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This Putin guy is insane!! 🔥

    -1,68m manlet 😈🙏🏻

-0 pussy 😹

-0 major cities conquered 💀

-0 hairs left on his head 😈🙏🏻

-currency less valuable than robux 🔥👍

-empty threats merchant 🤯

-1,68cm 😹😹😹😹

Better dictator than Stalin??? 🔥

    🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is CUMMING!

      ‼️ 🚨World War III Alert🚨 ‼️ Ding 🔔 Ding 🔔 Ding 🔔 MotherLickers👅🧓🏻Get ur tongue 😜 out that 🐱pussy cos Iran🇮🇷 just🍆💦 PENetrated 💘🎯 Israel's 🇮🇱sovereign 🍩👨🏾borders! 🫨 BB was an 🌹April🌹🤦🏻‍♂️fool & 🤜Smashed that 💥Em-BUSSY🍑😋 so now Ebrahim says 🗣️🔊 it's time 2️⃣ Get IT On!!! 🙊👯📣 The International 🏘️😛CUM-munity is 🥺BEGging🙏🏽🫦all sides✊🏻💦💋2️⃣ exercise 🏃🏾💨 🫦ExTreme 🪢ResTraints🤐🪢 🥵 butt u all 🧠know it's ⏰about 2️⃣ get 🔥🌡️Hot & 😰Sweaty All Ooover 🌈that 👰‍♀️geo-HO-litical region🧭 🗺️ 🤯Send this 2️⃣ ur 1️⃣5️⃣ Horniest 🏴‍☠️Doomsday 💊PREPpers 🤗 Get 1️⃣ back ur 🚀Drone Alone✊🏻🍌😩 2nite 🌚✨❕Get 6️⃣back u'll get a lil 😘🍑Ham-ASS 🅱️4️⃣ bed 🛌 ❗️Get 9️⃣back & u'll Be🐝 GAZA-ling Sperm♌️Loads at the 🖕⛳️center of a 😍SenSational😍 💦🤜CUM-flict🤛💦 of SuperPOWers🤩‼️❣️‼️ 
      🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is CUMMING! 💦💦 Daddy 💪🏻 Putin & his troops 🪖🎖PENETRATED🍆💦 Ukraine 😩😩 at the eastern B-WHORE-der 😂 in an act of 🤪SEXUAL AGGRESSION😈😈 The UniTIT 🇺🇳nations ☮️ has impHOEsed ✅eCUMnomic 💰sanctions to CHOKE 😵😵Putin & make him 🇷🇺🪆PULL OUT🕳🕳early! 🪖🪖 A MILFitary draft 🎫🎫 could mean 😱 the loss 😭 of all HUNG 👅 🇺🇸daddies🥺🥺….so get down ⬇️ on those 🧎🏽‍♀️knees🧎🏽‍♀️and SaLUTe🖖 dat dick 🌽🌽til your man 😩SHOOTS😩 his 💦WHITE RUSSIAN💦 all over you‼️ Send this to 🔟 Soviet 🇷🇺Sucking 👅😝😝SLUTS to get 🗼Eiffel 🗼Towered 🤸🏼‍♀️ by PUTIN 👴🏻AND DADDY JOE👨🏻‍🦳 for 6️⃣9️⃣ more years😂😂😂😂

      Did someone say PENIS⁉️⁉️

        Did someone say PENIS⁉️⁉️. Is 😳 that 🤤 your 👉 penis??😫😫. Put that 🍆 in the ass 🍑. Put that 🍆 in the pussy 😻. Put that 🍆 in the ear 👂, wait what⁉️⁉️. Wow 🤯 wow 😮 that thing 🍆 can reach 👌 the floor⁉️😳⁉️. Drool 🤤 drips 💦 from my mouth 👄 as I look 👀 at that beautiful cock 🍆. Eyes 👁👁 come out of my head 👨👨 and expand 🔟 times the normal 🤪🤪. I can’t handle 😫😳😫 a cock 🍆 this big 🙆‍♂️, so thick 🤰, so slick 💦. Heart ❤️ beating 🤜 at 200 bpm 🏃‍♂️ and ass 🍑 widening up 🕳 for that super 💪 schlong 🍆. How ⁉️ can you 👉 carry 🤰 that 🍆 with you??😋. ”Well 💅🏼, I just toss 💪 that junk 🍆over ⏫ my shoulder 💁‍♂️.” Wow 🤤 wow 🤤 wow 🤤 wow 🤤 wow 🤤.

