Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
she said "there is no such thing as dreamgender rebecca, those things you watch and read online aren't healthy for you so i've decided you're no longer allowed to use the internet"
i got so mad and sad and frustraded, i couldn't believe my OWN MOTHER was a racist nazi dreamphobe homophobe, so i grabbed my kitchen knife and beheaded her islam style, then i necro skullfucked her with my girl dick
As you may be aware, LGBTQQIP2SAAA is an all inclusive acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Pansexual, Two-Spirit (2S), Androgynous, Asexual and Allies. However, this is not all inclusive at all because it omits an S for Straight people like me.
And before you say "Ally covers straight people", please know that I can't be an ally because I hate gays. I'm straight and I don't agree with any of this, but I should be a part of the rainbow
SpongeBob is asexual
No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff
He’s a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually
So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster.
Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.
I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".
bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande
firstly minecraft steve is sexy as fuck why are you not attracted to him, secondly it's spelt "miner" dumbass
people are also calling me gay as well even though they would probably also let steve fuck them
edit: edited the post
Guys I'm literally fucking shaking. Sonic has never taken off his shoes in 28 years, that means his feet must smell incredible 😍😍
Imagine 28 years of his in those shoes. My mouth is watering...I just can't handle 😍