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I want amber and Elon to adopt me 😳

    Why? 🥺 I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy 🤗 Ever night we would snuggle 🥰 And they tell me a bed time story 🤫 And then we kiss 💋 And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😤 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family 👨‍👩‍👧

    GAY IS BAD!!! I HATE GAY MONTH!!!!!!!

      IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

      IS THAT A SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!

        ‼️HOLY @#$%ING @#$%‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER@#$%ING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN IS THE BEST @#$%ING ANIME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯LEVI IS SO BAD4SS😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYY‼️ POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, ZEKE‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

        Cumstitution day!🇧🇻

          🇧🇻💦Its CUMstitutionday!💦🇧🇻 Put on your best PULnad😫 and get ready for cumking Haralds👑 apperance in the royal SLUTs balcony!🇧🇻🏰 Yummy ice cream🍦 and pavlUwU🍰 to each and everyone of Whoreways loyal citizens! 😈Hipp hipp whoray!🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻

          Two Minute Papers

            Dear fellow 😂💦 scholars, 🤓🤓 this 🎊 is 💯👎 Two 💏✌ Minute ⏰⏰ Papers 📝 with Dr 👩 Karoly Zsolnai-Feher. Today 😱 we're 🔫 looking at some 🐔👆 fascinating 😍😍 research that proves that you will never get any 😱 bitches. 🍑 Research scientists at 🍆 OpenAI have discovered 😎 a 😎🏃 new 🏽🗞 machine 🔥 learning technique that 🕵😤 can ♂💦 predict how 💪💪 many 💪 women ❎ are attracted to 💱 you (hint: 🔎 its 🙅 0). What a 👇👌 time ⏳🕧 to be 🐝😱 alive!

            The 😳Batman 😩

              Thursday, October 🐙 31st. 🎃 The city 🌇 streets 😡🧲 are crowded for 👻 the holiday. 🤑🥳 Even 🤷‍♀️ with the rain. 🌦 Hidden 🌺💗 in 👏 the chaos 🌋 is the element, waiting ⏳ to strike 🎳 like 🟠 snakes. And I'm 😂😂 there 😍 too. 😎 Watching. 👀 2 😂 years 😱😱🤯 of nights 😴 have 👏 turned 😍 me 🙎‍♀️ into 🤓 a nocturnal animal. 🦑 I 🦆 must 🙅 choose 📥 my ❄️🔥 targets carefully. 👀 It's a big 🐀 city. 🌇 I 🌊 can't 💃 be 😫 everywhere. 🌍🌎🌏 But 🤔 they 👩‍💻 don't 📷 know 💭 where 🏃 I 😔 am. 🤒 We 👯 have ✊😤 a signal 🚥 now, 🙀 for 😇 when 🔜 I'm 👌 needed. 🤲 When 🕛🕐 that ➡️ light 💡 hits ➕🎯🎯 the sky, ☁️ it's not 😅 just 😾 a call- 📞 it's a warning. ⚠ To them. 🏿 Fear 😱 is a tool. 🔰 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 think 🤔 I'm 🥺 hiding in 🔚 the shadows. But 😳 I 👁️ AM 😩 the shadows. I ☔ wish 😜🙏 I 🙀 could 🔒 say 🦯 I'm 😈 making ☝️ a difference, 😡 but 📷 I'm 😈 not. ✖️ Murder, 😤✴️ robberies, assault- 2 👯‍♀️ years 🕡 later, 🕑 they're 🐂 all 💯 up. 🆙 And now 🧝‍♂️ this. This city's eating 🏪 itself. 👈👈 Maybe 👨‍🎨 it can't ❌ be 🤰 saved, but 👉 i 🙋‍♂️ have 🈶🈶🈶 to try. 😒 PUSH ❗🏽 MYSELF. 👈 These 🚑 nights 😈🌚🌟🌑 all 💯 roll 🎲 together 👨‍👦 in 🎻🎻🎻 a rush, 🏃‍♀ Behind 🌥️🌤️ the mask. 😷 Sometimes 🕐 in 🕺 the morning 🌅 i 🔥🚫 have ⭐👏 to force ✊ myself 😈👑 to remember 🤔 everything 🙌 that 🥺🕢🕚 happened 🤔😂😍