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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Colors of cum you can unlock: A guide to how to unlock them

    COMMON COLORS: -White:Default
    
    -Brown:Nut 10 times to unlock this color.
    
    -Gray:Nut 25 times to unlock this color.
    
    -Black:Nut 50 times to unlock this color.
    
    -Beige:Nut 75 times to unlock this color.
    
    -Maroon:Nut 100 times with the 100th nut being shot using the helicopter method.
    
    UNCOMMON COLORS:
    
    -Red:Get 25 nuts using the helicopter method.
    
    -Yellow:Shoot your cum to a distance of at least 15 feet away.
    
    -Blue:Jump up as you cum and land your cum inside a cup.
    
    -Green:Nut 10 times in a single jerking session to the same thing without stopping.
    
    -Orange:Nut while sick or having a headache.
    
    -Purple:Nut 125 times with the 125th nut being shot into a toilet using the sniping method.
    
    RARE COLORS:
    
    -Pink:Nut to something really weird(Does not count pedophiliac content,that is illegal and horrible and you will lose all progress and have your account terminated)
    
    -Lime:Nut while eating something spicy
    
    -Amber:Nut to a really old porn video from 1896.
    
    -Teal:Nut inside a public restroom
    
    -Mustard:Show your cock to another cock
    
    -Indigo:When caught masturbating,look at your assailant in the eyes.
    
    EPIC COLORS(PATTERNS BEGIN TO APPEAR HERE):
    
    -Ruby:Obtain a condom and nut inside it
    
    -Sapphire:Nut inside the ocean 4 times in a row
    
    -Emerald:Nut at school 35 times -Gold:Nut 2,000 times
    
    -Silver:Nut while shitting in the shower.
    
    -Diamond:Nut on 20 inanimate objects
    
    -Pearl:Nut 2,500 times
    
    -Platinum:Charge up your cum for 50 days and let it rip on day 50 on a toilet seat
    
    LEGENDARY COLORS:
    
    -Woodland MARPAT camoflauge:Nut while wearing the same colors as your surroundings at exactly 6:54 PM MST.
    
    -Bloodied:Have blood cum out instead of cum
    
    The rest are unknown as of now.

    Trump has a massive cock.

      Yeah not true. Trump has a massive cock. I know this because.... I mean just look at how he’s always leaning forward. My president is packing so much heat he almost loses his balance sometimes. He probably tucks it up his shirt and tapes his massive fucking cum-filled balls back up his anal cavity. He’s so thick. I bet he uses all that grease to slide his ticking-time-bomb balls in and out of him and giving himself several anal orgasms in the process. No wonder every woman in government complains about him. They want his massive fucking member and they know they can’t get it because he only gives it to melania. He probably uses cushions and such to hide the massive bulge as well but sometimes I swear I can see his chest wet from all the pre cum he probably pumps out from all that friction.

      All Star by Ben Shapiro

        Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
        
        This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
        
        For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.

        A legitimate post from r/Konosoba.

          Why did the lightnovel make Megumins panties white? Quite the contrast to how mature she usually speaks and wants to act.
          
          The Anime done it right. Black panties for Megumin are the right. White would just show immaturity. Well she still is immature, but she acts and speaks like she were mature.
          
          If I want to show off how mature I am, I would wear black. White panties would just be an admit that she is still a "child". So Megumin wouldn't admit that and wear black. Not white.
          
          Yes yes, I'm a pantsu philosopher.

          The ending of WWII was AWFUL

            So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.
            
            And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit!
            
            Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

            Hit or miss

              To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa