Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
imagine a girl was jerking you off and she's like "cum in my pocket" and you're like “what" but you have no time to think and she just holds open the front pocket of her jeans and like aims your dick at it and you bust a fat nut in her pocket. what if that happened
Would you be mad at me. I mean her
Judging by what speed is wearing, we can confidently say that speeds wearing are unisex size M or L Nintendo pajama pants looking online you can determine that pants like that are usually have a inside leg size of 29 (M) or 30 (L).
looking at photo 4th you can see that the bit speed showed was around 6.5 x the size of his penis, so his soft/semi-hard penis size is: 29 / 6.5 = 4.4 inches 4.4 += 0.5 inches for lost dick size under pajamas 4.9 inches soft/semi ~ hard
to determine his hard/max size, i found a quote on a medical artical about penis sizes and the diffrence between growers and showers: "The propensity for a penis to grow is directly proportional to how far you can pull it away from the body (i.e. how stretchable the collagen fibers are within the skin of the penis). Growers tend to have a significant increase — approximately 50 percent — stretched. Showers will hardly stretch at all."
with this, we can calculate that: 4.9 inches * 1.5 = ~7.35inches (if speed is a grower) ~5.1 to 5.4 inches (if speeds a shower)
Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
I and two of my friend, we collect sex videos from different sources like movies, telegram etc. Once in a week they come to my house with those sex videos. They come when other family members are not home. The first thing they donis take of their clothes and then we watch sex videos while we masturbate. We don't do anything gay with each other except looking at our dicks. We don't even watch gay porn. Edit: This is how it started: We used to watch porn together. One day one of our friend shared his family members nudes and we got really horny that day and one of our friend started jerking off. Two of use were in kind of Shock but After that day we slowly became comfortable enough to jerk off naked while watching porn.
As I waited outside her apartment window, I knew the time was coming. I was perched outside on the fire escape, accessed with help of a friend in a low place. The air smelled of a barnyard, contrasting the usual smell of an urban environment like this one. “You’d think,” I thought to myself,”that a cop that saved the city would be able to afford a better place to live in. Suddenly, as I was lost on my train of thought, I heard it. The click of an unlocking door,
It was time.
There she was, Judy Hopps, the mythic cop, and my true love. She walks into the apartment in shambles, wallpaper peeling, rotting furniture, the whole poor apartment bit. She flicks the light switch, and a fluorescent light flashes on. I recess further away from the window, scared that the light would give me away. She takes off her belt, with her handgun holster on it, and sets it on a battered night stand, then goes to make herself dinner, carrots for one. She takes a drink from a bottle of water next to the microwave, and checks her phone. I can’t see her phone, but I know it reads 10:36, (as does my watch), and has a photo of her parents as her background. through all this she has barely been able to stay awake, she had had an exhausting work day. She fumbles over to the right side of the room, flips the light switch again, and climbs into bed. I had laced that water with restoril, a heavy sleep medicine, so she would be staying there.
I take deep breaths. This was the point of no return. Once I opened this window, I would never be able to take it back. When I had slowed my breath, I set a silent timer on my watch for two hours, until Officer Hopps would be in deep sleep.
I wake. I silently open the window, and climb in side. I lock the apartment door and grab the gun of of the nightstand, along with a full magazine. Insert the magazine. Pull the slide as quietly as I could, which wasn’t that quite, (that’s what the drugs were for.). I waste no time, grabbing her by both of her ears and ripping of the sheets. She instantly wakes up, massive fear in her eyes. She quickly assesses the situation and quickly realizes it is hopeless. I have a loaded gun, and she’s restrained.
I couldn’t hold it anymore. I inserted my throbbing, 7 and ⅜ inches cock into judy’s tight pussy. It stretched significantly, apparently Nick wasn’t packing. The drugs still had her drowsy, she didn’t feel pleasure yet, but she would. Oh, she would. I start thrusting, yet not receding from her gaping vagina, emotions I have waited my whole life to feel flooding through me, it was too much. The only reason I didn’t instantly finish was because I had been conditioning myself for 8 and a half years. Enough time had gone by, she was fully awake. She was so scared. She starts to fight back, but that just makes it better for me.I move my hand to her neck, more leverage. Suddenly, a knock on the door.
