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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Minha ex me contou que levou uma gozada no cu

    Basicamente é isso,terminamos faz uns 6 meses e alguns dias atrás a gente voltou a se falar, entramos no assunto sexo e ela me perguntou umas coisas,eu respondi e vi q ela ficou de boa mas demonstrou ciúmes,eu quis perguntar tbm,entt ela disse q gozaram no cu dela e ela gostou,no começo eu achei estranho falar isso com ex ,a gente sempre conversou sobre relacionamento liberal,mas só envolvendo ela se exibir com roupas curtas e tals,nada além disso,mas saber disso me deixou com tesao q n paro de me masturbar pensando,tenho sentimentos por ela achei q morreria de ciúmes,mas o efeito foi ao contrário alguém aí já passou por isso?ou algo parecido ?

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    Basically that's it, we broke up about 6 months ago and a few days ago we started talking again, we got into the subject of sex and she asked me a few things, I answered and I saw that she was fine but she showed jealousy, I wanted to ask too, so she said they made fun of her ass and she liked it, at first I thought it was strange to talk about it with her ex, we always talked about a liberal relationship, but only involving her showing off with short clothes and such, nothing more, but knowing that left me I'm so horny that I can't stop masturbating thinking, I have feelings for her. I thought I'd die of jealousy, but the effect was the opposite. Has anyone out there gone through this? Or something similar?

    I accidentally drank my cum jar

      Let me explain. This was about three months ago. I used to have a cum jar (because of a pornography addiction) that was hidden under my bed. It was what I think to be about 1 AM. I had fallen out of my bed and woke up. I had a SEVERE fucking throat ache. I saw my cum jar under the bed, but I thought it was milk (I have milk in my room). My dumbass didn't think to recognize that the milk was in a glass jar and since I was super tired I thought I had a bottle from like the milkman or some shit (can't exactly remember). I open it, drink it, and think "damn, this is good fucking milk". I quickly chug the rest of the jar and go to sleep. Next morning I wake up, get out of bed and notice a tipped over mason jar with semen leaking out. as I'm sitting there thinking "how could this happen?" I remember that glass of milk I had last night. That's how I drank my own cum jar.

      Eu tenho sorte que eu não moro no mundo de pokemon.

        "I'm lucky that I don't live in the pokemon world" copypasta
        Eu tenho sorte que eu não moro no mundo de pokemon, se não eu já teria sido preso 134 vezes diferentes por zoofilia com todas as espécies existentes. Não sobraria um único monstro de bolso que não tivesse sentido o toque do meu pênis, e no final, eu me deixaria ser preso. diria à policial jenny: "Faça o que tiver que fazer, afinal, eu já ganhei", afinal de contas, já teria criado um híbrido com cada raça de pokemon existente nesse mundo. Eu seria mundialmente famoso em todas as regiões e cultuado por companheiros comedores de pokemon como um deus. Eu seria proibido de chegar dentro de 50m de uma gardevoir sem supervisão nos primeiros 3 dias de estadia no mundo pokemon. Em um mês, nenhuma eeveelution estaria segura, e em um ano, a data de minha execução seria marcada para preservar a pureza dos pokemons ainda não violados. Mas não seria o suficiente. com tamanha vontade de fazer sexo com pokemons, meu espírito certamente seria forte o suficiente para me transformar em um tipo fantasma, com uma anatomia ectoplásmica voltada completamente para o único e singelo propósito de espalhar meu DNA para a maior quantidade de pokemons possíveis.

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        I'm lucky that I don't live in the pokemon world, otherwise I would have been arrested 134 different times for zoophilia with every existing species. There wouldn't be a single pocket monster left that hadn't felt the touch of my cock, and in the end, I'd let myself be trapped. he would say to police jenny: "Do what you have to do, after all, I already won", after all, he would have already created a hybrid with every existing pokemon race in this world. I would be world famous in all regions and worshiped by fellow pokemon eaters like a god. I would be banned from coming within 50m of an unsupervised gardevoir for the first 3 days of staying in pokemon world. In a month, no eeveelution would be safe, and in a year, my execution date would be set to preserve the purity of pokemons not yet violated. But it wouldn't be enough. with such a desire to have sex with pokemons, my spirit would certainly be strong enough to transform me into a ghost type, with an ectoplasmic anatomy completely focused on the sole and simple purpose of spreading my DNA to the greatest amount of pokemons possible.

        I take off all my clothes

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          I take off all my clothes, furiously masturbate thinking about how much better I am for sleeping naked, swing my flaccid dick around four times counter clockwise, three times clockwise, then I assume a gymnasts starting pose and do a backflip into my bed, then I spend 20 minutes finding the perfect applause stock audio on YouTube so I can feel fulfilment for once in my life. Then I snuggle up under the covers, assume a fetal position, then I reach around and tickle my massive balls as I drift into sleep.

          Timeline: What If It Rained Semen

            Before 5 Years - Having Superpowers: You are the only person in the world with real superpowers

Before 5 Years - Hidden Power: You are much more powerful than you think and you have hidden powers

Before 30 minutes - Training Session: You are in a training session practicing with your powers

Before 15 minutes - Trying to cause a rain: You try to cause a small rain to give water to the most needy

Before 10 minutes - Something goes wrong: Your hidden powers reveal themselves and cause something to go wrong

Starts at 0 seconds - Raining semen: Suddenly it starts to rain semen all over the world

After 5 seconds - White Rain: We will begin to see drops of white color falling from the sky

After 10 seconds - Viscous texture: Semen commonly has a slimy texture and so will the rain

After 20 seconds - Birds falling: The weaker birds will not be able to fly due to the slimy texture that is falling on them

After 35 seconds - Confused people: Once the semen reaches the ground, people will not know what it is

After 50 seconds - Chlorine smell: Sperm has ammonia and other alkaloids that odor like some cleaning goods

After 55 seconds - Very dirty people: Imagine having semen with a very slimy texture all over your body, that's disgusting!

After 1 minute - People realizing: Seeing the texture of the rain, the color and the smell, many people will realize

After 1 minute - Disgusted people: Everyone will be very disgusted and will seek refuge

After 5 minutes - Dizzy people: The smell of the environment will make some people start to feel dizzy

After 15 minutes - Increased temperatures: Semen is warm, which will increase the temperature of the environment

After 30 minutes - All Fires Stop: Semen helps put out fires more than water

After 1 hour - People vomiting: The smell of the environment will be so strong that many people will start vomiting

After 2 hours - Semen floods: The semen texture will be more watery and cause flooding

After 3 hours - Difficulty breathing: The smell will be so strong that many people will find it hard to breathe

After 4 hours - Good for plants: Since most of the semen is water, it will be good for the plants

After 5 hours - Drowning people: It will have rained for so many hours that the floods will have caused drowning

After 5 hours - People Fainting: The weakest people will faint from the intense smell of the environment

After 6 hours - Rain Stops: Finally after six long hours it will have stop raining

After 6 hours - 1021 sperms released: For every milliliter of semen there are 50 million sperm, and billions of litres will have rained

After 7 hours - Semen Rivers: Much of the semen will end up flowing into the rivers

After 7 hours - Start cleaning: We will start cleaning the streets of all the semen that rained

After 8 hours - People wearing masks: People will wear masks so as not to smell the unpleasant smell of the semen

After 10 hours - Insects everywhere: Semen contains fructose and that will attract insects

After 12 hours - Pregnant women: Many women who were drowning in semen and survived will get pregnant

After 16 hours - Semen beaches: Semen of the rivers will reach the beaches and lakes

After 1 day - Billions of fish die: Large of amounts of semen in the water will cause the fish to die

After 3 days - Back to normal: Fortunately, semen will be easy to clean because it will turn to water over time

After 10 days - Never using powers again: After what's happened, you'll never use your superpowers again

After 50 years - Remembered forever: This rain will forever be remembered in the history books

Semen is almost as safe as water and we shouldn't be disgusted.

            Is it racist if my dick only gets hard to white women?

              So recently I’ve been jerking off a lot, but I noticed a trend. I only masturbate to white women. At first I didn’t think too much of this, until my black best friend invited me to her house. One thing led to the next, and now she’s naked in front of me. I was trying to get hard before she pulled down my pants, but it was too late. She pulled down my pants to see a 2 cm flaccid penis, rather than my usual 10 inch hard cock. “Why is it that small?” She asked. I was speechless and nearly ran out of the room in embarrassment, until her white friend walked in the room. My penis grew and grew and grew when I saw her fully clothed white friend. “Oh my god, it’s so big” they said. So then we ended up having a threesome. The only problem was that each time I stuck my penis in my black friend, my penis became completely flaccid, while it got super super erect when I stuck it inside her white friend. Is my penis racist? Am I racist? I don’t know. I need answers