Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏
Did you know that spiders cannot physically die of natural causes? If kept safe, a spider can continue to live and. grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time. In fact, in China there exists a collection of 'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago during the height of the Mang-Tsun dynasty.
Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Minecraft Ender Dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the End I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the Ender Dragon. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Ender Dragon’s tight dragon pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dragon babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Ender Dragon again.
dear gay people. how do you wipe your ass? i know this might sound dumb but do gay people wipe their ass the same way we do? i heard they like putting things in their ass so do they like get turned on when the toilet paper goes in? what about the poop? do they get turned in when they poop because it feels like a penis? they are both oblong cylinders afterall. but what if they are actually being better at wiping their ass because they have some sort of advanced technique that is straight people can’t use because it’s too gay. do they like wrap their finger in toilet paper and finger out all of the poop? i really hate wiping so maybe i could convert to gay to use these advanced techniques. what do you guys think? and if there is any homosexuals here please tell me how you wipe your ass while being gay.
I am a top level Chungoloist, and I have concluded with absolute certainty that Big Chungus himself shall enter into existence at 2:31 PM this April 9th. I have found this out using MATH.
Let’s dissect this piece by piece.
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2021
Big Chungus has 2 words, consisting of 10 letters, we know that 2 x 10 = 20, so this is how we get 20 in ‘20’21
The word “Chungus” was first found online around December 2012, 12 reversed is how we get the 21 in 20’21
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2:31 PM
Big Chungus is two words, this is how we get the hour
It has been roughly 3 years since Big Chungus became a meme, this is how we get the half-hour
Big Chungus is one rabbit, this is how we get the exact minute.
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April 9th
How do we know that it will happen on April 9th exactly? I will tell you using simple counting. Bugs Bunny is the official name of the non-large version of Big Chungus.
B U G S B U N N Y 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Bugs, the first name of non-large Chungus, is 4 letters, Bugs Bunny, the full name of non-large Chungus is 9 letters in total, this is how we get 4/9. 4/9 is the date form of April 9th
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Conclusion
This is the undeniable evidence that Big Chungus will become real on April 9th, 2021 at exactly 2:31 PM
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