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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I hate white people

    I hate white people

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Where’s my adoring twitter following?

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    Twitch needs an option to block female streamers

      They hated him for he spoke the truth
      Twitch needs a option where you can block female streamers from your recommended.
I just want to watch Fallout streams man. I'm not trying to bust a nut to cat maid cosplay girls.
I got no problem with females. I just don't want to see a girl wearing a maid outfit trying to show me upskirt in my recommended.
I've blocked 108 of them, and there's just more and more.
I've been trying to get it to stop, but it never ends.
I just want to watch a fallout stream without being recommended some chick trying to milk a click out of me.

Look. Maybe no blocking females.. Just a filter to block anyone with a webcam? Can I at least have that mercy? These girls can pretty much kill a virgin

      Penis

        NTA. Your penis, your rules.
        If my penis gets hard and decides that it wants sex but I don't, am I still required to have sex anyway? If that violates my consent, does that mean my penis is raping me? And on the flip side, if I violate my penis rights by using viagra, does that mean I'm raping my own penis?

        Why I think Female looking Pokémons ment and designed for pornography

          Catch-n-Smash em ALL!
          "Gotta catch 'em all!" That's the popular sentence that most pokémon fans say. But for me, it's "Catch-n-Smash 'em All!". in-order to make Pokémon fans still happy with the Pokémon games. The Pokémon Company always have to make Sexy Mommy milkers looking pokémon to make the fans happy. Because Once the Hot Pokémon Enter the eyes. It gives a memetic effect that has a chance to make the subject who views it sexually attracted to it.

The Pokémon Company THEMSELVES know that the fans are already sexually attracted to some pokémons. Like gardevoir or lopunny. And they still make hotter looking ones. Like cinderace and goodra. Like many other things on the internet. People make weird fricking fetishes. like vore. Which is the sexual practice of swallowing something alive. Even tho it's not possible in real life. Thus. The pokémon company HAD a reason to make the female-looking pokémons sexy. Because all of the weird crap that exist on the internet

Also. Lopunny's design clearly makes "her" sexy. Even tho "she" is not an erotic character. The people who designed "her" clearly saw some pornography before. The proof is "her" juicy hips. People would try to have sexual pleasure with it. Since "her" hips are really REALLY wide.

Also. Since the face-sitting fetish exists. Probably before the internet came in. Goodra is PERFECT for it. "Her" giant butt Is meant for it. Not also "she" is fat. Having sexual pleasure with "Her" Is clearly the perfect thing that exists in this big universe. "Her" farts are probably really attracting. Since "she" is big, slimy and fat. and of course. Thick

Now for Cinderace. Lopunny's Best sexual friend. Cinderace's Foots Are pretty much great for foot fetish. "Her" Feet are really long and big. If you put "her" feet in your mouth. It's probably the tastiest thing in the world. Tickling "her" feet is pretty much fun for her and yourself. "Her" Feet smells like rose or even better.

And now. for the most overrated one. Gardevoir. The queen of pokémons. Her mouth is probably the perfect thing for kissing. "She" would try to also kiss you if you would try to date "her". "Her" Lips feel like chewing a steak. Not only that. "Her" tongue is extremely flexible and long. And will dominate you in a tongue fight. Her moans sound really satisfying also.

And that's pretty much it. You guys probably will call me a coomer but trust me. If pokémon was real. There would be a lot of human-pokémon hybrid organism. Anyways. I'll rather have a pokémon wife instead of a human one. smh

          The Cyberpunk 2077 Penis Customization is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

            2020 ended with another disappointment
            To give yourself an average sized penis is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To give yourself an average size penis is objectively right. There are no situations other than kinky ass porn in which a person chooses to either have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to have a Mandingo BBC or a micro dick. Therefore the penis customization presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for having a micro dick, no one will fine you or kill you for having a Mandingo BBC, you gain nothing by having an average sized dick. You must give yourself an average sized dick out of the goodness of your own heart. You must give yourself an average sized dick because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The size of your character's penis is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

            Padme isn’t a pedophile

              Padme makes my pp feel weird 
              So listen. Hear me out. When Padme and Anakin met, they were both underage: Anakin at 9 and Padme at 14. Still a questionable relationship, but not illegal or statutory rape. Furthermore, they were separated soon after meeting, as Padme went back to Naboo and Anakin became a padawan under Obi Wan. While it was obvious that Anakin was in love in episode 1, it's not really suggested that Padme was yet having sexual thoughts about Anakin. They did not meet again until episode 2, where they were both above age 18. Only then do we see Padme falling in love with Anakin. So, in conclusion, it's reasonable to assume that they never had sex until episode 2 and Padme is definitively not a pedophile.

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