Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
8:30 (before school): Watching Skibidi Toilet with friends
9am: Little dark age edit making class
10am: Rizzonomics Class (Kai Cenat is teacher)
11am: Looksmaxxing class
12am: Lunch (McDonalds grimace shake from Ohio)
1pm: Bussin Gyatt Studies
2pm: Ohio History
3pm: L Rizz Awareness Seminar
4pm: Baltimore Language class
I’m a guy. I remember in high school I overheard a conversation talking about the smell of cum, and I remember thinking “wtf are they talking about? It doesn’t smell like anything”
And then the other day for some reason I asked my gf if cum has a smell, and she said “definitely”. And still, im like, wtf mine doesn’t smell like anything to me
Is this a common thing? Is it just that other peoples cum smells? Or do I have something going on with my nose?
I know, we all do it. I do it. You do it. We all do it. I even enjoy it. I do not, however, enjoy the fact that others do it. Pooping is simply necessary for survival.
For some reason for me personally when I'm dating someone, or I am close with someone, the relationship sours in my mind the second I get any clues that they're pooping. For a long time I was able to ignore it and just think about other things, but my past few relationships have really brought to light how much I hate it.
It was a normal occurrence in my pan-sexual days where I'd go on a few dates (I always preferred women or trans-women/trans-men), and things would be going well. There'd eventually get to be a point where an overnight stay happens and they'd disappear to the bathroom for 7-10 minutes, the smell of Poo-Pourri fresh in the air, they'd walk out feeling proud and refreshed... myself? I felt disgusted. I never would verbalize my feelings as I always preferred to internalize.. I hate that goddamned smell. It's not a pleasant smell at all. It's a "there's poop here" flag, waved high and proud.
In the past this would be a small dip in a sin-wave that would be our budding relationship. I'd get over it, and forget. I'd do things that helped me avoid the fact that my partner poops. Something clicked in my head in recent years and now I constantly think about it. When someone I'm dating tells me he or she wants to go get food I'd hear "Let's go load up with future poop!" When we'd eat something healthier all I could think about is how disgusting this compose-like substance will be as it gets processed through their body likely ending up in my toilet the next day. I'm constantly worried about particles getting on me and my ex even refused to wash her hands after pooping because "she doesn't even touch herself" (this may be part of what asexualized me).
I. Fucking. Hate. That. We. Poop.
i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy fucking the absolute shit out of medic, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.
I’m a white Christian conservative man which automatically makes me a terrible person apparently in the eyes of liberal women. I’ve been told I don’t get an opinion because I’m a white man lol
Im a Trump supporter who is voting for Trump again. I don’t own many guns, but I have a couple. Im also pro life and I go to church regularly.
That being said, I have to admit I have this attraction to liberal women. I know it sounds crazy. It really does. But I can’t help it.
When I see Ana Kasparian go on a rant, I may 100% disagree, but I can feel her passion and that’s a turn on. When I see you crazy liberal women shouting people down at marches, once again I may disagree but I can’t help but like it.
You get extra points if you have tattoos and piercings but it’s definitely not a requirement. I also don’t mind if your hair color is different. Race also doesn’t matter to me unlike you liberal women 😉
I want to see you wear a MAGA hat even though you probably despise it. I want you to take pictures posing with my guns. You may think you won’t like it but you will 😉
I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.
Every single day since I saw that image it’s all I think about. I want her big voluptuous breasts to smother my face as she gazes at me through her big round nerdy fucking glasses. I want to lick her huge fucking front teeth as she pins me down and spits on me. I want her to own me. To take control. To transform into anything her heart desires while I’m inside her. The only thing my heart yearns for is nerd delirium’s huge juicy fucking mommy milkers to nourish my life force for as long as I live. I can’t get her out of my head. I can’t even fucking play Isaac anymore; if I make it to the void I get an erection and it’s too distracting to play. If delirium kills me (which she always does due to my infatuation) I instantly cum. It’s not fucking fair. I need her. I can’t sleep anymore. Anytime I see a pair of big tits all I can imagine is them being gray with a big huge pair of glasses on the face above them. I already ordered a body pillow with nerd delirium printed on it, but I know that will only satisfy me for a short time. It’s only a matter of time before I start commissioning nerd delirium sex dolls. She’s my world, she’s my everything. Please help, I’m not sure how to deal with this.