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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Who else pretends their penis is a gear shift lever on a manual car when their penis gets hard randomly in bed?

    now THIS is TOP GEAR
    Who else pretends their penis is a gear shift lever when it gets hard and pretends to shift from Reverse to 1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, 4th gear, and finally 5th gear?

Usually when my penis gets hard I’d just masturbate it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets cum all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.

Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.

I seriously hope I’m not the only one.

WARNING: YOU IT’S EASY TO HURT YOUR PENIS WHILE PRETENDING IT’S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. REPLICATE THIS PRACTICE ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

    I want to bang the Jackie Chan Cookie

      Jackie chan cookie do be turning me on 
      Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Jackie Chan Cookie so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Facebook I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Jackie Chan Cookie. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Jackie Chan Cookie tight chocolate chip pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/cookie babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors oven. I'd baked cookies in it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Jackie Chan Cookie again.

      I can’t comprehend a vagina

        What a deep and provoking thought
        A gap between the thighs, emptiness. A blank space where there should be something to fill the void, but there's nothing.

Then a slit as if someone snipped the flesh with scissors. This gooey mess once it's widened just a little bit. It looks painful and infected, flesh rubbing on flesh, a mouth without teeth.

I don't understand it but something deep in me desires it and wants nothing more than to taste and touch it with every sensory instrument I own.

        I fucked my hamster to death, am i a psychopath?

          This pasta is actually cursed
          Basically i was fucking my hamster, like i usually do, but i forgot to pull out. the hamster had cum leaking from it's eyes and mouth. then it exploded. i felt no remorse. am i a psychopath?

          I hate white people

            I hate white people

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Where’s my adoring twitter following?

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            Twitch needs an option to block female streamers

              They hated him for he spoke the truth
              Twitch needs a option where you can block female streamers from your recommended.
I just want to watch Fallout streams man. I'm not trying to bust a nut to cat maid cosplay girls.
I got no problem with females. I just don't want to see a girl wearing a maid outfit trying to show me upskirt in my recommended.
I've blocked 108 of them, and there's just more and more.
I've been trying to get it to stop, but it never ends.
I just want to watch a fallout stream without being recommended some chick trying to milk a click out of me.

Look. Maybe no blocking females.. Just a filter to block anyone with a webcam? Can I at least have that mercy? These girls can pretty much kill a virgin