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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Zamazenta here is about to sit on my face

    Zamazenta here is about to sit on my face. She is the largest and heaviest creature that I willingly let sit on my face. Zamazenta is 9’ 06” and she weighs 463.0 lbs. Zamazenta needs to be in her normal forme when she sits on my face. She is MUCH heavier in her crowned forme; thus, too heavy to sit on my face. I would die immediately. This forme is okay.
    
    The same rules apply when Zamazenta sits on my face as any other female. I am not allowed to tell Zamazenta to get off my face, Zamazenta can sit on my face for however long she wants, and I am required to lick Zamazenta’s vagina the entire time Zamazenta is sitting on my face and swallow anything that I lick up. Licking Zamazenta’s vagina while she sits on my face is a bit weird. This is because her vagina is so large that my entire face is planted in her vagina. Therefore, licking her vagina means that I am licking the inside walls of Zamazenta’s vagina. Also, since Zamazenta can sit on my face as long as she wants, sometimes it could mean my death because of it because of her heaviness.
    
    Zamazenta is what is referred to as a “facesitting creature”. A facesitting creature is considered a sex creature. Since Zamazenta is a sex creature, we were required to do all of the main four sexual acts for our very first sexual encounter, peeing in my mouth, vagina licking, facesitting, and sexual intercourse. Zamazenta first had to pee in my mouth, then I had to lick her vagina, then Zamazenta had to sit on my face, and then we had to have sexual intercourse. Zamazenta was exempt from sitting on my face because of her size and weight class, but because she was going to be a facesitting

    Does cumming inside a gatorade bottle count for failing NNN

      So i was masturbating with gatorade like a normal person and then I came. I was putting my dick in the juices of the gatorade and thrusted faster. Felt like heaven was sucking me. The thrusting was 2 minutes, I thrusted for too long. I tried to edge but i nutted in the bottle. Felt so good but now I'm worried if i am kicked out of NNN so am i?

      I caught a Lopunny Batman

        Batman, I -I
        I caught uh- 
        I caught a little Pokemon
        
        Do you wanna know
        What Pokemon i caught?
        
        What Pokemon do you caught, Joker?
        
        I caught a Lopunny, Batman
        I caught a Lopunny
        
        Oh No, Joker
        Don't tell me
        
        You already know, Batman
        You know what i'm gonna do
        TO THAT THING!
        
        JOKER!
        It's an animal, Joker!
        You can't
        
        BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
        I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
        
        NO OH MY GOD! NO!
        
        I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

        I don’t want to get rid of my pubic lice

          Crab babies
          How do I explain to my gynecologist that I don't want to get rid of my pubic lice? I am infertile and my sweet little crab babies are the closest thing I have to birthing actual children...

          I wish cis boys could ovulate.

            Boypreggerz copypasta
            i wish cis boys could ovulate. awwwe my baby boy is being extra needy this week!!~~ do u need some1 to milk u? its ok puppy u can just ask!! >.< awwwe, someones happy. so desperate to get boypreggerz!!!! .^

            I can cum just by tensing my asshole

              I can cum just by tensing my asshole
              
              So the other day I made a discovery so miraculous Christopher Columbus would've tried to colonise it. I was getting down to some me time, as we all do, however I found that after loading my video of choice and doing one stroke that I already felt right on the edge, because I didn't want to finish so early into my session I let go to let the sensation settle down, to my dismay I found that I was still feeling really close nearly a minute or two later. At this point I'm really confused, because I have stroked myself once and let myself rest for two minutes and it still feels like I've been jerking it the whole time. This is when curiosity strikes, I thought to myself "can I finish myself with no hands?" Now for the people who don't know, men can make themselves feel more pleasure and sensitivity by tensing their legs and butt, in a sudden burst of the weirdest mix of horny curiosity and determination I tensed my butt in just the right away over the span of a minute and I was so shocked when it actually fucking worked, I just made myself cum with tensing and willpower, this was ground breaking. I have now found I have the ability to do this without even using my hands in the first place and I'm not sure if I'm God or his biggest mistake.