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Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries…

    Its a copypasta spread by Trump supporters to justify the tariffs he’s imposed that caused the market crash.

    Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.
    
    He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US.
    
    More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.
    
    This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.
    
    This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.
    Just a reminder that Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything. He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US. More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor. This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return. This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden. 

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    Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.
    
    He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay the tariffs. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US by making it unprofitable for farmers to export, more supply in the states while demand remains static or near static for the same daily staples such as bacon, eggs, beef, pork, rice, beans, etc. the prices will drop - This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.
    
    More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population - Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.
    
    This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

    YuGiOh – What does Trump think of Links?

      You know, links are wonderful, they're terrific. I'm very good friends with everyone I link with. Borrelsword Dragon, Knightmare Unicorn, Verte Anaconda, they all love me. They call me The Linker. And let me tell ya, there's no better link than me. The best links. Everyone knows it. Five links, six links, seven links, even more. My links are YUGE. I once had a link with Summon Sorceress. Beautiful girl. She said to me, 'From now on, I only want to link with you, how 'bout it?' I said, 'Sorry, babe, I'm not a one-man linker. Not while Dark Magician Girl is out there.' Yeah, it's sad how bad she wanted me, but what can you do? In fact, the only one I won't link with is Linkerbell. Terrible design, nasty effect. I call her 'Stinkerbell.' 'Stinkerbell.' Yeah, I thought that up myself. Very, very stinky. Obviously didn't read 'The Art of the Link.' Terrible.

      I wake up screaming. Cold sweats. The warm feeling of urine soaked sheets and Hasan Piker themed pajama bottoms a result of the incessant stress ive been under.

        I wake up screaming. Cold sweats. The warm feeling of urine soaked sheets and Hasan Piker themed pajama bottoms a result of the incessant stress ive been under.
        
        Im still safe. The election hasn’t happened yet- theres still hope.
        
        My trans wife and her nonbinary partner comfort me. “Another one?” Xir asks. “Yeah”
        
        I get changed, head into the kitchen and make myself a soylent shake to wash down the lorazepam and triflupromazine Ive had to be on since 2016. I add a few shots of canola oil because its a heart healthy fat (I trust the science), and my doctor says Im malnourished and exceedingly underweight for being a 30 year old male.
        
        Trump has made my life a living nightmare. Fascism won. I sit down legs crossed (in order to not perpetuate toxic masculinity by taking up too much space where women exist). Unable to sleep, my mind ruminates on the possibility of ending up in a camp around this time next year. I hope it never comes to that. She has to win.

        Many of you probably watched what took place between Donald Trump and Zelenskyy tonight. However, as a lifelong practitioner of martial arts, strategy, and philosophy, let me explain the difference between what you believe you witnessed and what actually happened.

          Trump and Zelensky argument

          It a Facebook group post by Michael McCune that gained a lot of attention after President Trump re-shared it on Truth Social. Democrats mock it due to the mental gymnastics used to paint Trump as a genius while Republicans repost it as prove of Trump’s ingenuity in navigating political affairs.

          Many of you probably watched what took place between Donald Trump and Zelenskyy tonight. Whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, you might be thinking to yourself, Oh my God, Donald Trump just screwed up.
          
          However, as a lifelong practitioner of martial arts, strategy, and philosophy, let me explain the difference between what you believe you witnessed and what actually happened.
          
          Donald Trump has been under constant political persecution since the beginning of his first term. Over time, he has learned to be patient and calculated.
          
          Tonight, Zelenskyy was invited to the Oval Office. However, both Trump and JD Vance knew exactly what Zelenskyy was going to do—he would use this opportunity, in front of the American people, to make a power play. Both Trump and Vance anticipated this.
          
          When Zelenskyy began appealing to the emotions of the American people, JD Vance stepped in, accusing him of disrespecting Donald Trump. This was brilliant strategy. It’s important to understand that Zelenskyy is trying to gain access to NATO.
          
          Trump knew this but could not allow it to happen. If Ukraine joins NATO, the U.S. would be bound by NATO’s collective defense agreement—an attack on one is an attack on all.
          
          Now consider the larger implications: Ukraine and Russia despise each other. If Ukraine were to become a NATO member, any future skirmish between them would obligate the U.S. to enter into direct conflict with Russia. This would mean World War III. And if that happened, China would have to choose a side—they would almost certainly align with Russia.
          
          So what you witnessed tonight was a setup. Trump and JD Vance knew that the only way to achieve peace was to strategically align, at least on the surface, with Russia. Why? Because Russia would never sign a peace treaty if Ukraine were admitted into NATO.
          
          This is why Trump dismantled Zelenskyy’s argument. And when Zelenskyy, seeing his play failing, tried to backtrack and offer a treaty, Trump refused.
          
          Zelenskyy’s real intent was clear—he would not agree to peace unless security guarantees were in place. But what was he actually saying? That NATO must accept Ukraine. However, Russia would never agree to peace, knowing that NATO, their historical adversary, would surround them.
          
