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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Capitalism ruined cum

    How do people come up with stuff like this?
    The taste of cum has been ruined by capitalist diets. Garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, meat, dairy products, alcohol, tobacco and other drugs are all known to make cum taste worse. Celery, parsley, wheatgrass, cinnamon, nutmeg, pineapple, papaya, and oranges are known to improve sperm taste. Proper hygiene, hydration, and regular exercise all contribute to better taste as well. It is well-tracked that consumption of fruits decreased, exercise decreased, and increased use of alcohol/tobacco/drugs: all done in large part by capital-driven forces. The focus on meat instead of more sustainable fruit and vegetable farming, the rise in sedentary and automotive (instead of pedestrian) life, and marketing of alcohol/tobacco/etc. all worsened the taste of cum- not just through poor diets/lifestyle but even down to available testosterone and sperm motility. Capitalism is literally emasculating. Please let there be more socialist dick in this world.

    Shrek is love. Shrek is life

      Shrek is love. Shrek is live.
      I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

      Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin

        10 kills = childbirth wipe out tomato town = 1 child
        I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏

        Did you know that spiders cannot physically die of natural causes?

          Apparently ancient spiders has tails. Ok...
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          Did you know that spiders cannot physically die of natural causes? If kept safe, a spider can continue to live and. grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time. In fact, in China there exists a collection of 'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago during the height of the Mang-Tsun dynasty.

          Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell.

            I'm convinced
            Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.

            Make the Ender Dragon less hot

              Ender Dragon is a hostile mob boss in Minecraft
              Original pasta
              Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.