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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


How exactly does one get p**sy while living at the white house as a teenage boy?

    How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

    Consider yourself #blocked

      So I've blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

✔️You called me "Joe Cuckhold"

Twitter is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet.

Pow.

      Kanye West’s pussy.

        Kanye West with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax every once in a while. His lips would be so silky. To see his clit, you’d have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.

        Reddit should start their own country.

          Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

          Wreck It Ralph is stupid

            I fucking hate wreck it Ralph. Stupid fucking asshole destroyed that little girls car alongside her hopes and dreams. He could have just fucking told her not to race but no he just destroys it. He could have fucking explained why she shouldn't have racee but no he fucking destroys her car. also his stupid Fucking outfit. It's so fucking pretentious. the fucking overalls what a fucking hillbilly. I want to fucking wreck hi shitty brick house he made. and he gets fucking jealous because she found a fucking friend. he's a fucking pedophile. I want to crush his stupid pedophile face in with a fucking hammer. he probably fucking watches people sleep. fuck you fucking fatass fucking pedophile wearing overalls big nose ass bitch.

            I also stray from any videos that depict someone elses dick because watching someone else fuck a female porn actress is inherently not heterosexual.

              I also stray from any videos that depict someone elses dick because watching someone else fuck a female porn actress is inherently not heterosexual, SPH is cucked. In general some of the porn video types are just bad.

I think the most degenerate video I saw on PH was a japanese high school foot gang starring 1 female dominated by 5 of her collegues. The setting is somewhat convincing as for how the janitor room looked like. And the expressions where convincing enough to make me question whether she wasn't actually forced by her collegues.