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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


*shits cutely*

    I came
    Want to go out shopping, senpai? *shits pants cutely* Hee hee! *shits out organs adorably* Oopsie! *shit drips down leg softly* UWU it's so warm 0///0 *licks a little bit of poop* tasty!! hehe u///u *burps cutely, a little puke coming out* Uh oh!! OwO *shits through panties cutely, tearing them* Oopsie! I made a little accident hehe. w-wait... where did senpai go? *cries, tears mixing with diarrhea* waaaa! *a pool of puke, shit and tears forms cutely*

    Can I get my dick sucked by a tornado?

      Only one way to find out...
      If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
      
      And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?

      How to commit all 7 deadly sins at once.

        Hell any% speedrun
        If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.

        Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

          I would be pretty pissed...
          Imagine being Bill Gates right now.
          You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education.
          Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will..
          Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live.
          You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villian antichrist because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.

          John Green

            As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

            War Thunder

              imagine "having fun" playing War Thunder
              It's not that the game is addicting, it's just that there are no decent alternatives.
              
              War Thunder is basically the intellectual version of the FPS games that all the stupid children and mongoloid brains play. Instead of just being based purely on twitch "skills" which require as much intellectual ability as closing popup spam windows, in War Thunder you have to use at least some tactics and strategy. FPS games are like playing Pong on high speed. War Thunder is like playing chess.
              
              The art of gaming is simply dead for big brains. 20 years ago there were tons of games that required brainpower because PC gaming back then was by nerds and for nerds, but then the corporate suits took over and were like "broaden the appeal to we can make more sales" so everything got dumbed down to the lowest common denominator.
              
              My GF asked me if I was "having fun" playing War Thunder, and I looked at her like she was a fucking retard to even consider that sentence a valid question. I don't have FUN playing War Thunder. This game routinely pisses me off and makes me rage. However, when I stomp the entire enemy team and crush them so utterly I can hear the lamentations of their mothers, I feel satisfaction.
              
              I spent weeks grinding for Operation Winter. The vikings had a word for this. They called it Valhalla. Endless war. Endless combat. Knowing only victory and death. Bathing in the blood of your enemies. You get 15 kills and bask in glory and rewards, and think: what should I do now? Should I get in my Honda Fit and tour the local strip mall for my Triumph? Should I microwave some tendies and throw myself a great Feast? But there is only one option. There is only ever one option. To Battle!
              
              Various cultures have alternatively described the gameplay loop of War Thunder as their vision of Heaven or Hell. It is both.