The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inchesNext I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.
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The average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches, which is 0.0001592823m³. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be 0.071065989847 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, this means the penis is 0.224132950716% of an adult male's volume.
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So like, in the beginning it was all dark and a weird af Earth and He was like: "sksksks this darkness ain't shit sister 🙄😤" So He made some light; Then He was like "Oop time to split it🤪" then he called the darkness "night", and the light "day" and it fitted into his aesthetic.
And He made sky in the wet Earth and was like: "Let's name it heaven because 🤠 why not?" Also He made the evening and morning or something idk smh.
He made land and the seas and was like "The dry is land and the wet is seas 😇💅". Oh and He made some plants and grass to make it green because 🌠Aesthetic🌠
So He made some light in the skies so to make seasons, days or something idk. He made it so to have a really hot rad light in the morning and like super aesthetic beautiful lights for night.
And the next day, God was like: " Hey lets put some bitches in the sea and make them happy uwu" and He did. And he stanned it so much that the next day He made some bitches in the land.
God was like "Something's missing 🤔" and He was like, "Oop- how about Man :0" and He did. And Man was destined to rule over Man. But Man was sad because they have no compatible partner. So God was like: "Sksksks k imma get your rib while you sleep so I can make a woman sksksk" And He did. And Man (Adam) and Woman (Eve) was happy.
And he was like: "Omg yasss so good xD"
God said to the peeps to not eat the forbidden fruit but Eve got tempted by Satan (Fucking bitch 🙄😤) and Eve was like "This edible taste like finna shit" so she went to Adam he was like: "nO-" then he took a bit. Then they turned into smartasses and hid because they were naked. And God was like "These bitches ain't shit :/" and kicked them out lmaoo
I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).
The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.
My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.
He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.
So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
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You know how some people say that math is “mental abuse to humans”? Well, lemme tell you one thing: “Math” is an abbreviation for “mathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for “except mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, you’re not truly intelligent or cool! You’re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Don’t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
What happened next might seem like it happened over a long time however all of these events only occurred in 6 milliseconds. FIRST all men in the world simultaneously ejaculated a jet stream of cum causing mass floods all over the world. SECOND All of the women in the world simultaneously and spontaneously combusted and ceased to exist. THIRD Pokimane became the queen of the world, and was given the key to earth, and all males had to bow down to her. FOURTH Pokimane made sure all the males in the entire world would impregnate her. FIFTH The earths population rose back to 7.8 billion, every single person of the female gender was an essential copy of Pokimane. And that is how 2020 would end.
