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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Extreme Destroy Dick December

    goodluck bois
    hey 🅱itch 🐶, no 🙅 nut 🥜 november 📅 is finally 😏 over 😫, time ⏰ to release 😋 all those hard-earned 💸 🤑 cummies 🍆 💦 💦 now at destroy 🔨 dick 🍆 december 😩!! the rules 👌 are simple, 1st ☝ day, nut once 🍆 💦, 2nd ✌ day, nut twice 🍆 💦 💦, all the way 🏃 till december 31 📅 where 🤷‍♀️ you nut 🥜 31 times 🍆 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 in a day 😩 😩, which is 🤔 a total 🏷 of 3️⃣1️⃣ nuts 😱. get your 👈 1️⃣ong 5️⃣chlong outta your thong 👀 and 😎 get 🤗 stroking ✊ 🍆 💦 😋!!!
    allow me to explain.

Normal Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date. So on the 1st December you nut once, 2nd December you nut twice, etc. You may have heard of other, harder versions such as adding the dates up, so day one is 1, day two is 1 + 2, etc. But extreme Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes. Maybe possible if you've taken copious amounts of every stimulant drug on the planet.

Day 7 is where you have to start rejecting your humanity. 7! = 5040. 5040 / 24 = 210. 210 / 60 = 3.5. 60 / 3.5 is about 17, so that's nutting once every 17 seconds.

Day 8, oh god please stop. 8! is 40320, that divided over 24 hours is 1680 times per hour. that / 60 is 28 times per minute. Per fucking minute. So once every ~2.1 seconds, you have to nut. This is getting insane.

You can see the pattern here. By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22 x 10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43 x 10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71 x 10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52 x 10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated, i'm done with this

    Japanese pixelation

      its minecraft texture mod mom
      Man, it's a real challenge. We should have the utmost respect for those people and what they deal with. First time I tried to go down on my Japanese girlfriend, I couldn't find anything in all that pixelation. I tried and tried, but either I came away with a mouthful of pubes, or a tongue a few shades too brown. We decided, right, let's take it back to basics, this'll work—went in for the insertion, but she squealed in a pained rage as I hit the tighter cave trying to navigate through that pixel maze. And to my horror, it's contagious! I haven't seen my dick unpixelated in nearly five years now. Respect the Japanese—it's a marvel that they've come this far with this terrible affliction.

      Vsauce on why we should hunt down furries

        furries currently have natural predators
        Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Long pause.
 
In the early days of man, wolves were the primary predators of deer. As humans became more numerous and killed off the wolves, the deer population was left unchecked, leaving the deer to multiply and wreak havoc on the ecosystem.
 
People then had to become the top predator, keeping the deer from spreading and keeping them healthy as a species as well. Hunting became a respected pastime with a whole community growing to enjoy being the caretakers of these deer.
 
Now, I had a thought, and idea.  The furry population, (you know, the ones who dress up as animals) has become more numerous and toxic in recent years. Likening them to the unchecked deer population, I began my own experiment.
 
I got my hunting rifle and began to hunt furries. This was for the benefit of all people, including the furries themselves, as diseases will no longer run rampant among them if enough are culled.
 
Apparently, this was surprisingly frowned upon by the general public officials, and I was subsequently arrested. Why is it that doing such a service to the society as a whole was thought of as 'bad'?
 
While I serve my time, I would like to call you all to action, and continue being the hunters of furries, who currently have no natural predators. They need help, and so does the environment.
 
That's all for now. Vsauce out.

        In Defense Of C&BT

          Why do people enjoy cock and ball torture? The act of intentionally or accidentally bringing pain upon the male genitals is typically a thought that people wince at with great force. However, there is a reason why this is an enjoyable experience. One rooted in the most important of sciences. Physics. Take, for example, a bottle of Tobasco Sauce. If one where to move the bottle up and down in a motion reminiscent to the one used during male self-stimulation it typically results in a moderate amount of sauce exiting the bottle. If struck hard on the bottom, however, a large amount will spurt out. Should this be done with the name genitals, turning them upside down and then striking the bottom of the scrotum with moderate to immense force, this will result in a large amount of seed to be ejected from the penis due to the energy being transferred from the palm of the hand to genitals. Therefore, because of physics and the transfer of energy from palm to the genitals, cock and ball torture is a scientifically pleasurable experience.

          Hentai is more ethical than live-action porn.

            Hentai is much more ethical than "normal", live-action porn. No human trafficking, no drug addictions, no STDs. Live-action porn is imperfect by definition; it stars humans, and one of the defining traits of humanity is imperfectness. Hentai, on the other hand, is much closer to perfection; it does not include any unwanted elements that are always present in people. Still the majority of people view hentai as sick or weird, even though it is much closer to perfection than live-action porn. The usual arguments against hentai are ones about the weirdness of being attracted and aroused at drawings. This is of no argumental value as it plays on the majority-ruled and zeitgeist dependent notion of "weirdness". What's weird is not universal; people of different cultural backgrounds may view things that other cultures do as sick or weird. In fact, it is much more abnormal to not be aroused by hentai, as hentai is the crystallization, the minimalistic arrangement of arousing qualities stripped of everything unnecessary. It is much more abnormal to not be aroused at these qualities that chosen specifically to arouse, than it is to be aroused at a random arrangement of genes transformed by random events through life. The same points also apply to virtual idols and singers such as Hatsune Miku and others like her. The inevitable impossibility of ever having physical contact with Hatsune Miku is no different from real singers; you as a normal person will most likely never touch her, the star.

            I beat a child.

              F for my homie, he dead 
              I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole.