I’m a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I’ve been told I don’t get an opinion because I’m a white man lol
Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don’t own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly.
That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can’t help it.
When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that’s a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can’t help but like it.
You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it’s definitely not a requirement. I also don’t mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn’t matter to me unlike you liberal women 😉
I want to see you wear a MAGA hat even though you probably despise it. I want you to take pictures posing with my guns. You may think you won’t like it but you will 😉
I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.
Every single day since I saw that image it’s all I think about. I want her big voluptuous breasts to smother my face as she gazes at me through her big round nerdy fucking glasses. I want to lick her huge fucking front teeth as she pins me down and spits on me. I want her to own me. To take control. To transform into anything her heart desires while I’m inside her. The only thing my heart yearns for is nerd delirium’s huge juicy fucking mommy milkers to nourish my life force for as long as I live. I can’t get her out of my head. I can’t even fucking play Isaac anymore; if I make it to the void I get an erection and it’s too distracting to play. If delirium kills me (which she always does due to my infatuation) I instantly cum. It’s not fucking fair. I need her. I can’t sleep anymore. Anytime I see a pair of big tits all I can imagine is them being gray with a big huge pair of glasses on the face above them. I already ordered a body pillow with nerd delirium printed on it, but I know that will only satisfy me for a short time. It’s only a matter of time before I start commissioning nerd delirium sex dolls. She’s my world, she’s my everything. Please help, I’m not sure how to deal with this.
The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.
I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a penis just so everyone can see how dicked over I have been by these things.
Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can fucking see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his bitch in like 4 microseconds.
EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.
Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??
Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.
Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.
TL;DR:
Fuck you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female insect breeding, an XXL scaled up Hornet is actually the most compatible insect for humans? Not only is she the sexiest being in Hallownest due to her super short skirt, Hornet actually has very similar proportions to the average female human body. This means she would be large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with her impressive number of HPs and access to various types of defensive charms, you can definitely be rough with her. As she usually fights other bugs all day, she must have an incredible stamina. Considering this and the fact that she is the daughter of what can essentially be considered a god and his bitch, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Hornet would be incredibly professionnal at sex, so much that you could easily have intercourse with her for hours without getting sore. We also know she can summon several ladybugs, which you could use for an orgy whenever you want. We should note that she does not have any fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her incredible strength, she could also dominate you easily, and for those who are into BDSM, she has a giant nail that she could shove right up your ass. No other bug comes even close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make her skirt turn white. Hornet is literally built for human dick. High stamina + high HP pool + defensive charms means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I have an insatiable minion rape fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin the Minion. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual "toys," including several custom dildos and a modified Kevin-shaped plush doll with a twelve-inch yellow strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and I have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep, inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, I died nine years ago on the night I met the love of my life. I came home from the premiere of Despicable Me rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin the Minion would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible yellow girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Kevin the Minion dolls and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Kevin the Minion. My only friends are the roaches. My God, I am going to die here. Banana.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.
