LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Taylor is ICONIC. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation- said “The tortured poops department.” I laughed until I cried. Absolutely iconic.
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LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation- said “Whew! Did Thanos wear thus fricken diaper or what?” I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic.
Parody of the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to chess specifically the pawn.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female chess breeding, The pawn is the most compatible chess piece for humans? Not only are they capable of transitioning into other pieces, which is usually the queen, The pawn are an average of 5 cm’ tall and 15 grams, this means they’re large enough to be able handle average reddit users dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to En passant, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly En passant based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Pawn would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Foward, Capture, promote, and En passant, along with not having fur to hide their material, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities En passant and Capture, they can easily commit acts of vore. No other chess piece comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your pawn turn white. Pawn is literally built for human dick.
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
I WISH CLOWN GIRLS WERE A REAL HUMAN RACE, THEIR WHOLE SKIN IS WHITE, THEIR CLOWN NOSES ARE NATURAL, THEIR NIPPLES AND VAGINAL LIPS (ALSO KNOWN AS CLUSSY) HAVE ALTERNATING AND SATURATED COLORS... THEIR SKIN PROBABLY TASTES FUNNY, IMAGINE THE TASTE OF THEIR BREAST MILK! SQUEEZING THEIR TITS OR ASS MAKES A CLOWN HORN SOUND, YOU SQUEEZE YOUR WIFE'S FAT WHITE BUTT IN PUBLIC AND A LOUD CLOWN HORN SOUND ERUPTS FROM HER BEHIND, EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU, KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT HAS JUST TRANSPIRED, AND SHE TENACIOUSLY SQUEEZES YOUR NOSE BACK, TRYING TO COVER UP HER EMBARRASSEMENT.
i wish clown girls were a real breed of humans, their entire skin is white, the red nose is natural, the nipples and vaginal lips (also known as clownssy) have alternate colors, their skin probably have a fun taste , imagine the taste of the breast milk, squeezing their breasts and ass make a horn sound. you squeeze your clown-wife's butt in public and a loud horn sounds by her, then everyone looks at you knowing exactly what you've done, and then she stimidly squeeze your nose to get it out
Holy fucking shit chess is one of those games that i cannot be caught in public playing because whenever i do, just like how you can pin pieces in chess i wanna pin the (specifically white) bishop’s tight little wood pussy to a my gloryhole so i can fuck to my hearts content, something about the bishop is just so fuckable tbh, like the lil diagonal hole on its face reminds me of a lil clit that is in need of DICK, holy hell that shit makes lose my edging streak everytime its insane. And the way it moves so elegantly in diagonal directions across the chess board is hot as fuck, like the way that little whore of a chess piece moves around the board makes me forget that splinterdick is a thing after i start fucking its wooden pussy.
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・
Dicks 🍆 are so 💪 cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when 💯 you 💦 hold one ☝ in 🎮🔚 your 👏 hand and it 💯 starts 🕹 twitching ↕↕ its 😫🌏 like its 😫👇 nuzzling 😊😊 you(/ω＼) 🤖 or 😫💰 when ⏱👌 they 🙎👥 perk up and look at you 😜 like" owo 😺 nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun 🍆 is 🚟🔥 happy 😄🦃 to 🅱 see 🗣👁 me!!（＾ワ＾） 😍💦 and 🍆🏻 the ➡ most 💯 adorable 🌹🌹 thing ⛄ ever 😱😆 is 🏳 when sperm-sama 💦 comes out 🚪😬 but 😈 theyre 🙇♀ rlly shy so u 🔪 have 👏⚠ to 👂 work 🏚♿ hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but 🌸 when 🕙🍑 penis-kun 🍆 and sperm-sama meet and 🏽 theyre ♀ blushing ☺☺ and 👏👆 all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is 🅰😬 so adorable 🌹🌹 (●´Д｀●)・
Dicks🍆 are👌😳 so cute🐰 omg😆(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when🙀 you😯 hold🤜 one👆1️⃣ in your🤗 hand🍆👋 and😳😲 it starts😯😮😲 twitching⚡⚡ its😋 like☺️ its nuzzling😘💕 you😩👌(/ω＼)😆😆😆 or👌😳💯 when😲😯 they🍆 perk👆💢 up👆 and look👁️👁️ at👅 you🍆😲 like😏" owo🐰 nya😖😖😖? :3c" hehe😄 ~ penis🍆-kun😎 is happy😊😄 to see👀👅 me!!（＾ワ＾）
When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Terence plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up