          Zelenskyy, Putin, and Trump all knew this. Zelenskyy, thinking he had Democrats' support, believed he could make this bold move on live television. But Trump and Vance saw right through it and outmaneuvered him.
          
          They knew that, in the short term, Democrats and the media would try to use this moment against them. But they also knew they had two years before midterms to prove their strategy was the right one. So they held their ground—brilliantly so.
          
          Now, Zelenskyy will have no choice but to back down and accept Trump's terms. But here’s the genius part—Trump is actually protecting Ukraine without dragging the U.S. into war.
          
          By negotiating a mineral deal, Trump ensures that Americans will be involved in Ukraine’s mining industry. This prevents Russia from launching an invasion, because attacking Ukraine would mean endangering American lives—something that would force the U.S. to respond.
          
          Trump played both sides like a master chess player. In the end, Zelenskyy will have no choice but to concede, because without U.S. support, Ukraine cannot win a prolonged war against Russia. And once U.S. companies have mining operations in Ukraine, Putin will be unable to attack without triggering massive international consequences.
          
          Don’t underestimate Donald Trump. In this game of chess, he’s 10 moves ahead of everyone.

          Trump’s Executive Order

            🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨This Executive Order does the following:
            
            ❧ All federal agencies, including independent regulatory commissions, are now subject to direct White House control.
            
            ❧ Regulations cannot be issued without presidential approval.
            
            ❧ The Office of Management and Budget (OMB) can now withhold funding from independent agencies if they don’t align with White House priorities.
            
            ❧ All federal employees must follow the President’s and Attorney General’s interpretation of the law, eliminating legal independence.
            
            ❧ A White House Liaison is to be installed in every independent regulatory agency to enforce direct presidential control.
            
            ⚠️ This is the biggest executive power grab in U.S. history. ⚠️
            
            This formally ends the concept of an “independent” regulatory agency, dismantling one of the last barriers to absolute executive power.
            
            📍 This order effectively erases the last major restraints on executive power. 📍 The federal government no longer operates with checks and balances. 📍 Regulations and laws are now dictated solely by the President. 📍 If left unchecked, this is the moment the U.S. ceases to function as a democratic republic.
            
            1️⃣ The President Now Controls All Regulatory Agencies
            
            ✅ The SEC, FTC, FCC, and FEC are no longer independent.
            
            The Stock Market is now subject to White House control, enabling insider trading, favoritism, and targeting of political opponents. Antitrust laws can be selectively enforced, allowing administration-friendly monopolies to expand unchecked. Political opponents in the tech sector, media, or finance can be targeted with regulatory action while allies are protected. Elections are now influenced by direct White House oversight of the Federal Election Commission (FEC).
            
            ✅ The FDA, EPA, and consumer protection agencies are fully politicized.
            
            Drug approvals, food safety regulations, and environmental policies can be rewritten for political or corporate interests. Climate change regulations can be erased overnight. Scientific research is now subject to White House approval before public release.
            
            🚨 Implication: There is no longer any neutral enforcement of economic, environmental, or election laws. Everything is now dictated by political loyalty.
            
            2️⃣ The White House Can Block Agency Budgets or Direct Funds Elsewhere
            
            ✅ The OMB can now adjust funding allocations for independent agencies.
            
            This gives the President the power to defund agencies without needing Congress. Regulatory agencies that challenge presidential policies will be quietly strangled of resources. Agencies loyal to the President will receive full funding—even illegally. 🚨 Implication: Congress no longer controls federal spending on regulatory enforcement. The executive branch can choke out opposition agencies and reward allies.
            
            3️⃣ The President & Attorney General Have Final Say on All Legal Interpretations ✅ All federal employees must follow White House interpretations of the law.
            
            The Attorney General’s opinions override agency lawyers, inspectors general, and independent counsel. Agencies cannot adopt their own interpretations of legal statutes—everything must align with the President’s views. The President can rewrite federal legal interpretations overnight. 🚨 Implication: Legal consistency is gone. Agencies cannot push back against corrupt, illegal, or unconstitutional directives because the President’s interpretation is the only interpretation allowed.
            
            4️⃣ Installing White House Liaisons in All Regulatory Agencies ✅ A “White House Liaison” will be placed in every independent agency.
            
            This ensures constant presidential oversight of daily operations. These liaisons will report agency actions back to the White House and enforce political compliance. Agency directors will no longer have the ability to act without White House approval.
            
            🚨 Implication: There is now a direct enforcement arm inside every regulatory body. Even agencies that resist presidential control will be internally monitored and controlled.
            
            📍 Every regulatory body—from financial markets to environmental protections—is now politicized. 📍 Congress no longer controls federal funding—agencies must obey the White House or risk defunding. 📍 The President’s legal interpretations override all agency autonomy, eliminating independent enforcement of federal laws. 📍 The federal bureaucracy, once designed to be resistant to corruption, is now completely subject to presidential loyalty.

            Inauguration Day

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