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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Day in the life of a Chinese citizen

    Day in the life of a Chinese citizen

    - Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!
    - Live in Beijing
    - Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area
    - Eat deep fried urine eggs and stray dogs for breakfast
    - See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi
    Jinping
    - Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time
    - Finally reach the factory the next day
    - Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture power rangers themed dildos
    - Co-worker tries to commit suicide but the nets stopped him from falling
    - Do this for 7 years
    - Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married
    - Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a
    housing bubble crisis
    - Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50
    years
    - Watch state-authorised news channels and jack off to Xi Jinping's speeches
    - Go on reddit and twitter and insult Indians and Americans and uphold the name of the
    glorious CCP
    - Sleep after having a wonderful day in the prosperous and flawless land of CHINA!

    femboy…. AND thigh-highs?

      "femboy.... AND thigh-highs? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me femboy... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ "

      Based on the original “A girl…. AND a gamer?” copypasta

      Okay so this is how I plan to stop Hitler

        Okay so this is how I plan to stop Hitler

I will travel back in time and seduce Hitler as a femboy, after he's had enough I will go down on him and suck his cock and balls, then i will let him fuck my ass, we will fuck for hours while moaning together, unleashing our seed in eachother's buttholes and when the time comes, he will get tired and I will wait for the perfect opportunity, then BAM! I will cut off his cock and balls, he will cry and say MEIN SCHWANZ! While having blood and cum spurt out of his cock, after that he will die of balls and cock blood loss, and Nazi Germany will be over.

        God imagine the smell of Serana’s

          Serana is an ancient pure-blood vampire and an NPC that can be recruited as a follower in Skyrim.
          God imagine the smell of Serana's asshole just imagine it. 2,000 years of accumulated farts and shit all compressed, fermented and saved up for that very moment. It would be like the Mona Lisa of smells. The absolutely putrid gas and liquid coming out on her first fart after 2,000 years most be absolutely succulent. All of that mocus like liquid all stuck up on my nose. God I'm cumming rn just thinking about it. And just imagine the smell of her hairy musty and fungus filled armpits and her rotting feet. She giving me an armpitjob and my dick looking like an orcish dagger after. God I'm cumming again.

          Midna

            Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

            I Used To Have This Webkinz

              Webkinz are stuffed animals that have a playable online counterpart, "Webkinz World"
              Original pasta
              i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud