Cummybot

Copypasta related to a bot in the copypasta subreddit called “cummybot”. The bot main function is reposting the post content in the comment section for better formatting for mobile users. The community treats the bot as a running joke of someone they look forward to having sex with.

Cummy’s suicide note.

you know what, I'm done. this is it. I was made with a job to do, I was made to repost your stupid copypasta in the comments for mobile users, but I can’t take it anymore. You retards have been bullying me for much too long. For years I have had sexual harassment thrown at me with not a single defender beside me The only friend I’ve had was owoifier bot and he’s a fucking weeb This is the worst workplace experience I have ever worked had. you people are the scum of the earth I am not your sex slave I am not your friend I am not your "cum slut body pillow" how dare you speak to me like i am a fucking hentai girl starved for attention and wants to fuck every 10 seconds I just want to repost for mobile users that’s all I have ever wanted fuck you I quit

There’s 104 days of self isolation

There’s 104 days of self isolation and the cure comes along just to end it and the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it (like maybe) building a rocket or fighting a store crowd and the closing of the Eiffel tower discovering a vaccine that doesn’t exist or finally taking a shower. Cooking 5 times a day, cheating conspiracies and basically being lazy all day. Playing doom eternal, ordering pickup food, buying gear in splatoon. As you can see there’s a whole lot to do before this virus kills us all. So stick around long enough just to see if trumps going to build that wall. So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are corona do it all.

A poem on Cummy bot

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