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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I can’t comprehend a vagina

    What a deep and provoking thought
    A gap between the thighs, emptiness. A blank space where there should be something to fill the void, but there's nothing.
    
    Then a slit as if someone snipped the flesh with scissors. This gooey mess once it's widened just a little bit. It looks painful and infected, flesh rubbing on flesh, a mouth without teeth.
    
    I don't understand it but something deep in me desires it and wants nothing more than to taste and touch it with every sensory instrument I own.

    I fucked my hamster to death, am i a psychopath?

      This pasta is actually cursed
      Basically i was fucking my hamster, like i usually do, but i forgot to pull out. the hamster had cum leaking from it's eyes and mouth. then it exploded. i felt no remorse. am i a psychopath?

      I hate white people

        I hate white people
        
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        Where’s my adoring twitter following?
        
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        Twitch needs an option to block female streamers

          They hated him for he spoke the truth
          Twitch needs a option where you can block female streamers from your recommended.
          I just want to watch Fallout streams man. I'm not trying to bust a nut to cat maid cosplay girls.
          I got no problem with females. I just don't want to see a girl wearing a maid outfit trying to show me upskirt in my recommended.
          I've blocked 108 of them, and there's just more and more.
          I've been trying to get it to stop, but it never ends.
          I just want to watch a fallout stream without being recommended some chick trying to milk a click out of me.
          
          Look. Maybe no blocking females.. Just a filter to block anyone with a webcam? Can I at least have that mercy? These girls can pretty much kill a virgin

          Penis

            NTA. Your penis, your rules.
            If my penis gets hard and decides that it wants sex but I don't, am I still required to have sex anyway? If that violates my consent, does that mean my penis is raping me? And on the flip side, if I violate my penis rights by using viagra, does that mean I'm raping my own penis?

            Why I think Female looking Pokémons ment and designed for pornography

              Catch-n-Smash em ALL!
              "Gotta catch 'em all!" That's the popular sentence that most pokémon fans say. But for me, it's "Catch-n-Smash 'em All!". in-order to make Pokémon fans still happy with the Pokémon games. The Pokémon Company always have to make Sexy Mommy milkers looking pokémon to make the fans happy. Because Once the Hot Pokémon Enter the eyes. It gives a memetic effect that has a chance to make the subject who views it sexually attracted to it.
              
              The Pokémon Company THEMSELVES know that the fans are already sexually attracted to some pokémons. Like gardevoir or lopunny. And they still make hotter looking ones. Like cinderace and goodra. Like many other things on the internet. People make weird fricking fetishes. like vore. Which is the sexual practice of swallowing something alive. Even tho it's not possible in real life. Thus. The pokémon company HAD a reason to make the female-looking pokémons sexy. Because all of the weird crap that exist on the internet
              
              Also. Lopunny's design clearly makes "her" sexy. Even tho "she" is not an erotic character. The people who designed "her" clearly saw some pornography before. The proof is "her" juicy hips. People would try to have sexual pleasure with it. Since "her" hips are really REALLY wide.
              
              Also. Since the face-sitting fetish exists. Probably before the internet came in. Goodra is PERFECT for it. "Her" giant butt Is meant for it. Not also "she" is fat. Having sexual pleasure with "Her" Is clearly the perfect thing that exists in this big universe. "Her" farts are probably really attracting. Since "she" is big, slimy and fat. and of course. Thick
              
              Now for Cinderace. Lopunny's Best sexual friend. Cinderace's Foots Are pretty much great for foot fetish. "Her" Feet are really long and big. If you put "her" feet in your mouth. It's probably the tastiest thing in the world. Tickling "her" feet is pretty much fun for her and yourself. "Her" Feet smells like rose or even better.
              
              And now. for the most overrated one. Gardevoir. The queen of pokémons. Her mouth is probably the perfect thing for kissing. "She" would try to also kiss you if you would try to date "her". "Her" Lips feel like chewing a steak. Not only that. "Her" tongue is extremely flexible and long. And will dominate you in a tongue fight. Her moans sound really satisfying also.
              
              And that's pretty much it. You guys probably will call me a coomer but trust me. If pokémon was real. There would be a lot of human-pokémon hybrid organism. Anyways. I'll rather have a pokémon wife instead of a human one. smh