Whenever you point fingerguns at any person, they IMMEDIATELY orgasm.
Imagine geting robbed, and as you see the guy cock his gun, you pull out your finger guns. He asks "Pffft. Whats that gunna do?". But then, you make him bust the FATTEST nut of his life, making him unwillingly slump to the ground, from pure shock and pleasure. You begin to walk past the fallen robber, and notice a huge wet spot in his pants. Under your breath, you murmur, "Bullseye", as you stare down your incapacitated foe. What a day to be alive.
How among us promotes black genocide
Falsely accusing innocent black and brown crewmates
Since players can choose what colour they are, black and brown players can be falsely accused by wh*te players of being an imposter when they are actually innocent and unarmed. These accusations, mostly require no evidence
Among us is revolved around false accusations of black and brown players, which is extremely racist as it is the main element of the game
Ability to KILL innocent black and brown crewmates
Once voted out, black and brown crewmates will be KILLED instantly by suffocating in space. False accusations and mass murder? THIS IS BLACK GENOCIDE IN A VIDEOGAME
What you should do: STARTING TODAY
1. Delete among us if you still have it
2. Shame anyone who still plays it
3. Sign a lot of petitions to ban the game
4. Share this post with 5 friends
5. Yay black genocide is no more
This is FACTS.
As you may now, I do undercover work in videogames. I do this for one hour at a time, then have to have therapy for 6 months, then I can do another session, because of the vile things I see.
Also, since red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink and purple are also in this game, they ALSO get falsely accused. You know what these colors mean? This is obviously the LGBTQ+ FLAG!!! This game is HOMOPHOBIC!!!!
- Bob, Journalist
💅That nail-painting emoji enrages me to an unnecessary level. It's the epitome of sassy, entitled, bitchiness and I only ever see it used in that sense. "OMG just cheated on my man hahahaha fuck everyoneee 💅"
Fine sire, that quite the shapely shaft thou hast betwixt thine legs! Thine bollocks hangeth but a sliver to the east, with a perplexing bend, akin to the archways of camelot. Thou hast past the cock trifle quite eloquently, o knight of brettonia. But now the king craveth but a drop of thine heavenly juices! Royal fellatio shalt be administered sire!
I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, I got my first paycheck at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous quote: "some are more equal than others" from my favourite book, Animal Farm and is what got me thinking about this. We make money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work! I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think I've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialistic businesses practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labour. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxists bosses before, or any other advice??
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
