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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


All chihuahuas are so damn ugly

    The Chihuahua is the smallest breed of dog in the world.
    I don’t care anymore. I hate chihuahuas. They’re so small and stupid looking it pisses me off to no end. I’ve known a lot of people have own/owned one, and I hated every single one of them.
    
    The “clickity clack” of their ugly little uncut nails, how small their fucking heads are; you can’t even pet them on their heads because instead you’re petting their nasty, watery eyes. The fact that they’re smaller than my cat in itself is an abomination. My ex has one of those critters and loves it to pieces, I don’t even miss the relationship solely for the fact that I never have to see that mf again.
    
    And they are so aggressive. Why??? They have so much nothing going on in their life they have to bark like a constant squeak toy and literally attack every person that comes to the door. What are you gonna do? Rip my leg off? Doubt. Thats my rant.

    Add sex to Clash Royale

      Clash Royale is a freemium real-time strategy video game developed and published by Supercell.
      They need to add sex in clash royale so bad I'm so sexy mood i want sex in this game dear clash royale I am a horny 9 year old in 3rd grade and I need sex in this game kt fulfill my needs it will be so hot and naked and I'll nut and sex and it will be HotPls

      Was I wrong for masturbating?

        This past weekend my son had his girlfriend over for dinner and I was having a really hard time keeping my eyes off her. she really is a very attractive young lady. She was wearing black leggings that were so tight that they left little to the imagination. I could clearly see her thong line through them and her small camel toe. I could not stop thinking about how that shaved pussy must taste. After dinner I went into my office and put on some porn and found a woman that resembled her and got a fist full of lube and jerked off and blew a massive load into a wad of tissue

        Cinco de Mayo origin

          Cinco de Mayo is an annual celebration, which commemorates Mexico's victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
          Most people don’t know but back in 1912, Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of this delicious condiment, scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, which was to be the port for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest ever shipment on mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. This ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the tantalising condiment, and were eagerly awaiting the delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. The anguish was so great that they declared a national day of warning which they sill observe to this day. The national day of mourning occurs every year on the 5th of May, you probably know it as Cinco de Mayo

          Cinco de Mayo emojipasta

          PornHub should add a “Finna Nut” button

            This is lowkey a good idea tho
            Hello. I'm a big fan of PornHub. Thank you for everything you do. So you guys should have a "Finna Nut" button where somewhere on the side near the video you press it when you're about to ejaculate, and it takes you to the point of the video where the guy (or girl or person if solo scene) is about to cum. 99% of the time I find myself enjoying a video, then I'm about to burst but I have to take some pleasure of by using my ot her hand to click up to where the cumshot is and it's just so inconvenient. Instead of a button that takes you directly to the cumshot so you can cum along with them.

            r/196 on Minecraft

              Based minecraft
              The working class has been exploited and abused in the world of Minecraft. Take a look at the villages you find among the biomes. Clearly there’s a wealth gap among the villagers as there’s a huge difference between the houses as some are well built for security and sustainability while others are built as shacks and vulnerable to mob attacks. Of course, the churches in the village are better then most houses since the villager cooperate oligarchs probably give them tax exempts so the church can influence the religious, poor working class in exchange.
              
              Why do you think there are so many abandoned mine shafts across the world? They truly reflect the failure of capitalism as monopolization has led the mineral industry to collapse by poor working conditions and bare minimum wage. The lower class villagers have no choice but to live on the conditions of the wealthy as only a village can provide safety from the dangers of Minecraft mobs.
              
              Let the ruling class tremble by the revolution the Pillagers are leading. The pillagers, the United free villagers, have nothing to lose but their chains. Let the pillagers of all biomes unite in the revolution