyways, be safe and have a great rest of your day (the next 47 minutes)!” 

        Trump Won

          🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁‍♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸 AMERICA! 🍆💦 It’s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! 💪🏼 If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT 🍊👉 then you’re ready for a GOP-USSY 🍗🍑 prime-time 🍆 DISASTER 😱😜💋 Like, who needs 🏳️‍🌈 rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE 💦🚀 WALL of SEXY!? 😩💦💦 SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY 🔨🧱 Cage your ❤️❤️LOVE for Donny!! 🔒🔒Like when we caged those kids 🙏🏼🙏🏼😘❤️ BORDER CRISIS? No way José 🚨🚨 Let’s let MAGA shoot allllll those 👅 creamy CUMMIES on the country 🍑🔥👩‍❤️‍👨 Don't forget to SMASH 🍆 that LIKE button and start saving some hush money 👍💦 if you want more of those foul-mouthed 💋🗣️ XENOPHOBIC vibes! 😈🥵🍾 So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST 🍌🇺🇸 infected party and remember to bring the 🚨🚨 WHIP CREAM 🍦 penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! 🍑🖐️ Let's make America 💥 SUCK again, y'all! 🎉🍆🇺🇸 
          🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥 
          🇺🇸🦅 WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE 💀 WHERE KAMALA’S BALLOT BOX 📥 GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG 🚫🔥 NOW WE’RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES 🇺🇸 WHERE TRUMP’S TROMBONE 🎺 IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS 😭💦 WILL YOU 🫵 GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES 🐪🍑 AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT 🌚 OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN 🧎‍♀️ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? 😩 LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER 🗡️ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN 😵💥 WE KEEP STAR SPANKIN’ 👋 AND BOOTY CLAPPIN’ 🍑 FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION 📜💫 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES 🐫 OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A 🤡 RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN 🎺 IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOU’RE A LEGENDARY 🏆 NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR 🌈 IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5️⃣… CLOWN SHOES 🚪 AND FRUMP HATS 🎩 ARE IN YOUR FUTURE 😱💀 
          🚨ATTENTION‼️FILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM 🇺🇸 🦅 💦 💦 you’ve STUFFED 😩 those TIGHT little boxes 📦🍑🔞with your ROCK HARD ballots 🪨🍆 💪🏻💪🏻 and the raunchy ERECTION 🥵 🥵 results are CUMMING IN HOT 🔥 🗳️ so BEND OVER 👉🏻 and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM ⛓️ DADDY 🍆 💦 DON for the next 4️⃣ FREAKY LONG 📏 and GIRTHY 🪵 🪵 years 🎉 🎊 send 💬 this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ PUSSY-dential candidates 👩‍⚖️ 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍💼👨‍💼 and get COVERED in 😏 orange POTUSSY juices 🍊 💦 😫 

          List of Republicans Who Voted Against FEMA Funding Before Helene Hit

            The list — only Republicans voted “no”:
            
            House
            
            Rep. James Baird of Indiana
            Rep. Troy Balderson of Ohio
            Rep. Jim Banks of Indiana
            Rep. Aaron Bean of Florida
            Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
            Rep. Gus Bilirakis of Florida
            Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
            Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
            Rep. Mike Bost of Illinois
            Rep. Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma
            Rep. Tim Burchett of Tennessee
            Rep. Eric Burlison of Missouri
            Rep. Kat Cammack of Florida
            Rep. Michael Cloud of Texas
            Rep. Andrew Clyde of Georgia
            Rep. Mike Collins of Georgia
            Rep. Eli Crane of Arizona
            Rep. John Curtis of Utah
            Rep. Warren Davidson of Ohio
            Rep. Byron Donalds of Florida
            Rep. Jeff Duncan of South Carolina
            Rep. Ron Estes of Kansas
            Rep. Mike Ezell of Mississippi
            Rep. Randy Feenstra of Iowa
            Rep. Brad Finstad of Minnesota
            Rep. Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota
            Rep. Russell Fry of South Carolina
            Rep. Russ Fulcher of Idaho
            Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
            Rep. Tony Gonzales of Texas
            Rep. Bob Good of Virginia
            Rep. Lance Gooden of Texas
            Rep. Paul Gosar of Arizona
            Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
            Rep. Morgan Griffith of Virginia
            Rep. Michael Guest of Mississippi
            Rep. Harriet Hageman of Wyoming
            Rep. Andy Harris of Maryland
            Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana
            Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio
            Rep. John Joyce of Pennsylvania
            Rep. Trent Kelly of Mississippi
            Rep. Darin LaHood of Illinois
            Rep. Laurel Lee of Florida
            Rep. Debbie Lesko of Arizona
            Rep. Greg Lopez of Colorado
            Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida
            Rep. Morgan Lutrell of Texas
            Rep. Nancy Mace of South Carolina
            Rep. Tracey Mann of Kansas
            Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
            Rep. Tom McClintock of California
            Rep. Rich McCormick of Georgia
            Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois
            Rep. Max Miller of Ohio
            Rep. Cory Mills of Florida
            Rep. Alex Mooney of West Virginia
            Rep. Barry Moore of Alabama
            Rep. Nathaniel Moran of Texas
            Rep. Ralph Norman of South Carolina
            Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee
            Rep. Gary Palmer of Alabama
            Rep. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
            Rep. Bill Posey of Florida
            Rep. John Rose of Tennessee
            Rep. Matt Rosendale of Montana
            Rep. Chip Roy of Texas
            Rep. David Schweikert of Arizona
            Rep. Keith Self of Texas
            Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana
            Rep. Claudia Tenney of New York
            Rep. William Timmons of South Carolina
            Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey
            Rep. Beth Van Duyne of Texas
            Rep. Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin
            Rep. Mike Waltz of Florida
            Rep. Randy Weber of Texas
            Rep. Daniel Webster of Florida
            Rep. Bruce Westerman of Arkansas
            Rep. Roger Williams of Texas
            Rep. Rudy Yakym of Indiana
            
