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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins

    How Epic Games could expand the lore and clarify Questions about Naked Skins

At first this title will seem weird, but if you have ever taken a closer look at the fortnite anatomy you'll see that there are many contradictions to their body such as them not having visible fingernails (except nail polish) but having realistic feet and also not having nipples. Recently Epic also confirmed that Reproduction is canon in the fortnite universe by releasing the infamous outfit Kit who represents Meowscles son. This led to more questions on my part.

To end this confusion Epic Games should show us the fortnite anatomy in detail by giving us 1 male and 1 female skin without clothes and additionally release a video showcasing the reproduction peocess. This would not only benefit thus craving for lore but also erase the confusion many people like me have.

    I accidentally fucked my own ass with my big fat cock.

      I accidentally fucked my own ass with my big fat cock, does that make me gay? I was just taking a shower and slipped on my anal beads, my dick went right up my ass. As I was struggling to get it out I fell on my phone that was playing the gay porn I was watching, No homo, And my fat ass cracked the screen. And now i'm just sitting here questioning if i'm now gay.

      What does Weeaboo actually mean?

        Basically, a weeaboo is a specific variety of nerd who is overly devoted to Japanese pop culture. Their life is pretty much sustained on a diet of anime, manga, and video games, which can be a bit off-putting to others, to say the least. They can be seen using Japanese words incorrectly, dressing up like anime characters, and worshipping Japan without knowing anything about it outside what they’ve seen in anime.
IN SHORT, THEY'RE ANNOYING.
I have a dream that weebs and non-weebs can someday live together in harmony. In the words of a wise cat known as Meowth, “Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same instead of always looking at what’s different…well who knows?”

        True Patriotism

          Bruh I'm so patriotic, I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor said it may be pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his COMMIE mouth

          If u suck your own dick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation?

            NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your dick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your dick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own dick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old dick. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

            Asking for a friend

              Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.