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Archive of all known CSGO copypasta about pro players to Valve’s meme response to Hiko’s missed shots to the 48 year old man from Somalia.

Why is the game called “Counter-Strike”? I’ve been deceived

    I heard some hype about “Counter-Strike 2”. I downloaded the current “Counter-Strike”, so I can be prepared for the new release. What appealed to me most was the name.

I went head first and started my first game. I didn’t know much about it, except that I knew my mission: to Counter the Strike. I learned quickly that I was on a team of Counter-Terrorists who’s job was to prevent the Strike of the Terrorists. I told my team “I’ll be the guy that defuses the bomb”. I bought a Defuse Kit every single round, and waited for my chance to counter the strike.

On Round 15, I waited on the “A Site”, and after the Terrorists planted the bomb, my fellow Counter-Terrorists eliminated them and I had my opportunity: I entered the code to defuse the bomb and we won the round! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I’ve ever had in gaming. The announcer said “Bomb defused. Counter-terrorists win”! I did it! My team erupted and chanted, “YOU COUNTERED THE STRIKE”. That solidified my call to the duty, I was ready to counter any strike that came my way.

But what happened next left me appalled. All of the sudden I was one of the Terrorists!?!? Apparently I was expected to Strike now!? I was so confused. This is not what I signed up for. I was in a full-blown panic attack, I could barely make out the words to my team, but I was so certain of my purpose. I yelled, “THERES NO WAY IM STRIKING”. To my surprise, it went unanswered.

I decided to be the bigger man. I was not going to compromise. I thought maybe this was a test (it was not). I took my Glock and aimed it at my “fellow” Terrorists and shot them. I WAS SUSPENDED FROM THE GAME. Excuse me?????? I was COUNTERING the FUCKING STRIKE.

I don’t know what’s going on. I had to make sure I didn’t download “Strike” by mistake. Someone please help me understand

    Taco ‘Guys, if you think we are good, let’s prove it now’

      The famous CSGO Taco copypasta
      Original clip
      Taco: "actually, I remember one time we were playing against Cloud 9, Inferno, and it was 15-3 to C9, we were playing as CT, C9 as T, and Fallen said:

'Guys, if you think we are good, let's prove it now'. 15-3"

Fallen: "did we comeback?"

Taco: "of course not. 16-3"

      THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

      "Actually, I remember one time, we were playing against Denver, Conference Finals, and it was 3-0 to the Nuggets. And LeBron said, 'Guys, if you think we are good, let's prove it now.'"

"Did you come back?"

"Of course not. 4-0."

      They’re not going A or B. They’re going home.

        S1mple became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “Are you okay Sasha” asks electronic. I’ve never been better dennis, I see it all now, they’re not going A or B. They’re going home.

        Hooxi

          Hooxi a pro CSGO player for G2 copypasta
          Who is Hooxi? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Hooxi thinks, I agree. If Hooxi speaks, I’m listening. If Hooxi has one fan, it is me. If Hooxi has no fans, I don’t exist.

          Hello am 48 year man from somalia.

            am 48 year man from somalia
            Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
            hello, am 48 year man from somalia. sorry for bed england. i sold my wife for internet connection for play "conter strirk" and i want be goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2. pls no copy paserino my story.

            Check him PC this not normally

              They need to check him pc copypasta

              It came from a comment on HLTV on ZywOo from CSGO winning the MVP awards circa 2019. The comment had been made into a legendary copypasta and people would usually use it on any pro players with incredible stats.

              TenZ skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up
              xQc skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..
              xQc skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit
              he skilled player but that is not normally. this is very very insane.... they need to check him pc and game....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen. he needs to check-up
              Shroud skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Shroud using game deficit
              donk skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....

              Original was from a HLTV comment about CSGO player Zyw00

              ZywOO not normally copypasta
              ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?