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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Padme isn’t a pedophile

    Padme makes my pp feel weird
    So listen. Hear me out. When Padme and Anakin met, they were both underage: Anakin at 9 and Padme at 14. Still a questionable relationship, but not illegal or statutory rape. Furthermore, they were separated soon after meeting, as Padme went back to Naboo and Anakin became a padawan under Obi Wan. While it was obvious that Anakin was in love in episode 1, it's not really suggested that Padme was yet having sexual thoughts about Anakin. They did not meet again until episode 2, where they were both above age 18. Only then do we see Padme falling in love with Anakin. So, in conclusion, it's reasonable to assume that they never had sex until episode 2 and Padme is definitively not a pedophile.
    
    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

    Serious game breaking bug in Cyberpunk 2077

      you can't even change your ass size in this game smh
      This game is so buggy that even the character creator is broken
      
      I heard that the game had some bugs but I wasn’t expecting them to hurt my experience so quickly. I was making my character and I got to the genitals option and gave my character a penis. I scrolled through the size option and noticed a game breaking bug. The labels are wrong for the penises. I gave my character what was labeled as “small penis” and was surprised to find that it was way bigger than my real penis. This is a serious game breaking bug and CD Project Red needs to make fixing this issue it’s number one priority.

      Guys, I’m literally detecting seismic activity.

        That perfect chiseled body. Those bountiful hills.
        Guys, I’m literally detecting seismic activity. I never wanted to rock with anyone more than I want to with Carl. That perfect, chiseled body. Those bountiful hills. The majestic mountains of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never rock with him, pass my sediment through him, and have him birth a set of perfect hot springs. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Carl’s rocks off. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.

        Why do people hate furries so much?

          I was targeted for being a furry
          I’ve been a part of the fandom for years now, so I’m used to hate online, but it’s gotten to the point where it has become unbearable. I own a popular TikTok account where I post furry art, and I have been repeatedly told to kill myself by trolls on the app. Recently, I’ve even faced harassment in real life. This last weekend, I was at the park with some friends roleplaying. I was wearing my German Shepard dog fur suit and roleplaying as a puppy, playing fetch with my friends and chasing the other dogs. Soon, a woman came to our group and began verbally harassing us. I was extremely scared, so I apologized to her. She returned to her bench but continued to watch us from afar. After she saw me lift my leg and urinate in a bush, she called the police. An officer responded to the call and I was issued an ordinance violation. I’m still extremely shaken from the experience and I feel like I was targeted for being a furry. I just don’t understand why furries are treated so much worse than members of other fandoms.

          POV: YandereDev takes you on a date to Pizza Hut

            Yandere dev and the legendary chalice
            Hah uhm- You look absolutely stunning tonight - I just thought I'd let you know that haha... so uh- what do you like to do- in your free time? Yeah I'm actually a- I'm actually a game developer, I've been making this game- it's called yandere simulator an-and a- and it's gotten a pretty - big following on the internet... uh- so basically in this game you play as - a yandere who - it's-it's a japanese term for a girl who loves her senpai so wha- senpai, it-it's a direct translation of upperclassmen, it's a term you would use in school, a-anyways, it's been kind of westernized as this term for - y'know a girls crushy calls him "senpai, senpai!" and uhm, hehe, so uh - you have your senpai and you have to eliminate any op- you have to eliminate- hah... ah- like, anything - anyone standing in-- mumbling sounds uhm... haha..- haha- I-I think our guy is coming... What's up guys welcome to pizza hut you guys ready to order? I'll take uhh, I'll take the breadsticks. Alright breadsticks anything else? What do you want beautiful? You don't want anything? That's fine. She'll uh- she'll share the breadsticks with me- Alright man i'll be back in a moment thank very much! Thank you- Really don't want anything? That's fine. I'll let you share your breadsticks with me- excuse me, I'll let you take some of my breadsticks haha... tongue clack I just wanna say um... inhale you look absolutely stuning tonight. Your eyes they're so- they're so beautiful... I... I think I love you...

            the penis is 2.19% of an adult male’s volume

              so 50 penises = 1 adult male?
              The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inchesNext I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.
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              ok some of the maths is wrong let's fix that
              
              The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches, which is 0.0001592823m³. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be 0.071065989847 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, this means the penis is 0.224132950716% of an adult male's volume.