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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


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      🚨🚨🚨IT’S PRIDE HUNTIES 🚨🚨🚨

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        Asmongold chat on Diablo Immortal

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