"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means Russia has the cheapest cry.
Whenever you point fingerguns at any person, they IMMEDIATELY orgasm.
Imagine geting robbed, and as you see the guy cock his gun, you pull out your finger guns. He asks "Pffft. Whats that gunna do?". But then, you make him bust the FATTEST nut of his life, making him unwillingly slump to the ground, from pure shock and pleasure. You begin to walk past the fallen robber, and notice a huge wet spot in his pants. Under your breath, you murmur, "Bullseye", as you stare down your incapacitated foe. What a day to be alive.
How among us promotes black genocide
Falsely accusing innocent black and brown crewmates
Since players can choose what colour they are, black and brown players can be falsely accused by wh*te players of being an imposter when they are actually innocent and unarmed. These accusations, mostly require no evidence
Among us is revolved around false accusations of black and brown players, which is extremely racist as it is the main element of the game
Ability to KILL innocent black and brown crewmates
Once voted out, black and brown crewmates will be KILLED instantly by suffocating in space. False accusations and mass murder? THIS IS BLACK GENOCIDE IN A VIDEOGAME
What you should do: STARTING TODAY
1. Delete among us if you still have it
2. Shame anyone who still plays it
3. Sign a lot of petitions to ban the game
4. Share this post with 5 friends
5. Yay black genocide is no more
This is FACTS.
As you may now, I do undercover work in videogames. I do this for one hour at a time, then have to have therapy for 6 months, then I can do another session, because of the vile things I see.
Also, since red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink and purple are also in this game, they ALSO get falsely accused. You know what these colors mean? This is obviously the LGBTQ+ FLAG!!! This game is HOMOPHOBIC!!!!
- Bob, Journalist
💅That nail-painting emoji enrages me to an unnecessary level. It's the epitome of sassy, entitled, bitchiness and I only ever see it used in that sense. "OMG just cheated on my man hahahaha fuck everyoneee 💅"
Fine sire, that quite the shapely shaft thou hast betwixt thine legs! Thine bollocks hangeth but a sliver to the east, with a perplexing bend, akin to the archways of camelot. Thou hast past the cock trifle quite eloquently, o knight of brettonia. But now the king craveth but a drop of thine heavenly juices! Royal fellatio shalt be administered sire!
I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, I got my first paycheck at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous quote: "some are more equal than others" from my favourite book, Animal Farm and is what got me thinking about this. We make money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work! I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think I've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialistic businesses practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labour. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxists bosses before, or any other advice??