It’s fucking Nick Wilde, coming for their mid-night meet up.
I stop dead, making no noise. I move Judy behind where the door would open, She’s invested, Nick is her last hope, he knight in shining armor. she knows what is coming. Nick knocked more to be nice, he has the key. As he opens, I change my aim from Judy’s head to the opening door, almost crushing Judy’s throat so she wouldn’t make a sound.
Nick walks in.
“Judy?” He whispers, trying not to wake up the other tenants. “ Are you in there?” I pull the trigger.
A small dit sounds as the 9mm bullet left the suppressor.
A red mist.
A sad squeak, despite constriction.
A body hits the floor.
I move to the door, kicking Nick’s body out of the way, and relook the door. I snicker, “some sly fox he was.” We can continue. My thrusting gets faster now, I’ve held back, but this is it. My cock is burning with the friction. My entire life leading up to this moment, “FUCK!”, I yell, as I flow Judy’s fertile womb with my seed. The absolute ecstasy of the moment filling my mind with joy. Judy gave up long ago, not surprised by this happy ending. I pull out, every ounce of my cum deep in officer Hopp’s uterus. I take a needle full of sedative and inject it into her arm. Obvously she struggles, but she stops squirming when the new drugs kick in. I put the gun in her hand. when the police arrive, it would look bad on her part. I open the window, and close it behind me, looking at the mess I made. She would live the rest of her life with her 50-ish baby bunnies I gave her. I left, and made for my flight to France, then Germany, then Kazakhstan, living the rest of my life in simple, joyous reflection.
Are you guys serious about actually wanting to fuck dragons? What the hell is wrong with you? Why would anyone actually want to take a dragon to bed, lie atop her and run your hands over her body, feeling the bump of every tiny scale caress your hand, softer than your own skin, yet smooth and glassy, and feel her breath against your face as she watches you touch her, knowing what's to come.
Why would anyone in their right mind want to line up your erect cock with her scaly pussy, already wet and swollen with arousal and slowly slip inside her, watching the look of pure ecstasy spread across her face, so exotic yet comfortingly familiar, as her eyes narrow and her mouth opens as a moan of pleasure escapes her and she wraps her wings around you, enveloping you in her warm embrace. You can't seriously want to feel her claws grip around your back and she holds on to you, letting you know you are hers and she is yours as you slowly thrust into her, back and forth, picking up speed as you both make louder and more animistic sounds. Her breathing quickens and her back arches, her hind legs wrap around yours, making you to thrust deeper into her as her tight vaginal muscles clamp down on your cock, sending you over the edge and quickly bringing an orgasm of your own. The pleasure overtakes you until you can't hold back and with a final thrust, empty your balls deep into the dragon below you who's writhing in shuddering ecstasy of her own. Eventually it subsides and she reaches up, licking a bead of sweat off your neck, then nuzzles her face against yours as you both regain your breath.
You people are pathetic. What would your parents think of you fantasizing about being roughly taken from behind from a big strong male dragon, one you know could easily overpower you if he wanted to.
He holds you down with a claw that could easily tear into you as he licks your ass, coating it with slick fluid, getting you ready for something you're anxious about, and can't wait to feel until you're begging him to mount you. Only a freak would enjoy it while climbs into position and you feel something hard, something wet, press against your ass as he pushes his throbbing, swollen cock into you and your ass stretches wide to accommodate him, sending a sharp bolt of pain through your body that slowly dies down and gets replaces by soothing, growing pleasure. Why would you want to feel the rippling muscles bulge under his scales, muscles that flex with every powerful stroke as he pushes deeper with every thrust until his scales are flush with your skin, and you know he's taken you as his, and he'll continue for as long as he wants and there's nothing you can do to stop it?
Who would you actually enjoy the feeling of his teeth poking you in the shoulder as he bites down on you with enough force to pierce the skin but you're practically suffocating in sexual bliss so you barely notice. And he pumps into you, faster and faster until you can feel his whole body tense up, and he lets out a growl that you can feel vibrate your whole body. You can feel warmth spreading through your body as he fills you with his seed and makes you his. The relentless pounding against your prostate builds pleasure up until it consumes your entire consciousness and without warning, without even touching your cock, your knees buckle and your hands clench as you shoot ropes of cum over the floor.
Seriously.