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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


If you’re not a SIMP, then you’re gay

    If you're not a simp, then you're gay

Because if you thirst after girls, that's called being a normal teenage boy, but if you don't thirst after girls then you're probably gay

    If Queen Elizabeth dies, the throne should die with her.

      If Queen Elizabeth dies, the throne should die with her. The family is already in shambles, Liz has been queen longer than any of us and some of our parents have been alive, what's the point of going on after this? The 1000 year monarchy should end with the longest-reigning monarch. God save the queen.

      I, a racist cock rater, found your cock exceptional.

        As an expert cock rater, I can say that your cock without a doubt, is one of the most fascinating I have ever seen. Now as you're black, and am racist, I would be extremely biased and give you a horrid rating. But with the intensity of the magnitude of your phallus, I have thrown out every single bit of bias I had for membrane assessments. Not only is the size phenomenal, but the color ratio is also absolutely perfect.

        Paw patrol is police propaganda.

          Paw patrol is police propaganda.

Who's the main "pup"? That's right, you guessed it, Chase. Which "pup" experiences the most development? Chase. Who gets the most jobs? Chase again.

Not on the contrary, who gets the least jobs? You guessed it, Rocky.

Now, what's so significant about Rocky getting low representation within the series? Well two things, Rocky represents recycling and conservation, two ideologies that don't exactly like up with the opinions and supporters of the police. Well, so what, only some think like this, what else is amiss? Well, Rocky is a "mix-breed pup," and what do cops perpetrate the most in their crimes? Racism.

The fact that they put this minority, obviously liberal "pup" in the least powerful position, and the obviously purebred police dog in the highest renown only proves this.

TL;DR don't support paw patrol and it's insidious agenda to promote police to our children.

Stay safe reditors!

          How exactly does one get p**sy while living at the white house as a teenage boy?

            How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

            Consider yourself #blocked

              So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

✔️You called me "Joe Cuckhold"

Twitter is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet.

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