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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Make the Ender Dragon less hot

    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.

    dear gay people, how do you wipe your ass?

      That's what friends are for
      dear gay people. how do you wipe your ass? i know this might sound dumb but do gay people wipe their ass the same way we do? i heard they like putting things in their ass so do they like get turned on when the toilet paper goes in? what about the poop? do they get turned in when they poop because it feels like a penis? they are both oblong cylinders afterall. but what if they are actually being better at wiping their ass because they have some sort of advanced technique that is straight people can’t use because it’s too gay. do they like wrap their finger in toilet paper and finger out all of the poop? i really hate wiping so maybe i could convert to gay to use these advanced techniques. what do you guys think? and if there is any homosexuals here please tell me how you wipe your ass while being gay.

      Undeniable Evidence that Big Chungus will be real on April 9th 2021

        Chungus is a meme featuring a chunky version of the cartoon character Bugs Bunny
        I am a top level Chungoloist, and I have concluded with absolute certainty that Big Chungus himself shall enter into existence at 2:31 PM this April 9th. I have found this out using MATH.
        
        Let’s dissect this piece by piece.
        
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        2021
        
        Big Chungus has 2 words, consisting of 10 letters, we know that 2 x 10 = 20, so this is how we get 20 in ‘20’21
        
        The word “Chungus” was first found online around December 2012, 12 reversed is how we get the 21 in 20’21
        
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        2:31 PM
        
        Big Chungus is two words, this is how we get the hour
        
        It has been roughly 3 years since Big Chungus became a meme, this is how we get the half-hour
        
        Big Chungus is one rabbit, this is how we get the exact minute.
        
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        April 9th
        
        How do we know that it will happen on April 9th exactly? I will tell you using simple counting. Bugs Bunny is the official name of the non-large version of Big Chungus.
        
        B U G S B U N N Y 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
        
        Bugs, the first name of non-large Chungus, is 4 letters, Bugs Bunny, the full name of non-large Chungus is 9 letters in total, this is how we get 4/9. 4/9 is the date form of April 9th
        
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        Conclusion
        
        This is the undeniable evidence that Big Chungus will become real on April 9th, 2021 at exactly 2:31 PM
        
        Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

        Imagine instead of kpop it was…

          imagine being able to imagine
          imagine instead of kpop it was rpop and it’s from Russia and you had girls all over twitter being like “Stream Я какала вщтань” and posting pictures going “OMG lvonovativich looks so CUTE”
          imagine if instead of kpop it was dpop and it's from germany and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Donau­dampf­schiffahrts­elektrizitäten­haupt­betriebs­werk­bau­unter­beamten­gesellschaft" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Rudolf looks so CUTE"
          imagine if instead of kpop it was bpop and it's from Brazil and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Comi o cu de quem tá lendo" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Ayrton looks so CUTE"

          Basically every PragerU Video

            Donuts, the most famous baked good. They represent everything good & pure about this fine nation. but like most things, the Left is trying to ruin donuts by forcing their progressive values upon them. these days, donut shops are selling donuts with rainbow frosting, clearly in support of LGBT Pride. while there's nothing necessarily wrong with the LGBT Community, people should be allowed to buy donuts without having a left-wing, progressive agenda forced down their throat. the Left isn't just ruining donuts, over the years, more and more products have been sold in support of Gay Pride, from various other baked goods such as cake or cookies, to clothing, to even art. If you're still not convinced, on days after it rains, there's a rainbow in the sky, showing that the Left's influence is so strong, that even the Lord God himself has abandoned his Judeo-Christian values in favor of pandering to a Leftist Society. Things have gotten so bad, that when I use the mist setting on my garden hose, it too produces a rainbow. I haven't left my house in two weeks, and while my vegetable garden is slowly dying as we speak. It's better off my tomatoes quiver and die than succumb to the Leftist agenda. Now you may wonder why the Left wants to spread this agenda? Well it's because they're after this delicious boy pussy, but, they can't have it. I'm Dennis Prager.

            Penis size should be a volumetric measurement

              How many venus penis points is your penis though?
              Penis size should be a volumetric measurement
              
              Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing penis size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.
              
              I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of penis size as Venus penis points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this.
              
              The new methodology of measuring penis should be as followed;
              
              1. The penis is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.
              
              2. The volume of liquid displaced should equal penis volume.
              
              3. Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced penis water = 1 Venus penis point.
              
              Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of penis size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate penises worldwide.