Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
Deoxys really is the perfect pokemon to have sex with if you think about it. Speed form if you want a quickie💨, attack form if you want something rough 👀, defense form if you into them Muslims, and normal mode for vanilla stuff. Also bet Deoxys is good with those tentacles 😍 , wrapping around you as you finger her alien fuzzy, while her tentacles penetrate you buttocks, while also stroking your Willy Wonka...
the zombie pigmen from Minecraft are SO UNBELIEVABLY hot. Fucking sluts. they're CONSTANTLY just walking around constantly groaning & moaning, showing off their Hard shiny pigman abs. I want a zombie pigman to fuck me like a desperate toy & chain me up in his dungeon only to be fucked without mercy And eaten. I want to be vored- NEED by them so badly. I want them to make me unable to move for weeks straight, feed me nothing but Their cum & rotten flesh & kick me & beat me 24/7. I want- no, NEED them to use me as a toilet. I have destroyed 5 Zombie pigmen body pillows due to the Sheer amount of piss, shit & cum on them, and i Will do it again. i will sell all Of my personal belongings just for a change of being sexually crunched & Eaten up by a zombie Pigmen.
I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum. Unlike God, Cum leaves tangible evidence of its existence behind. I'd like to see God leave cum or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from cum than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas cum offers cum. Cum > God
I snuck into my sister's room to smell her panties but her laundry bin was sadly empty, she must have just done a wash. But she was still wearing one pair in bed so I went over and gave it a big whiff while jerking and realised it smelled vaguely similar to my dad's cum. It's so weird, how can a girls farts smell like a guys semen? Science is strange.
H-h-h--hhhhh-hh-hhHewwoooo *rubs on your chest* Your chwest is swoft *breaks your spine* Woopsied I dwid a little poopie!!! Let me mwake you fweel bwetter *snaps your cock in half* Wowzaies!!
I’m not gay but I absolutely love seeing a huge, beefy, double-cheeked up muscle daddy get his guts rearranged in 1080p. Twinks, bears, otters, jocks, femboys, leather daddies, all of it gets my cock harder than a diamond-encrusted loaf of week-old baguette. I would pay Shawn Mendes $1,000,000 just to glance at my taint. I want Jason Mamoa to put his entire fist in my ass, up to the elbow.
What started off as an occasional indulgence has become an incurable addiction. I literally spend every waking moment jacking my bedraggled member to the gayest shit I can find. My orgasms cause minor seismic events. I have accounts on over 2,000 porn websites and I pay 5k a month to various NSFW services and creators.
I’m straight though. Anyone else?