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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I’m addicted to plants versus zombies hentai

    Plants vs. Zombies is a 2009 tower defense video game developed and published by PopCap Games.
    One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as shit. Jokingly I searched “plants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was fucking amazing it’s eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my dick. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her.

My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.

    WARNING: NEVER JERK OFF TO TRAP PORN

      Traps in anime culture is a male crossdresser whose cross-dressing so convincing that he's often mistaken for a real girl.
      WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

      I want to fuck spongebob.

        Sigmabob Grindpants.
        I want to fuck Spongebob. I want to slide my semen hose into every dispersed crevice and hole of his ripe yellow dermis. I want him to crush my cock and balls against my will until they’re just as pendulous and flabby as his succulent sponge-skin. I want him to forcefully suck me off with his moist yellow cavities as I’m held down by Mr. Krab’s razor sharp sex-talons. If only he would role-play as Sigmabob Grindpants so I could grind my pathetic little cum drizzled fuck-sausage against his shorts, my life would be complete.

        Catgirl fetishes are over.

          Society finally recovered from the bee movie.
          SINCE FUCKING 2000-LATE I’VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT ELON MUSK MAKING CAT GIRLS AND THAT IS BULL SHIT. Catgirls? Catboys? That sounds stupid as fuck how about instead of making useless shit like pussy that goes nya nyaaan we make something, #BETTER #FUCNTIONAL #FUN

That’s right motherfucker, I’m talking about anthropomorphic honey bees, AKA HUNNIES which sounds 10,000% better in English than CatGirl/Boy/Person/SpaceCadet . Have you not seen the hype on r/honeyfuckers ? Those MF’s are thicc. oH BuT aReNt MoSt BeEs MeN? Hurr hurrdy hurr, WHO CARES it’s crazy you spend 24 hours a day simping for some femboys but you can’t find a voluptuous piece of stinger yielding ass appealing? OBVIOUSLY if they’re going to genetically engineered they’re having at LEAST triple B tiddies if not larger. How about instead of waiting for the end of the world and cwying “uwuuuu daddy I nweed to gwo to the mwooon beclaws cwapitalizm is scawwwy” you shut the fuck up and accept the future is changing.

          Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

            Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a fuckin’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?

I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”

Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?

It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”

Shut up.

            Is it ok for me as a straight guy to put a dick in my mouth?

              Having sex with other men is the straightest thing one can do.
              So I (27m) straight male for some reason want to just want to try and see what it feels like to have a dick in my mouth.

Now to be clear, I (27m) am 100% POSITIVE I (27m) am straight. I (27m) know this would be a point of contention but I (27m) can assure I (27m) am only attracted to women (5f) and pussy. I (27m) simply want to try it as a curiosity and experimental purposes. I (27m) dont even care to make the person (5m) cum, I (27m) would just like to have it my mouth for a little while.

Now the reason I (27m) ask if its ok is because I (27m) mentioned this desire to a friend (32m) in the LGBTQ community and he said it would be dishonest of me (27m) to tell a guy (10m) I (27m) was gay so I (27m) could blow him. I (27m) agreed and thought if I (27m) do go forward I (27m) would explicity say that I (27m) am a straight guy so there is no deception. My friend (32m) said many guys (10m) would like this idea and would enjoy being my guinea pig of sorts.

I (27m) just wanted some outside opinion of whether its ok for me (27m) to experiment like this or for some reason it would be unethical. Thanks for the input