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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


True Patriotism

    Bruh 🤣 I'm so patriotic 😁😂 I piss red 😊 white 😇 and blue 🙃 My doctor said it may be pancreatic cancer 🤨 I told him to shut his COMMIE mouth 🤬 🤪 😎

    Oopsie woopsie😅! Its seems like you criticised the glorious CCP😑!

      Hi✋,im a reddit😁mod🙂. I see👀that you👈are shaming😣our greatest😇sugar daddy😘, peoples republic of china 🇨🇳❤️💕💋. You👈must delete🚫your comment👈 now👀or we🤭will piss and shit💦💦💦ourselves😩🤫💨and big daddy china🇨🇳😏❤️wont give us🤩money 💵💸💶🤑💰💴💷for our censorship🤗. Love,♥️💋💋💋mods😘family👨‍❤️‍👨.
      [this comment contained invalid characters, the great republic of china had corrected this mistake and has dispatched a reeducation van]

      They laugh at me because I’m emo 💔💔

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        They laugh at me because I'm emo- 💀🦋🖤⛓️
        THEY LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M EMO  😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 
        they laugh at jungkook because he is emo 🖤 😢
        they 👥 laugh 🤣😂 at 😐 me 🧍‍♂️ because 😔 i'm 🤦 emo 😢🔫⛓
        They🤬laugh🥛at😂because🧐I’m🗿emo😭I↗️killed😩my🧍‍♀️gf🐺that’s😍why😔I’m🗽single🛐
        They 👦🏻 laugh 😂 at 👉🏻 me 👩🏻 because ➡️ I’m emo 🖤 💀 I 👩🏻 killed  🔪 my girlfriend👩🏻‍💼 that’s why I’m single 1️⃣
        they laugh 😂 at ➡️ me🙋‍♀️because I’m emo 🖤 ⛓🩸☠️i killed 🔪my girlfriend 💁‍♀️thats why I’m single 😔

        avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽

          avocados 🥑 from mexico 🇲🇽
          Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽
          Mango from Philippines 🥭🇵🇭

Avocado from Mexico 🥑 🇲🇽

Apple from America 🍎🇺🇲

Sushi from Japan 🍣🇯🇵

Maple syrup from Canada🍁🇨🇦

          Deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖

            deaf blind and muted people be like ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
            ☝️👆🤙👆🖖👋🤙🖖👉🖖🖐🤛🤛🤲✊👐👐🤝🤝👎👎👊🤚🤙👋🦵🖖🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🙏🙏🙏🙏🦾🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