Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
I love diarrhea
Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I’ll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can’t wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I’ll do a salt water flush and I’ll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I’ve even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences.
The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a toilet right now and nothing else matters. It’s an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can’t stop what’s about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.
The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it’s kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.
The third aspect I love is the smell. It’s like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my toilet and I love it. It’s just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That’s a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you’ve just purged your body.
To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.
First off, Dora has her map, which essentially gives her omnipotence; this is because it always knows the location of whatever she needs and would also know the location of her opponents, so if Dora fought Goku, the map could tell her to go to space. Not only that, we see the map operating in space, implying that Dora can survive in a vacuum.
Next, Dora has her backpack; with this, it could give whatever Dora needed to win the fight. Against Superman, she could pull out kryptonite, and against Goku it may give her the Dragon Balls to wish Goku away. Now, you may say this is a no limits fallacy, however in the backpack song it is explicitly stated that "anything you might need I got inside for you" so it can give Dora anything. Not only that, the backpack is a magically powered entity itself.
Finally, Dora wields the blue arrow; this may be one of the strongest weapons in fiction. This is because the arrow does whatever she tells it to do, and since it is controlled indirectly by the player of Dora's game, it is at least outerversal+, giving it more than enough strength to restrain Goku or Superman. In fact, the arrow is so powerful that it can literally change the plot and refuse demands from the viewer, meaning it can defeat beings such as the One Above All since compared to Dora us the viewers are the One Above All, yet Dora can still make the arrow ignore us, meaning it can literally defeat omnipotence. At bare minimum the arrow is capable of mind control on a beyond omnipotent level, since it made swiper stop swiping, so she could make any of her combatants off themselves.
Dora also has various skills from her many adventures, from learning how to drive to knowing how to pilot an airplane, indicating that she herself has super intelligence. Dora picks up any skills she needs.
Dora could also summon the wishing stars, which would allow her to do anything she wants, making them more powerful than the super dragon balls.
I get a massive erection every time I consume a Nestlé product. Something about their unethical business practices just gets me rock hard. The thought of farmers not getting paid a fair wage, babies being killed by formula, and child labor, all give me a throbbing erection.
Want to go out shopping, senpai? *shits pants cutely* Hee hee! *shits out organs adorably* Oopsie! *shit drips down leg softly* UWU it's so warm 0///0 *licks a little bit of poop* tasty!! hehe u///u *burps cutely, a little puke coming out* Uh oh!! OwO *shits through panties cutely, tearing them* Oopsie! I made a little accident hehe. w-wait... where did senpai go? *cries, tears mixing with diarrhea* waaaa! *a pool of puke, shit and tears forms cutely*
If you get pulled by a tornado, would the intense winds and stuff on your cock make you cum?
And what would happen if that cum get thrown on something like a public park or near a school? Would you get registered if they found out it's your cum?
