I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole.
If were being realistic here Kendrick probably has a decent sized penis of 5-7 inches. Because height usually correlates with penis size we can infer that Kendrick most likely doesn't have a 9 inch pinch. However, on the song for free Kendrick says matter of fact its 9 inches, but Kendrick could be capping. Also, darker skinned people normally have bigger penises and because Kendrick is one of those darker skinned individuals he could indeed have a 9 incher. But because Kendrick is kind of short and as I said before height size correlates with dick size this is why I believe Kendrick probably has a penis of 5-7 inches.
Today we will be learning about bruh momentum.
Now before understanding bruh momentum you must first understand what a bruh moment is. A bruh moment is a moment enlisting such a strong emotional reaction from a person that they can only react with “bruh”.
Now, how large or small that bruh is will determine the bruh mass. For example, Karen taking the kids will carry a much larger bruh mass than when your pizza rolls are not finished. This is represented with M.
How fast this situation hits you will determine its bruh velocity. This is represented with V.
Now if you put this together you can find the bruh momentum by multiplying the bruh mass by the bruh velocity. This is represented by P.
Try it: P=MV
I too fuck airplanes, I just couldn't resist the sexy curves of the fuselage. The way she purrs at me everytime I crank that engine. She pretends to accidentally spill engine oil all over her so I would lick it off of her hot steaming body. When we both juul together and exchange smokes through kissies mmmm so hot. I just came 10 times typing this out
I sexually Identify as the sun. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throughout the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusion-phobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
No, it's not gay to draw girls with dicks. In fact, it is the only proper way to draw girls. Let me explain. In medieval heraldic tradition, to draw an animal without a penis, or "pizzle" as they called them, was considered a great offense. A large, erect penis symbolized strength and valor. The larger the penis, the more honorable the animal. In fact, in 1579, when a depiction of the coat of arms of Appenzell was printed in Saint Gallen with the bear on the arms missing the pizzle, Appenzell almost declared war. In more recent times, when the Swedish Nordic Battlegroup removed the pizzle from their lion to not offend people, the herald who designed the original coat of arms was greatly insulted. He said that the army didn't understand heraldry, and that coats of arms with lions without penises were historically given to people who betrayed the Swedish Crown. This is why I draw girls with dicks. It's not a fetish, it's because I respect women and don't want to depict them as traitors or cowards. When you think about it, if you ever draw a girl without a large, erect penis, you are actually making subtle misogynistic implications.
