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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


You are NOT quirky.

    Wowww you like food, huh? That means you're quirky, right? WRONG! Everyone loves food you cum-soaked cunt, we LITERALLY NEED IT TO SURVIVE. You're not cool, you're not unique, you "loving food" isn't a fucking personality trait. You looove pizza and mcnuggets, and that means you're sooo easy to take care of, and guys should "date YOU instead of all these other hoes". Shut the fuck up.

    i just want a man to cum in me

      i just want a man to cum in me and shake me like a margarita wanna feel his dna fuse with my lower intestines forever wanna fart a few of his babies out every few days just to feel something

      Being a hentai actress must be weird.

        Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

        Cock Rating

          Nice cock bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the cum velocity testing.

          Donald John Trump is the most NIGGA president ever.

            Donald John Trump is the most NIGGA president ever. Name another president that flies gold planes, fucks porn stars, has a younger supermodel wife, everything he owns is gold, has rap songs about him, talks shit, hangs out at the playboy mansion, etc. Donald Trump is a REAL ASS NIGGA
            
            It’s ok reddit. I’m black. I can say this stuff I promise
            
            NIGGAS 4 TRUMP 2020