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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Eu amo shit de gringo 🥵🥵😋

    Eu sou o matt of cartoonizando, born em legbuck (pernambuco) cidade 100% americana 🇺🇲 eu love comer shit de gringo when ele poop na privada 🥵🥵 go americano go solta sua shit pra eu comer 😋😋😩🥵 aí delicia que shit gostosa hmmm delicious 😋😋 vai american solta mais one 😋😋 ainnn 🥵🥵😩😩 que shit deliciosa 🥵🥵 i love gringo e eu hate brazilian 🇧🇷🚫

    Ex-squeeze 💁‍♂️ me 😎

      Ex-squeeze 💁‍♂️ me 😎
      
      Are you 🫵 trying 😖 to 2️⃣ portray 🖼️ me 🙆‍♂️ as fricking 🤬 stewpid? 🤪🥴 ⁉️
      
      Well 🤓 I'll have 💨 you 🫵 know 🧠 that you 🫵 succeeded 🏆✅
      
      But ☝️🤓 unfortunately 😩 for 4️⃣ you 🫵 all 🌍 of the credit 💳 goes 🚶‍♂️ to 2️⃣ me 😎. So you 🫵 only 🌝 get a hecking 🤬 silver medal. 🥈

      Women’s History Month

        It’s 👱👋 Women’s ♀♀ history 📖 month 💵 you 👆👨 sluts 👅🙆 so 💪 it’s 😂🤔 time to 🍅💰 remember 🤔 those who 👀 fought 🗡🗡 for 💪🎅 our 🔎👦 right 👭 to 💦💦 have 👅 dicks in our 💩 face 😩 . If 👩 it 😽💯 wasn’t for the many 💯👨 brave ♂❤ women of 🔍🍒 the ☠👶 past ⚰ who went on hunger 🍔 strikes and 💰 even ➖😒 worse ❌✋ died 😂 from 💰💥 unsafe conditions in ♂ prison, we would 😅 all be 🙋 putting 💦😩 out on 🚟🔛 a slab by now. Send 📩📬 this to your most 💯 bangable bitch friends 👦 or else 🤔 you 👈 might not get 🉐🉐 pounded tonight 😤🌃
        I 👁️ would just ⚖️ like 👍 to 2️⃣ take 🎬 a moment ⌛ to 2️⃣ recognize 🙌 that it is Women's ♀️ History 📜 Month 🗓️! Although ☝️🤓 the overwhelming 😵 majority 🚀 of this 👆 community 🏘️ is male ♂️, it is pertinent ☝️🤓 that women ♀️ receive 🎁 equal 🟰 representation 🎨. The struggle 😫 for 4️⃣ women 🚺 to 2️⃣ achieve 🥇 equal 🟰 rights ⚖️ has been 🗑️ a struggle 😩 for 4️⃣ centuries 💯, and it still ✋ ongoing 🚶today 🗓️. Women’s 👩 History 📜 Month 🗓️ had its origins ▶️ as a national 🇺🇸 celebration 🎉 in 1981 when Congress ⚖️ passed Pub. L. 97-28 which authorized 🪪 and requested 📞 the President 🕴️ to proclaim 🤌 the week 🗓️ beginning ⏯️ March 7, 1982 as “Women’s 👩‍🔬History 📜 Week 🗓️.” Throughout the next ⏭️ five 5️⃣ years 📆, Congress ⚖️ continued ▶️ to pass 🪪 joint 🤝 resolutions 📝 designating 👇 a week in March 🗓️ as “Women’s History Week.” In 1987 after being petitioned 📥 by the National 🇺🇸 Women’s 👩‍🎓 History 📜 Project 💸, Congress 💰 passed 🤝 Pub. L. 100-9 which designated 👑 the month of March ♓♈ 1987 as “Women’s 👩‍💻 History 📜 Month.” Between ♻️ 1988 and 1994, Congress 🚮 passed 🤝 additional ➕ resolutions 😭 requesting 👇 and authorizing 🪪 the President 🕴️ to proclaim 📨 March of each year as Women’s 👩‍🚀 History Month. Since ⏯️ 1995, presidents 🕴️🕴️ have issued 📨 a series of annual 🗓️ proclamations 📝 designating 👇 the month of March as “Women’s 👩‍✈️ History Month.” These proclamations 📝 celebrate 🎊 the contributions 👏 women 👩‍⚖️ have made to the United States 🇺🇸 and recognize 👀 the specific 🚨 achievements 🏆 women 👩‍🏭 have made 🛠️ over the course of American 🇺🇸 history 📜 in a variety 🎨 of fields 🏟️. Some women 👩‍🚒 who have made a significant impact on history are Abigail Adams 👵, Ruth Bader Ginsburg 👩‍⚖️, Maya Angelou💁🏾‍♀️, Sojourner Truth 👳🏾‍♀️, Rosa Parks 🙅🏽‍♀️, and Malala Yousafzai 👩🏽‍🎓. Take ✊ some time ⏰ out of your 🫵 day 📅 to research 🔬 women's 👩‍🔬 history 📜 and you will be 🅱️ shocked 😱 with what ⁉️ you find 🕵️‍♂️. Most importantly ‼️, make sure to respect 🫡 the females 🙋‍♀️ in your life ☥!

        ITS TRUCK MONTH 🛻

          ITS TRUCK MONTH 🛻 You know what that means, it’s time to get ChevroLAID😏🛏 and RAM 1500 HOES🥵 Shove your cock🍆 into the tailpipe😩💦 of a WHORE F-150😏 and don’t forget 🧠 to use some TORQUE 💪💯 CUM💦😫 into the dealership🚙 to test📝 RIDE🐎 SEIRRA💁‍♀️ 2500 TIMES🍆 in that TRUCKUSSY🛻🐱 😩 send this 10 HOES🍆🥵 for 0% APR AND FINANCING💰or be prepared for 6️⃣9️⃣ days of bad luck⚠️🍀 and 0️⃣ lbs of TOWING CAPACITY🤮

          Can I 👁 interest 😎 you 👈 in a massage 🙌👐?

            Saw 👀 you 👉 bench 💺🇩🇪 pressing 👊 and my goodness 👌 you 👉🙋 are strong 💪! You 👈 must 👫 be sore 🤕 lifting 😼 such heavy 🏋️‍♀️ weights 😔.
            
            Can I 👁 interest 😎 you 👈 in a massage 🙌👐?
            
            Older 👨 daddy 👨🍆 here love 😎😍👼 young 👶 asian 👨 muscle 💪 studs 🙈😌 like 💖 you 👈! I 👁 love ❤🍆💦 to help 🆘 soothe those big 😱 strong 💪🏻💪🏿 muscles 💪 and have you 👈 feeling 😁 fantastic 💯.
            
            In exchanged 💱 I'd 🙏 love 😍🍆 to pleasure 🙏 that meat 🍆 bat 🦇 hiding 🙈 between 👉👈 your 👉🏿 legs 🍗🍑👅 and drink 🍹 your 👉 delicious 😋🤤 baby 👶 nectar 👅?
            
            Sorry 🙇, I've 🙋 been admiring 👩🙌 you 👈 for quite ✅ some time 🕐. Please 🙏 let 🙆 me taste 😋 your 👉 cummies 💦🔫