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Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Vaporeon copypasta but in italian

    Italian vaporeon copypasta
    Original English Vaporeon copypasta
    ciao rega, lo sapete che, in termini di accoppiamento tra umani maschi e pokèmon femminili, vaporeon è il pokèmon più compatibile per gli umani?, non solo sono nel gruppo delle uova di campo (non so come tradurre field egg xd), che comprende per la maggiorparte i mammiferi, i Vaporeon sono alti in media 99 centimetri (3 piedi e 3 pollici) e pesano 28 kg. Questo significa che sono abbastanza larghi da poter sopportare i cazzi umani, e con la loro impressionante statistica base di HP e accesso a "Armatura Acida", potresti pure andarci pesante con uno. A causa della loro biologia principalmente a base d'acqua, non c'è alcun dubbio che un Vaporeon arrapato potrebbe essere incredibilmente bagnato, cosi bagnato che tu potresti scoparne uno per ore senza avere un'irritazione. Possono anche imparare mosse come "Attract", "Baby-Doll eyes", "Captivate", "Charm" e "Tail Whip" (fanculo non traduco le mosse) insieme al fatto che non hanno una pelliccia per nascondere i capezzoli, fanno in modo che sia molto facile farti entrare nel "Mood". Con le loro abilità come idratazione e assorbimento d'acqua, loro posso facilmente riprendersi dalla fatica con abbastanza acqua. Nessun altro Pokèmon va così vicino a questo livello di compatibiltà. Inoltre, fun fact: se gli sborri dentro abbastanza potresti fare diventare un Vaporeon Bianco (uno shiny molto particolare). Vaporeon è letteralmente fatto per i cazzi umani. Una difesa divina + tanti hp + Armatura Acida vuol dire che può prender cazzi per tutto il giorno, di tutte le taglie, forme e ancora volerne di più.

    how does Mr Krabs get his cheese 😳😳

      Pearl is being used and abused by Mr Krabs to create cheese
      in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004), Mr Krabbs is shown adding "with cheese" to the menu at the Krusty Krab. it is a well known fact that cheese comes from milk. and milk only comes from mammals (specifically female mammals.) however, the only recurring female mammalian characters in Spongebob Squarepants are Pearl Krabs and Sandy Cheeks. and since milk is only produced post-childbirth- and there arent any more underwater squirrels to fuck Sandy, we must assume that Pearl is being used and abused by Mr Krabs to create cheese for his krabby pattys. this is most likely the reason Mr Krabs adopted her in the first place.

      I have masturbated to nikocado avocado’s onlyfans and I am disgusted and ashamed of myself

        nikocado avocado copypasta
        Title. I was doing the deed after abstaining for 2 weeks, it first began with normal material the average person would deem suitable, then I progressively edged and got hornier as my session went on. It ended up with me being curious and finishing off to nikocado's nudes, and when the post nut clarity hit, I genuinely wanted to kill myself. It's been a few days and I don't know how to cope with myself, my actions and what I did, along with the fact that I am well aware and am the same person who did do that.

        Gardevoir is literally one of the most

          Gardevoir copypasta
          Based on the cursed Vaporeon copypasta
          Gardevoir is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Gardevoir is 5'3", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'3", Gardevoir is also only 103LBs, so, theyre lite enough to pick up and have an all around good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Gardevoir, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of gravity, while also distorting dimensions. So, not only does this mean that Gardevoir can do anything they want ignoring gravity, but they are literally capable of making a pocket dimension in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Gardevoir is telepathic and feels a strong emotion connection to their trainer, so, they will know before you that you're horny, she literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Gardevoir, but let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Gardevoir can learn double team, so, now you get to fuck two of them. Gardevoir can learn charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Gardevoir can learn mean look, combining this with double team, means not only do you get a tsundere on your dick, but also a submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Gardevoir is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.

          Why i’m Openly Transphobic

            Transphobic means hating trains
            I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.