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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Which position would you be in a human centipede?

    Cursed human centipede copypasta
    When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

    Is it morally correct to bully a nazi?

      Is it morally correct to bully a nazi

There’s a kid in my school (I’ll call him Eric) who’s a nazi. He’s gotten in trouble multiple times for drawing swastika on ether himself or on school property. He has been seen multiple times doing the Sieg Heil salute when the teacher Isn’t looking. Some of my “friends” have started to bully Eric. I want to make it 100,000% clear when I say that I do not support what Eric is doing. I think he’s stupid and immature for even thinking that’s ok to do. But is bullying him going too far?

Massive Update: it turns out that Eric is on the autism spectrum. He is HEAVILY influenced by his friend that acts a similar way. As far as I know the other friend is not on the spectrum and is just an asshole

      According to the lore of Monsters Inc

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        According to the lore of Monsters Inc, screams generate energy but laughs generate more. Going by that logic, the amount of energy produced by a human is proportional to the amount of happiness they express in the noises they make. Therefore, moans of extreme sexual pleasure must have the highest energy density of any noise a human can make. If the management of Monsters Inc want to maximize their energy output they should send workers to large, organized orgies and train them in the ways of intense lovemaking. They should identify large furry gatherings as potential sources of nuclear meltdown levels of energy generation.

        I put sushi in my husband’s butthole while he was asleep.

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          He was sleeping soundly naked, and I was eating leftover sushi. I couldn't help myself. I spread open his cheeks ever so softly, and tucked a slice of Philly roll right next to his puckered asshole. He did not wake up. When he awoke several hours later, he thought he had shit himself. I managed to video him discovering it was in his asshole, and I cannot stop watching him dig salmon, cream cheese, and rice out of his butthole. I also cannot stop laughing. I needed to tell someone.

          I am a gecko tehee

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            >.< hewwoooo!!! I am a gecko tehee uwu OwO..... I-i-i-i kinda like u >.< wags my cute little tail oWo i wanna see ur throbbing meat scepter >_< >.< wags tail faster. Y-y-you don't like me? >.< grabs ur cock anyways cuz i want it so badly UwU ill make it quick i swear. starts stroking ur fat dick OwO starts sucking it i love the way ur cock tastes u cutie >.< strokes ur dick faster and makes u cum all over my lizard face >.< UwU your cum tastes so salty giggles and gets back on ur dick

            Medusa is the ultimate blowjob machine.

              Medusa is the ultimate blowjob machine. Everyone that looks at her gets rock hard, and her 12-15 snakes are ready to suck every single cock that comes at her. In Greek Mythology, Medusa is also called Gorgo, because she is gorging all those cocks all by herself. It is a common misconception that the poison from her snakes is lethal, but the fact of the matter is that it works as the perfect aphrodisiac, creating a stone ocean of pleasure. You will not ever want to go back to normal blowjobs ever again, after you tried getting seduca'd by the medusa.