        🇺🇸PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛

          🎉HAPPY🥳PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛💦2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ years ⏱ago 🗓our 👏👏fav😍pounding🧈👊🏻😘 father 👴🏻🍆💦and😌main🥺💯bitch💁‍♀️🤭WHOREge😎WashingSLUT🥳💅🍾came💦💦into👉👌this🌎WORLD🌍to ✌️becum💦 🤫the🇺🇸1ST🇺🇸presiDICK😢🍆🤞of👏🥳the💅United🇺🇸Sluts👙Of🤭America🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈send📧📲this➡️to 🔟of😉the😩sluttiest🍑💦💦patriots🔞👙🇺🇸you👇know🤗if you get 🔟 back😏😏you’re👏invited to the ✍️📝constitutional 📝✍️COCKus🍆💦 if you get 5️⃣ back 🤭🤣💁‍♀️ you’re a Mt. Rushmore 🗻👨🏻‍🦳WHORE🍆🍑👙💦if you 👤get 0️⃣ back 💔😹no 🚫 presidick🍆💦 for 🤭you 😭👨🏻‍🦳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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            DID YOU JUST SAY PHILLIPINES?!

              Phillipines copypasta

              Every Filipino copypasta ever

              BRO DID YOU JUST SAY PHILLIPINES?!!1!!!11!!1!PHILLIPINES IS THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY!!!11!!!1!!WE COULD BEAT CHINA!111!1!11!PROUD TO BE PINOY😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎OMG OMG OMG OMG DONT DIRESPECT FILPINES ITS THE BEST COUNTRY😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WE HAVE THE BEST ISLAND THERE ARE OVER 70000 ISLANDS😎😎😎😎😎😎😊😊😊😊😊😊MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT PHILIPINES!!!!!!!1😎😎😎😎😎😎 Welcome to our country!!!! 📷️📷️📷️ Philippines love🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭 Welcome to our country!!!! 📷️📷️📷️ Philippines love🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭 Welcome to our country!!!! 📷️📷️📷️ Philippines love🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭 PROUD TO BE PINOY😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎PROUD TO BE PINOY😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎PROUD TO BE PINOY😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎PROUD TO BE PINOY😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎!PROUD TO BE PINOY😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎PHILLPINES HAS THE BEST MUSIC😊😎😊😎😊😎WE BEAT THE SPANIARDS😎😊😎😊😎😊😎as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino as a filipino PH PRIDE😊😎😊😎😊😎😊😎PH PRIDE😊😎😊😎😊😎😊😎
              OH MY GOD? ✝️️✞☦✝✟♱⛪🛐🙏📿👼🧔🏽 YOU JUST SAID PHILIPPINES! 🌏💫 ⭐️ 🌟 ✨ ⚡️🌏💫 ⭐️ 🌟 ✨ ⚡️🌏 PUTANGINA! 🤩😱 I AM A FILIPINO 🌏👨‍🌾 AND THIS MAKES MY DAY 🌟📅🌟 but first of all you spelled Philippines 🌏 wrong ❌❌❌ it's "Philippines" 🌏👍 not "phillipines"👎🌏 pero I STILL applaud 👏👏👏 you of your effort! secondly 2️⃣✌ we are not Spanish 🇪🇸❌ or Chinese 🇨🇳❌ or asian 🌏❌ we are FILIPINOS 🇵🇭✔️✔️✔️. INDEPENDENT AND LOVING.. 💖💖💖 point takda halos halo-halo and thirdly 3⃣ your country and culture sucks ass. 🍑💨 We proud CHRISTIAN FILIPINOS 👼🌏😇🙏📿🌏🤲🧎🌏⛪🛐🌏🌏 have halo halo and jolibee. 😳🥴🤤🍛 Fuck 💖💕💝✨🖕 You. Fuck 💖💕💝✨🖕 Your Country. Fuck 💖💕💝✨🖕 Yourself. we are SUPERIOR!!!!!! 🥇🥇1🥇1🥇🥇 PINOY 🇵🇭 🇵🇭 PRIDE PINOY 🇵🇭 🇵🇭 PRIDE WOOOOOOOOOOO LAGI TUMAYO 🗣📢 LAGI SUMIGAW 🗣📢 MAG ARAW ☀️☀️☀️ ARAW ☀️☀️ KAYO SUMIGAW 🗣📢 SHOWTIME 🗣📢 THIS IS YOUR SHOW 🗣📢 THIS IS YOUR TIME MAGPASIKAT NA IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!! 🗣📢🎤🗣📢🗣📢🎤