Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.The first time I saw the photo known as "piggy poop balls" was September 2011. It was attached to a tweet with the unremarkable but soon-to-be-famous URL: http://imgur.com/5pXPI
There was something special about this particular gross photo — something different. Piggy poop balls transcends mere scatological humor. It's sublime. It's art. And it spread like wildfire.
Since then, this porcine sadsack with a potty problem has rarely left the collective consciousness of the internet. It has been viewed over 200,000 times, and is used as either as a catch-all punchline or placeholder for something funny, like a photo version of a Rick-roll for Twitter.COMMON COLORS: -White:Default
-Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.
-Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.
-Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.
-Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.
-Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.
UNCOMMON COLORS:
-Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.
-Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.
-Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.
-Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.
-Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.
-Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.
RARE COLORS:
-Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)
-Lime:Nut while eating something spicy
-Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.
-Teal:Nut inside a public restroom
-Mustard:Show your cock to another cock
-Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.
EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):
-Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it
-Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row
-Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times
-Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.
-Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects
-Pearl:Nut 2,500 times
-Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat
LEGENDARY COLORS:
-Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.
-Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum
The rest are unknown as of now.Yeah not true. Trump has a massive cock. I know this because.... I mean just look at how he’s always leaning forward. My president is packing so much heat he almost loses his balance sometimes. He probably tucks it up his shirt and tapes his massive fucking cum-filled balls back up his anal cavity. He’s so thick. I bet he uses all that grease to slide his ticking-time-bomb balls in and out of him and giving himself several anal orgasms in the process. No wonder every woman in government complains about him. They want his massive fucking member and they know they can’t get it because he only gives it to melania. He probably uses cushions and such to hide the massive bulge as well but sometimes I swear I can see his chest wet from all the pre cum he probably pumps out from all that friction.Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.