God imagine the smell of Serana's asshole just imagine it. 2,000 years of accumulated farts and shit all compressed, fermented and saved up for that very moment. It would be like the Mona Lisa of smells. The absolutely putrid gas and liquid coming out on her first fart after 2,000 years most be absolutely succulent. All of that mocus like liquid all stuck up on my nose. God I'm cumming rn just thinking about it. And just imagine the smell of her hairy musty and fungus filled armpits and her rotting feet. She giving me an armpitjob and my dick looking like an orcish dagger after. God I'm cumming again.
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time ðŸ˜i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
Examiner notes: It is 10:09 AM EST and pre-examination procedures are being conducted. The specimen has rinsed its rectum with a sanitizing agent in preparation for the procedure. Upon insertion of the distal phalange with sterile medical examination gloves, the specimen’s mucosa were substantially hemorrhaged from prior penetration by the examiner. Upon insertion of the middle phalange, it was noted that the specimen’s transitional zone was inflamed. Redness and swelling were observed. During insertion of the proximal phalange, the specimen performed thrusting motions and verbally communicated indications of pleasure. The specimen’s sphincter muscles were tender. Upon contact between the examiner’s distal phalange and the specimen’s prostate gland, the specimen began to experience convulsions. Upon penile penetration, the examiner noted immense friction and premature ejaculation into the specimen’s rectum.
Findings: Despite subsequent minor injuries from prior penetration by the examiner, both the examiner and the specimen indicated pleasure. It is noted that the specimen does not require resting intervals between penile penetrative activity.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 1008 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 360 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
Is it normal to be attracted to a color? I'm potentially bi, asexual, autosexual or straight. I'm also sexually attracted to the color white, whenever I see a young person (aged 15~29, regardless of gender) wearing white clothes and not too ugly I feel slightly aroused, and I sometimes masturbate to myself wearing white. (I'm sexually attracted to myself, in picture, in mirror or in person if I'm wearing white clothes) Also I masturbate to soccer matches, and whenever the white team scores, barely misses or concedes a goal I get quite aroused. I feel NO attraction to white objects like pieces of paper or walls though, but I DO feel a weak attraction to white clothes especially T shirts and shorts even when no one is wearing them. Also, I might become sexually attracted to other people, male or female, if they're wearing other colors of clothes but white is a multiplier that multiplies my attraction to them by anywhere from 2 to 10. Is it a legit sexuality, a part of my sexuality, ir an abnormality?
