I just want to receive ONE blowjob from my queen: kamala harris.
I know it sounds crazy and ridiculous and will probably never happen, but it is my favorite fantasy. Just imagine the Democrat queen herself jerking off your cock and slowly sliding it into her tight throat. She has a huge neck so that must mean she has a large throat, perfect room for large cocks. I'm not even a democrat, she must hate me as a republican but she is willing to do it, so fucking hot. it must feel amazing, those beautiful eyes staring right at you while she thinks about politics. Kamala is the one who got me Interested in politics from her beauty. I feel upset every time I jack off to her pictures knowing this should be real, but it's all an illusion. I would die just to be able to bust a load on Kamala's face. I would love to be douglas emhoff
Yooooooo. I want to have sex with Amelia fuck me Watson. Aggghhhhhh. I want Amelia Watson to ground pound on my cock until it looks like it was ripped straight off of thanos himself. Aggghhh. I’m gonna cum in my Amelia Watson cum sock until it becomes a living creature. Ahhhgggghhggggggggggghhh. Ameliasaaaaaaaaa. Mmmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhh. Fuckkk. Amelia o want to fuck you so bad. Guhhhhhhh. Ughhhhhhhhh. I want to cum in Amelia’s time traveling pussy until it overflows so much that it has to be put into alternate timeline versions of her. Fuckkkkkkk. I’m cumming on this photo so much right now. I think my phone my break from all the cum on the phone. Let me print it out. I’m gonna have to get a new screen protector tho. God Amelia please I need you to ground pound my cock now. I want you to crush my cock with your gigantic ass. Pleeeassssseeee. Amelia I need your sex nowwwwwe. I’m gonna impregnate Amelia with so many children at once she’ll have to make new timelines to store all the new Amelias in. Ahhhh yessssss. Fuckkkkkkk. God her ass is so fucking hot. I’m masturbating and cumming so hard it’s gonna cause an earthquake. My family has already drowned in the cum but I can’t stop. She’s so fucking hot gods. Aggghhhhh. I need Amelia to suffocate me to death with her thighs so badly. Aggghhhhhhhh. Amelia’s perfectly toned feet yesssssssd. She’s so sexy fuck. I need her to push my face in with her fat sweaty toes. Holy shit. Holy shit. I don’t think I’ll be able to stop. This is too much. My entire life is gonna be devoted to masturbating to Amelia. This is my life when I don’t get sex with Amelia pleassse. Amelia I need your pussy to wrap my cock in eternal sex right now. I need to put babies in Amelia god I need to right now. I don’t care about anything else. I don’t care about school. I don’t need food. I don’t need water. I don’t even need air. All I need is sex with Amelia for the rest of eternity. Even if I’m dead by then my ghost will return to complete the unfinished business of having constant sex with Amelia Watson. I’ll probably have to make up for the lost time too so I’ll fuck her in other timelines too. I’m every timeline there will be a single constant. And that constant will be me having constant fucking sex with Amelia Watson. Godddddd. Fuckkkkk. There is no end. Infinite universes will have to be created in order to satiate our limitless lust. For the amount of cum I will generate will transcend the current limits of our existence. It will be a never ending cycle of me and Amelia fucking and creating new universes just to store all the cum. But then those universes will contain me and Amelia fucking forcing more to exist. Resulting in an endless cycle of cumming and sex. Pleasuring Amelia’s deep pink pussy. Past even the end of time itself. The human race will have no reason to continue reproducing. Because we’ll produce enough children to where it can continue on. There will be wars between the people and the children of me and Amelia. But they can never win. For our army is unending. Within seconds. All that exists will be our descendants and the two of us wildly embracing and fucking each other like it’s the last time we’ll ever breath. Ughhhhhh. Fuckkkkk. Amelia yesssssss. Your pusssssyyyyyy is so fucking hotttt yesss.
Whenever I see the 🥺 emoji I seriously can't help myself from getting supremely bricked up. Its huge, pleading eyes are pleading for my cock in its throat. It looks like it's almost gonna cry from how bad it wants a huge dick rammed down its throat. Whenever my girlfriend sends me the 🥺 emoji on Discord it's an INSTANT turn on. No matter what I'm doing or where I am, it's game over if I see 🥺. I instantly have a MASSIVE throbbing erection. Just writing this I'm hard as a rock, and typing the emoji myself has me about to bust. Honestly it can be kind of embarrassing at times, like if my mom or sister sends the 🥺 emoji in a supposedly "innocent" way, like in a text asking me to get them something from the store. It's becoming a bit of a problem and will be extremely awkward if either of them were ever to notice my fetish for the 🥺 emoji. Does anyone else experience a deep, insatiable craving and sexual longing for the 🥺 emoji?
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang 2B so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I play Nier, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with 2B. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of 2B’s tight android pussy. God I wish I was 2B because I fucking know for a fact that 2B fucks herself daily. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?
Blackhawks fly into Ukraine blasting Gucci Gang 2 days after US SEAD operations bomb Russian anti-air back into the Stone Age.
A group of troops quickrope to the ground in maid outfits.
Immediately whip out their phones to post on TikTok /#FemboyPower
Russia gets firing solution based on the geotagged TikTok post.
It misses, The femboy force is already en route.
The Russian artillery was tracked by Enhanced Prophet operating out of a US FOB.
The trap worked.
Realizing their error, the russians scramble to abandon their entrenched artillery.
They’re coming
Without warning, Caramelldansen Trap Remix (misheard lyrics) starts coming from the wood lines all around them.
(LRAD acoustic systems mounted on humvees projected the haunting tune deep into Russian controlled land.)
The Russians take up arms, but the ghoulish voices surround them.
They fire into the darkness, but miss their targets.
🎶“Dance on my balls”
The Russian commander drops dead. Direct hit.
🎶”Cat fucking a handbag”
More Russians succumb to the volley of fire. The music masks the shooters position
🎶”yours only yours, we’re a single dance band.
F-35s cruising at FL350 take out the Russian artillery with surgical precision while swatting flankers out of the air left and right.
🎶”it’s no lie, Lisa in the crowd said”
The FemboyForce emerges from the wood line unscathed and starts recording on their GoPros.
🎶”look Larry had a vagina malfunction”
The Russian troops commit ritual suicide after realizing they’ve been bested by a team of homosexual Americans.
Decisive American Victory.
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