            Senate
            
            Sen. Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee
            Sen. Mike Braun of Indiana
            Sen. Katie Britt of Alabama
            Sen. Ted Budd of North Carolina
            Sen. Mike Crapo of Idaho
            Sen. Deb Fischer of Nebraska
            Sen. Bill Hagerty of Tennessee
            Sen. Josh Hawley of Missouri
            Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin
            Sen. Mike Lee of Utah
            Sen. Roger Marshall of Kansas
            Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma
            Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky
            Sen. Pete Ricketts of Nebraska
            Sen. James Risch of Idaho
            Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri
            Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina
            Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

            Trump answers what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America

              AUDIENCE QUESTION: Thank you so much for coming to Michigan. My name is Ashley and I work at the Chrysler plant. Like many auto workers, I am deeply concerned about the future of our industry. With many jobs being outsourced as we speak, what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America so we can continue to build the best cars in the world here in Michigan?
              
              DONALD TRUMP: So, pretty much as we’ve been saying, and what I want to do is I want to be able to — Look, your business — Years ago in this area, I was honored as the man of the year. It was maybe 20 years ago. Oh, and the fake news heard about it. They said, it never happened. It never happened. And I didn’t know who it was. It was a group that honored me as man of the year. The fakers back there, see the fake news. But they said — They said, oh — And they looked and, you know, they said it never happened. But I said, I swear to you, it happened.
              
              It did happen. I was man of the year. And I came and I made a speech and I said, why do you allow them to take your car business away? Why do you allow it to happen? They’re taking your business away. And I didn’t know too much about it. All I know is they were taking your car industry away from you. They said it never happened.
              
              And lo and behold, somebody said, I remember the event. And then we found out and we had everything. We got the awards. We had everything. It did happen. But I gave a speech, which at the time was pretty controversial. We can’t let them take your car business away. It’s such an important business.
              
              And you know it’s an important business even in times of war where they switch over. And it was really something. And I looked at that speech from, I don’t know, it’s like 19, 20 years ago. And I could repeat it now without changing a word.
              
              You cannot let foreign countries, and a lot of the times our worst foes are our so-called friends, okay? You know, our friends, the European Union takes tremendous advantage of us. As an example, they give us cars by the millions. We don’t have too many Chevrolets in the middle of European cities, okay? European Union is brutal. They don’t take our farm products for the most part. They don’t take a lot. But unlike Kamala, who always complains and doesn’t do anything, I keep saying, why don’t you do?
              
              I saw Marsha the other day. Why doesn’t she, why didn’t she do it four years ago almost? And I say that, you know, she’s on the border today trying just to, what a day for the border. She goes to the border today, and they just announced just before she got up to speak that more than 13,000 murderers from jail, solitary confinement people in many cases, were released.
              
              But I just say, let’s go back. So we can’t let them take our businesses. And we’re not gonna let them take our businesses. And you can control that so easily through good policy. Not her kind of policy, by the way. She changed her policy 15 times. No fracking. Oh, I like fracking. Defund the police. She wants to defund the police. Now, oh, I love the police all of a sudden. By the way, when anybody is into defunding the police even for a day during their career, they can no longer serve as President of the United States, I can tell you.
              
              So we’re not gonna let them take our businesses. And really, a lot of that’s determined by our taxation policy. When China has to pay all that money, the people that liked me the best were the steel companies because I saved them. They were dumping China and others, but mostly China was dumping steel in here at levels that nobody had ever seen before.
              
              And it was putting the steel companies out of business. I put a 50% and 100% tax on the dumping of steel and the steel companies thrived. I saved them, and you have to have the steel companies. So we’ll do the same thing.
              
              And you don’t worry about it. Here’s what you have to do. I only ask you to do one thing, and then you can sleep beautifully all night long, go to a job you love, and get a lot of money at the end of the week. You know what the thing is? Vote for Trump. If you vote for Trump, everything’s gonna be perfect.
              
              Source: https://www.youtube.com/live/it1J3V5QqMk?t=5661&si=tFY8IY7dE9xqQ_rj