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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I want to bang the minecraft spider

    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the minecraft spider so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go mining I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the spider. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the spider's tight asshole. I want it to have my mutant human/spider babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors tarantula. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Xbox 360 I might not ever get to see spiders again.

    Hypothetical Scenario: Fartnite

      ok so you're laying on your bed playing Fortnite with your epic hot gamer girl gf, you've just won your fifth consecutive victory royale when she looks to you with a devious smile on her lips and says "Fortnite, more like Fartnite," before sitting on your face and letting out the biggest brap known to mankind.

      How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins

        How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins

At first this title will seem weird, but if you have ever taken a closer look at the fortnite anatomy you'll see that there are many contradictions to their body such as them not having visible fingernails (except nail polish) but having realistic feet and also not having nipples. Recently Epic also confirmed that Reproduction is canon in the fortnite universe by releasing the infamous outfit Kit who represents Meowscles son. This led to more questions on my part.

To end this confusion Epic Games should show us the fortnite anatomy in detail by giving us 1 male and 1 female skin without clothes and additionally release a video showcasing the reproduction peocess. This would not only benefit thus craving for lore but also erase the confusion many people like me have.

        I accidentally fucked my own ass with my big fat cock.

          I accidentally fucked my own ass with my big fat cock, does that make me gay? I was just taking a shower and slipped on my anal beads, my dick went right up my ass. As I was struggling to get it out I fell on my phone that was playing the gay porn I was watching, No homo, And my fat ass cracked the screen. And now i'm just sitting here questioning if i'm now gay.

          What does Weeaboo actually mean?

            Basically, a weeaboo is a specific variety of nerd who is overly devoted to Japanese pop culture. Their life is pretty much sustained on a diet of anime, manga, and video games, which can be a bit off-putting to others, to say the least. They can be seen using Japanese words incorrectly, dressing up like anime characters, and worshipping Japan without knowing anything about it outside what they’ve seen in anime.
IN SHORT, THEY'RE ANNOYING.
I have a dream that weebs and non-weebs can someday live together in harmony. In the words of a wise cat known as Meowth, “Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same instead of always looking at what’s different…well who knows?”

            True Patriotism

              Bruh I'm so patriotic, I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor said it may be pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his COMMIE mouth