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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Instead of saying ACAB

    When the cops are sus 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
    Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world, regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).

    Capitalism ruined cum

      How do people come up with stuff like this?
      The taste of cum has been ruined by capitalist diets. Garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, meat, dairy products, alcohol, tobacco and other drugs are all known to make cum taste worse. Celery, parsley, wheatgrass, cinnamon, nutmeg, pineapple, papaya, and oranges are known to improve sperm taste. Proper hygiene, hydration, and regular exercise all contribute to better taste as well. It is well-tracked that consumption of fruits decreased, exercise decreased, and increased use of alcohol/tobacco/drugs: all done in large part by capital-driven forces. The focus on meat instead of more sustainable fruit and vegetable farming, the rise in sedentary and automotive (instead of pedestrian) life, and marketing of alcohol/tobacco/etc. all worsened the taste of cum- not just through poor diets/lifestyle but even down to available testosterone and sperm motility. Capitalism is literally emasculating. Please let there be more socialist dick in this world.

      Shrek is love. Shrek is life

        Shrek is love. Shrek is live.
        I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

        Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin

          10 kills = childbirth wipe out tomato town = 1 child
          I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏

          Did you know that spiders cannot physically die of natural causes?

            Apparently ancient spiders has tails. Ok...
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            Did you know that spiders cannot physically die of natural causes? If kept safe, a spider can continue to live and. grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time. In fact, in China there exists a collection of 'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago during the height of the Mang-Tsun dynasty.

            Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell.

              I'm convinced
              Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.