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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Bill 📑📑 Nye The 😩 Science 📜 Guy 😎🏻

    Bill 📑 Nye the 🐗♀ Science 📚🌡 Guy ♂ Bill 📑✨Nye the Science 📚 Guy 👦🍆 Bill, Bill, 📑 Bill, Bill, Bill, 📑😳Bill Bill Nye the Science ⚗ Guy (Science rules) Bill 👹 Nye the 💻 Science Guy 👱 (Inertia is 😠❌ a property of 💦💦 matter) Bill, Bill, 😳 Bill, Bill, Bill, ✨ Bill 📑 Bill 📑 Nye the Science 📜 Guy 🤖😧 Bill,Bill, Bill 📑📑 (T-minus 🤔 seven seconds) 😫😫 Bill, 📑 Bill,Bill, Bill, 🖕Bill, 📑📑 Bill, Bill Bill Nye, the Science 📚 Guy 👏👦

    My husband and I work together

      My husband and I work together so we 👪 go to the same 😂 bank 🏛🏛 pretty often, and there’s this woman uff she’s very hot 😩 and I found her really 👄 attractive since the first time… 👀 then I realized that 😉 she was checking out 😱🏍 on my husband. One day one of the women there was asking us like 😄 “What are you guys gonna do today?” And we were like 😄 oh we’re going to the mall shopping and I 😩 noticed 👀 that she listened AND SHE SHOWED UP❤ AT THE MALL! 🏬 I was 👏 like omg 🤣😱 😳 what is she 🤷👩 doing 😉 here? And boom 💥 I fall in love with her 😍👌🤤😍 she 😍 was looking so damn fine 😣😂 BUT she 💦👩 was obviously looking for 💰 MY husband, so after that I told him to go 🏃 to 😂 another locations (he didn’t saw her) but I was 😟 like damn 😲😅 I don’t want him to see her almost everyday at the bank. BUT now I want to go to that location 👌👌 again 👌 to see 👀 her 👸 🤤😍 but I’m afraid 😨😨 my 🙈👦 husband starts liking her and stops ❌ liking👁 me :( he didn’t really pay attention to her 💦😏 but what if he starts liking 👍 her?😩 (We just got married 🤵👰 tho).

      🔞 Shawty🔞 had them🍎 apple 🍏🍑 bottom

        🔞 Shawty🔞 had them🍎 apple 🍏🍑 bottom 🍑👖 jeEAns 👢 Boots 🥾 with the 🐑 fuaerrr 😏 got the 🎊whole club👀👀👀👀👀looking 👀👀👀👀👀 at heUr She hit 🥵the-🥵JESSICA 🤬 did 🔪you sleep🛌 with your GOD 🕊 DAMN teacher 👨‍🏫 what 😨❓ DID YOU 😤 SLEEP 🛌WITH YOUR 😡TEACHER 👨‍🏫 mr. wilson? 👨 MR. WILSON😠 no 🚫 i didnt 🙅‍♀️ yes you- DID- 😡 NO 🚫 I DIDNT 🙅‍♀️ MOM 👩‍👧 youre a 😆 little slut 🔞 Mom 👩‍👧 no 🚫 i didnt 🙅‍♀️- YES ✔YOU DID I WAS FAILING 😭 CHEMISTRY🧪 YOURE OUT 🚪 OF THE HOUSE 🏠 what 😱 YOURE OUT 🚪 OF THE HOUSE 🏠 OUT 🤬 PACK ALL YOUR SHIT 😡 YOURE OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭OUT 🚪 😡😭

        WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹

          ITS ABOUT DRIVE😤 ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥 WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹
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          ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
          It's about drive 😤
It's about power 🤯
We stay hungry 😩
We devour 👹
Put in the work 👨‍💼
Put in the hours 🕜
And take what's our ✊🏻
          ITS ABOUT DRIVE ⁉️ITS ABOUT POWER 🥶 WE STAY HUNGRY👹🍗WE DEVOUR😈🗣💯‼️PUT IN THE WORK 😮‍💨💪
PUT IN THE HOURS 😈💪
          It’s about drive 💪 it’s about power ⚡️ We stay hungry 🤤 we DEVOUR 🍗 Put in the work 🏋️‍♀️ put in the hours ⏰ And take what’s ours 😟 Black and Samoan in my veins 😤 My culture bangin with strange 🤪 I change the game so what’s my motherfucking name?? 🤩 R O C K 😩 Desecration 🥳 Defamation 😖 If you wanna bring it to the masses 🤓 Face to face 🥶 now we escalatin’ 🤯 When I have to put boots to asses 😳 Mean on ya 😱 like a dream when I’m rumbling 🤥 you’re gonna scream mama 🥱 so bring drama to the King Brahma 🤠 Comin at you with extreme mana 😹
          It's about drive 😤
It's about power 🤯
We stay hungry 😩
We devour 👹
Put in the work 👨‍💼
Put in the hours 🕜
And take what's ours ✊
          ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😈 ITS ABOUT 😳 POWER 💪 WE STAY 😈 HUNGRY 🍗 WE DEVOUR 🦖 PUT 🚮 IN THE 🛠️ WORK 🧰 PUT🚮 IN THE 🕰️ HOURS ⏱️ AND 👿 TAKE 🤳 WHATS🏆 OURS 🏆

          IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE??

            Stop posting about Squid Game!
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