Copypasta about Ben Shapiro a popular conservative political commentator. Includes “getting pwned by Ben Shapiro” and “Ben Shapiro asking mom for Robux”.
Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks.
I was RAPED once.
I was a 16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIBERAL and one night I was walking home from the library. FRIGHTENED I took a shortcut down A DARK ALLEY. I heard a SINISTER LAUGH and BEN SHAPIRO jumped out from behind a trash can! "Well well," he sneered, "looks like the INVISIBLE HAND has ensured that my DEMAND is met by your SUPPLY. What a TRIUMPH OF THE FREE MARKET..."
I said capital always accumulates in the hands of the wealthy, but to no avail. He just laughed and whipped out his THROBBING 12 CHAPTER TREATISE. He shoved me roughly against the wall and started filling my ear with STEAMY CITATIONS. I struggled but got SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ROCK HARD DATA for my efforts.
MEWLING AND WHIMPERING I tried to check his privilege. He just bellowed, "YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY CONCLUSIONS FIRMER!" I started to explain power theory and he RAMMED MY OWN WORDS DOWN MY THROAT. My premises and spirit broken, I couldn't get a word in edgewise because I was GAGGING ON SLIMY MEATY ARGUMENTS.
It was awful. His HUGE ARGUMENT was TOO BIG to fit inside my TIGHT VIRGIN BRAIN. Some of the founder facts he PULLED OUT only to immediately JAM BACK INSIDE. It seemed to go on forever but finally, FORCING ME OPEN, his PENETRATING ARGUMENT came to a CLIMAX. It was agony as ROUND AFTER ROUND of THICK ROPY FACTS and HOT STICKY LOGIC were PUMPED DEEP INSIDE me.
Weeping, I lay in a PUDDLE OF STINKING NEOCON RHETORIC. I didn't see where he went, but BEN SHAPIRO'S VIRILE IDEAS had been irresistibly PLANTED DEEP INSIDE me. I tried to abort the memory, but NINE MONTHS LATER I was BORN AGAIN CONSERVATIVE.
This is my truth. POUND ME TOO!
So it has come to my attention that there is a so called ''Meme'' circulating around various liberal/democratic social media websites whos content discribes the claim that pee, which is a slang word for Urin, is supposedly contained inside the ''Balls'' refering to the Scrotum of a Male. This Claim is ofcourse another attempt by the Socialist media to try and further confuse the youth about their gender so i took it upon myself to destroy that claim with facts and logic. Ofcourse the first thing i did was call my wife and ask for a quick discussion about the subject matter which she almost instantly agreed to after i informed her of the very sensitive topic at hand. So after i informed her of the nature of this discussion, my wife (who is a medical doctor) assured me that 'Pee' is infact not stored in the 'Balls' but in the organ called 'Bladder'. She also reassured me about the rediculousnes of the original statement as Women do also Urinate yet have no such thing as a scrotum or 'Balls', the only genital anatomy shared between men and woman beeing in the womb, when the clitoris has not yet formed into a Penis. To not further annoy my wife with such an irellevant topic i ended the conversation not digging deeper into the female anatomy, neither the topic of whatever that clitoris was as it has no impact concerning the topic at hand. Now, Secondly, i myself have made observations that will logically disprove the claim that ''pee is stored in the balls''. ive made these observations due to me often going to the toilet, using a urinal, while there is another man relieving himself next to me, especially at concert venues due to me beeing a concert level violinist, but i digress. now after staning next to multiple men and making carefull observations of my urinating neighbors i observed that even with a large ammount of urin beeing excreted from the mans penis, his Scrotum did not change in size significantly enough for such a large volume of fluid to be physicly contained in these mens 'balls'. Therefore, logically and reasonably following, pee is most definately not stored inside of a mans scrotum. As Always, Liberals destroyed.
The leftist cucked reporter starts seizing on his feet, shooting blood and bubbly saliva out of his mouth. His eyes are reversed and only the white part can be seen.
As his seizure and convulsion gets more powerful, his pants drop exposing his communist peepee. He is cumming violantly and silmultaniosly shitting explosive diarrhea.
The ben shapiro keeps babbling about something being hypothetical and logically speaking as his crowd are screaming their heads off.
The leftist cuckorter explodes raining down small particles of shart and man juice. Another leftist got owned that day.
