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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Student athlete

    Context to the meme

    student athlete: yo 🤔 tf you complaining for 😤😂 i grind 24/7 💯☝🏽🤣 you don't see 👀 me crying 😳👌🏾‼️ foh lil bitch 😛🅱️🤣
    me: im thirsty
    
    student athlete: UR thirsty?😂 i get thirsty💦 from chasing 🏃these goals💯 u don't know the hustle💪 like i do fam😤
    Panera worker: Welcome to Panera Bread!
    
    Student Athlete: Bread?😂the only bread🍞I'm chasing🏃🏽is that D1✔️Scholarship💰😂💯with my 4.1 GPA🤔😳❗️
    *at the hospital*
    
    Nurse: his heart just stopped in his sleep 😔
    
    Student athlete: STOPPED ?! 😂 can't relate 😤💪🏼 I'm always on 🏃🏻 the mov....
    me: hey
    
    student athlete: We Gotta Have 4.0 GPAs and We Practice Every Day 💯 That's Grind 💯 That's Hustle 💯 You Ain't Shit To Me 💯
    Waiter: Do you need more time to decide? 
    Student athlete: Time?😂 I Don't Have Time⏰ When The Grind Never Stops😤💯 I Stay Dream Chasing😈💪
    me: wow it's hot, will the weather ever chill out?
    
    student athletes: chill out?😤 i never👊 rest💤 always workin💪🔥 up a sweat💦 i stay grindin💯
    cashier: did you find everything okay?
    
    student athlete: i found a path🚀 to greatness🏅but the grind never quits😤💪🏼 i will NEVER quit💯🔥😈
    Daylight savings: Spring forward and miss an hour of sleep
    
    Student athletes: Sleep?😤 Y'all know all about sleeping on me👏🏾😞😴👿💯
    waitress: hi sorry for the wait we're super busy
    
    student athlete: busy?😂 you don't know🤔 what busy is 💀💀 fam👐🏻 i won't🙅🏻ever stop my grind💯
    Me: damn im thirsty
    Student athlete: thirsty? 😂 Only student🏊🏽 athletes 💯👌🏼 get thirsty 💦 ☝🏼we thirsty for motivation ☑️💪🏽 ROMANS 8:28 🙏🏼🙌🏽
    Lifeguard: No running
    
    Student Athletes: I'm running to the top 🏃🏼😤 grind never stops 💯👌🏻 all day❗️ aint no stopping me👏🏻✊🏼
    Stop Grinding?😂 The Grind Never Stops💯 No Breaks😈 We Stay Dream Chasing💪I don't get a break ✊ I'll be out here grinding 😈 Imma be chasing dreams while you're lounging 💯 the only thing i'm chasing🏃🏽😈is my dreams💭✊🏽keep grinding 💯RIP grandma👵🏼Romans 8:1🙏🏼busy?😂 you don't know🤔 what busy is 🏃🏽fam👐🏻 i won't🙅🏻ever stop my grind💯nothing gets handed to me 🙄🙅🏻‍♂️ I work for everything I got ‼️but we ain't done yet 💯😈👀 Nap?😂 I don't know that word😴 while you taking Z's 💤 I'm making W's🙌🏆U snooze you lose😤🤘can kill my ambition💯😈🙏🏻 i will never stop grinding🙏🏻even when im dead sleep is for the weak😴💯 U mean my TEAM⁉️ONE eats, we ALL eat🍽We out here grindin' together💪😤 THAT'S family💯😈

    Chicken wing chicken wing

      Chicken wing chicken wing 
      Hot dogs and balogna 
      Chicken and macaroni
      Chilling with my homies
      Chicken wing 🍗 chicken wing 🐓 hotdog🌭 and bologna 😋 chicken and 😎 marconi 🧀 chillin🥶 with😂 my🥳 homies😀
      chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯‍♀️

      DICK or TREAT!

        Every HALLOWEEN copypasta

        DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻‍♀️Witches 🧙🏻‍♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽‍♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭

        ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES

          All HALLOWEEN copypasta

          ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

          BING CHILLING 🍦🥶

            BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦
            Zhōngguó zǎoshang hǎo. Xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín. Wǒ fēicháng xǐhuān bīngqílín. Dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ bīngqílín hái kuài. Sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 shì wǒ zuì xǐhuān de suǒyǐ... Xiànzài shì zhǔnbèi yīnyuè de shíjiānle 1 2 3 liǎng zhōu hòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bié wàng liǎo bùyào cuòguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīnwèi diànyǐng hěn hǎo, dòngzuò yě hěn hǎo, jīhū yīyàng de bīngqílín. Zàijiàn
            Bing chilling 🥶🍦
            🥶🍦BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦
            BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦

            IS THIS A GENSHIN IMPACT REFERENCE

              IS THIS A GENSHIN IMPACT REFERENCE ✌👄 HOLY SHIIIIT, EHE EHE EHE EHE TE NANDAYO, BOUKEN DA 😂 BOUKEN, BOUKEN DA BOUKEN 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍, LISA MOANS 😰😩 ARE 💯 THE 💴🍰 BEST, 😄👍 LISA MOANS ARE THE 💯 BEST, 👌👳 HAVE 🙌 U 💦🙅 SEEN 👀👄 THIS 📥🎁 PHYSICAL DAMAGE ON THIS 👁 SPEAR AT 🙈🍆 LVL 60 OMG OMG 😍😱 OMG, 😮 ZHONGLI THICC 🍑🌹 ZHONGLI DADDY 💕 OMG OMG, 😱 XINQIU X CHONGYUN, ZHONGLI X CHILDE, DILUC X KAEYA, NINGGUANG X BEIDOU, OH 😆 MAH GAWD, 😍😍 PAIMON IS 😞 EMERGENCY ❗❗ FOOD SKSKSJJSJSK, DILUC 100K DAMAGE ☄☄ OH 😲🙀 MY 🏿💩 GOD, KEQING CATGIRL
              HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST FUCKING GOD IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING ((((GENSHINIMPACT)))) REFERENCE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❓❓❓❓‼️‼️‼️❓⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😱😱😱😱😱😬😬😬😬😬😬 GANYU BEST GIRL 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 F2P BTW 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 BENNETT OP 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 HOLY SHIT 6666666666999999999 EVAPORATE DAMAGE 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️ MIHOYO GIVE ME PRIMOGEMS 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE 🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡😠😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😠😡🤬😡🤬😡😠 MIHOYO GREEDY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💲💲💲💲💱💲💱💲💱💲💲💲💱💱💲💲💱💸💸💸💸💸💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 GOOGLE CLASSROOM 1*🤬🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤬 GENSHIN IMPACT ANNIVERSARY REWARDS SUCKS 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I LOST 50/50 😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😭 SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 GENSHIN IMPACT BEST GAME🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