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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦

    WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️

    Did you just try to troll me?

      Hold on bucko.
      Hold on, bucko. 😤 Did you just try to troll me? Well, NEWS FLASH BUD!!! I was JOKING!!!! 😂😂 You can't troll me, you idiot. Alright, listen. I know not to feed the trolls 😏, so I'll keep this short:
 
Fuck you. I hate everything about you. Internet "trolls" disgust me 🤮. Trolling is NOT allowed here, okay bud? 🙄 You need to stop. If you think you got me or made me mad, GUESS WHAT?? You're dealing with a level 7 social media INFLUENCER 😎😎. You can't even begin to match my power. You are an ant and I am the anteater. 😤
 
I bet you sleep in your gamer chair, you fat idiot. 😂 All day, you just TROLL people on the internet. This is bullying 😡. Stop it. NOW. You try to make people look bad on the internet, but look at yourself, buddy!! 🤪😂. I'm making such a fool out of YOU!!! 😎👏
 
In conclusion, you are the scum of this earth.‼️🌍Do not message me again, or you will face the consequences of messing with an influencer such as I. Good riddance, filthy troll. 😤😡

      If my Nerf Guns and my girl drowning

        If my Nerf Guns 👌🏾❗️ and my girl 😍💁🏼‍♀️ both drowning 😱🌊 and I could only save one 😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral 😔👻🌹 Cuz its NERF or NOTHING 😏💯🔥😎

        Incest is bad

          guys😲i just found out😮😮
 
so i was fucking🍑 my sister💁🏼‍♀️ as usual🤭 when a thoguth🤔 came to my mimnd🤯🤯🤯: isnt incest 🚫wrong🚫
 
so i instantly🚫 took my dickc🍆 out o f her💁🏼‍♀️ and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed😲 look on her face😩 and then I threw↗️💯 her out of yhte window🚪
 
she died instntly🗿 and thats when i realized😩 i had bcome💯 a better prson🎅🏼, because i stopped doig incest🍌.
 
later i was fucking🍆💦 my mom👵🏼 and she agreed👍🏻 that insects 🐑 is bad😩
 
hope u consider my infomration⚠️ and use it to becom a better🛐 perosn
 
bye 👋👋👋👋👋👋

          It’s 420 today but I’m not smoking weed

            It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤

            I guess they never miss huh 🤔❌

              Hit or miss 🗡✖
 
I guess they never miss huh? 🤔❌
 
You got a boyfriend 💑 
 
I bet he doesn't kiss ya 💏✖
 
Mwah 😙😚
 
He gon find another girl 😱🙍‍♀️
 
And he won't miss ya 😂😎
 
He gon skrrt and hit the dab 🚗😎
 
Like Wiz Khalifa 😉😉